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Dearest soon to be losers. You are really bad. I hope you are already to go down. Oh wait, you already have. Go Forge, Baltimore sucks.
Class S55
Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23 S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOI S54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOI S55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOI S56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOI S57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI
Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23 S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOI S59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOI S60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOI S61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOI S62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOI S63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOI S64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOI Player History: Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56 Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pick Signed with EDM 4Mx3yr Traded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61 Signed with WPG IA Contract
Reincarnated- Class S71
Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S 71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS 72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS 73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI
Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOI S75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ Player History: Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36
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Philip Fry
Hey SF, Did you know that when it comes to lions that the females do the hunting? Based on the roster it looks like you have some hunters, but not enough!
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Lester Oiduser
Listen up Winnipeg you past your prime fogies, we are going to break you into pieces come playoffs. I will personally make sure you can't golf properly all summer with the bruises you will have.
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Kaarlo Koivunen
the past you have won a lot of times against us maine but do you know that at some point there is the loss so this is the season we win
Kaarlo Koivunen || RD || Yukon Malmutes || Calgary Dragons
Name: Kaarlo Koivunen
Birthplace: Rauma, Finland
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 28
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S73 | 66 GP | 6 G | 30 A | 36 P | +2 | 40 PIM | 93 H
S74 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | +8 | 32 PIM | 88 H
S75 | 66 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | +26 | 32 PIM | 84 H
S76 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -32 | 36 PIM | 117 H
SMJHL Post season:
S73 | 13 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 16 H
S74 | 11 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 20 H
S75 | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 1 | 0 PIM | 10 H
S76 | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -4 | 4 PIM | 13 H
SMJHL Career:
Regular Season:
264 GP | 28 G | 101 A | 129 P | +4 | 140 PIM | 382 H
Playoffs:
36 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 P | -8 | 12 PIM | 59 H
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Drafted by yukon malmutes in the s73 SMJHL draft as the 49th pick
Drafted by calgary dragons in the s74 SHL draft as the 36th pick
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Hey, I don't know who you are or where - but I have a particular set of skills that you should be very afraid of. I can gobble a glizzy in under a second and your whole team will be so shocked they won't be able to play.
I imagine Sunrise would just spring some bizarre biological fact that could scare anyone out of their wits just for the hell of it if needed.
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Texas, we are coming for the 2nd seed. There are still games to be played and we might have the opportunity to catch y'all before the playoffs
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Shootin Blanks
Hey whoever. You need to stop scoring so much and let Buffalo win some games this season. Signed your worst enemy or best friend? So, yea that worked well
Dear Regina no you may not be above us in the standings. You and your piss colored ice arena belong at the very bottom until you consider getting rid of that color or hydrate yourselves. I will speak no further on this matter.
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Simo Jääskeläinen
Look, I don't want to sound hurtful, but if an expansion team makes the playoffs ahead of Detroit I will eat your mascot. Not the furry suit, I will remove the human from said suit and consume them alive.
#27 Simo Jääskeläinen | D | Detroit Falcons | Edmonton Blizzard
-CAREER ACHIEVEMENTS-
S73 World Junior Championships (Bronze) - Team Finland
S74 Four Star Cup - Detroit Falcons
S74 World Junior Championships (Gold) - Team Norden
S75 World Junior Championships (Gold) - Team Norden
S76 World Junior Championships (Gold) - Team Norden
-AWARDS-
S74 SMJHL All-Star Team (Last Man In)
S74 Alexis Metzler Award (Nomination)
S75 Jack Cross Award (Nomination)
-CAREER STATISTICS-
SMJHL: 264 GP / 23 G / 84 A / 107 P / +36 / 338 Bl / 403 Hi
WJC: 48 GP / 3 G / 10 A / 13 P / +6 / 106 Bl / 42 Hi
-TRANSACTIONS-
S73 - Drafted by Detroit in round 1, pick #13 overall
S74 - Drafted by Minnesota in round 2, pick #27 overall
S75 - Traded from Minnesota to Edmonton
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Kristians Mikelis
Colorado? What do you even have to do there? I guess you could climb the Rocky Mountains. I googled bad things about Colorado, and it says you have dry air. Couldn't be me, my air is moisturized.
Crab Cakes and Old bay seasoning are the worst foods to ever be created, yeah, it was said. And what kind of shape even is Maryland, Y'all really needed that farmland out near West Virginia and Eastern PA?
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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:
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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC
S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20
S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39
S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42
S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34
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SMJHL playoff stats
S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38
S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20
S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11
S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34
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International Representations
S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
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Tibuk Soonika
Hey New England is that your actual point total or did your your mom dock your weekly TPE allowance?
Best of luck in your low dominance season.
*Mic drop*
Them Panthers better watch out. The Pride (of Lions) is going to hunt you down and DEFEAT YOU. May the best team get the cup (itll be us)
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Marton Diehm
LA *Panthers*? More like LA *Can't Hears* you, because we have so many more games played it's like we're already in the future and sound doesn't travel through spacetime like that.
[S68] Marton Diehm || C/LW || Stuttgart, DEU
Outwit || Outplay || Outlast
S74 - inaugural TEX Buckaroo Award
S70 - final Vyacheslav Onoprienko Award
S68 - Drafted 24OA by the Texas Renegades
S67 - Drafted 25OA by the Carolina Kraken