THE YEAR IS 2021

Failed client after failed client leads disgraced agent Justice in shambles...

It all began with hotshot rookie Ty Justice (unrelated) flying into the SMJHL, landing a first overall pick with the Kelowna Knights, eventually earning an A on his jersey and getting snagged third overall in the SHL draft with the West Kendall Platoon (now Baltimore Platoon). Ty Justice was a promising young prospect, however time took it's toll on the player's career and his managers decided he just wasn't shaping up to what they had hoped for him so he began bouncing around from team to team... From Seattle to Texas where Ty Justice found his retirement home, analysts have deemed him a bust...

Enter Vladislav Konstantin... Rolling into the draft at a heavily disappointing 52nd overall, it was up to Vlad to prove those who passed up on him wrong and make his worth in the league known to all, which is exactly what he did. Vlad Konstantin went on to rack up over 150 points in his four seasons in the league, however is SMJHL endeavors have but a single blemish on his legacy... And that is... the trade...

A short while into his stint with the Detroit Falcons in his rookie season inner locker room conflict found Vlad getting shipped out to Kelowna, where he played out the rest of his SMJHL career.

34th overall is where Vladislav Konstantin found himself getting picked up, by the Texas Renegades where he spent six seasons as a staple on the bottom six. While he was fine with Vladislav Konstantin's career in the SHL, agent Justice knew he wanted something more... A true star prospect that takes the SHL by storm... His own Gretzky...

Renji Atake let's keep it real has been a complete joke the entire time. Not hurting anyone at a 55th overall pick, Renji has been completely satisfied as a SMJHL defensemen. No harm done to anyone (except Justice's wallet racking up 150 tpe thatll never be used XXXXDDDD)

At this point... Justice was convinced that he will never find his Gretzky... All hope... Was lost... His shining star... Turned to a bust...



Coming soon... to the S60 SHL Draft... only two short seasons away... Justice will have his stud. His Magnum Opus. His Thriller.

What you might be wondering is, why so far away? Well because he has other stuff to do. I also need to spend a season racking up moneys so this player doesnt fucking suck. gonna even make a twitter im that desperate. Ok that wraps this up thanks for reading

449 words

9gag pretty lit tho

what about S69 waiting room?

PROFILE || UPDATE || RAGE.  




Luke Thomason || LW || Manhattan Rage || 2143 Max TPE
Born: 1/10/98
Height: 6'0
Weight 185 Lbs
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Regular season
SMJHL/SHL Stats
S42 | Van | GP: 50| G: 4| A: 8|P: 12|+/-: -10|MP: 457|
S43 | Van | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 3|MP: 951|
S44 | Van | GP: 50| G: 22| A: 31|P: 53|+/-: 9|MP: 1033|
S45 | SFP | GP: 50| G: 18| A: 19|P: 37|+/-: -5|MP: 1041|
S46 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 19| A: 24|P: 43|+/-: -3|MP: 1156|
S47 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 28|P: 44|+/-: -15|MP: 1184|
S48 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 24|P: 40|+/-: -13|MP: 1137|
S49 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 28|P: 49| +/-: 13|MP: 1099
S50 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 23|P: 44| +/-: 10|MP: 1157
S51 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 17| A: 22|P: 39| +/-: 5|MP: 1232
S52 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 24| A: 29|P: 54| +/-: 17|MP: 1193
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Playoffs
S42 Playoffs | Van| GP: 11 | G: 1| A: 2 |P:3|+/-: +3| MP: 101
S43 Playoffs | Van| GP: 10 | G: 4| A: 1 |P:5|+/-: -3| MP: 206
S44 Playoffs | Van| GP: 14 | G: 7| A:6  |P:13|+/-:-1 | MP:228
S46 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12 | G: 3 | A:2  |P:5|+/-:-14 | MP:289
S47 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 5 | G: 3 | A:4  |P:7|+/-:2 | MP:119
S49 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 11| G: 6| A: 11|P:16|+/-: 5| MP:248
S50 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 6| G: 5| A: 5|P:10|+/-: 7| MP:137
S51 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12| G: 7| A: 9|P:16|+/-: 4| MP:293
S52 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 19| G: 9| A: 13|P:22|+/-: 0| MP:438

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Transactions/Awards
S43 Named Assistant Captain for VAN Whalers
Drafted 3rd OA by San Fransisco Pride
S43 4 Star Cup Champion  
S44 Zach Miller Award for Most Dedicated
S44 nominee for the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S45 WJC Gold Medalist
S45 SHL Rookie All-Star Team
S46 Named Captain for Czechoslovakia
S45 Winner of the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S46 Nominee for Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S49 Bronze Medal for Czechia
S52 Nominee for Anton Razov Trophy
S52 SHL 3rd Team


Arnost Holub || Vancouver Whalers GM/ Manhattan Rage Co-GM
S44 | W:27 | L:18 | OTL: 5 | P:59 | 3rd in League 
S45 | W:29 | L:17 | OTL: 4 | P:62 | 4th in League 
S46 | W:23 | L:21 | OTL: 6 | P:52 | 8th in League 
S47 | W:30 | L:17 | OTL: 3 | P:63 | 3rd in League 
S48 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL: 6 | P:62 | 4th in League 
Total | W:137 | L: 89 | OTL: 24 

Manhattan Rage  
S49 | W:33 | L:15 | OTL: 2 | P:68 | 3rd in League  
S50 | W:26 | L:20 | OTL: 4 | P:56 | 8th in League  
S51 | W:26 | L:18 | OTL: 6 | P:56 | 5th in League 
S52 | W:28 | L:21 | OTL: 1 | P:57 | 6th in League 
Totals | W:113 | L:74 | OTL: 13 
S49 Lance Uppercut Award
S51 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination
S52 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination

Playoffs
Vancouver Whalers
S44 | W: 7 | L: 7 | CF Round Exit
S45 | W: 6 | L: 6 | CF Round Exit
S46 | W: 1 | L: 4 | 1st Round Exit
S47 | W: 6 | L: 4 | CF Round Exit
S48 | W: 12 | L: 7 | 4 Star Cup Champions
Total| W: 32 | L: 28 | 4 Star Cup Champions

Manhattan Rage
S49 | W: 6 | L: 5 | CF Round Exit
S50 | W: 2 | L: 4 | Wildcard Exit
S51 | W: 5 | L: 7 | CF Exit
S52 | W: 12 | L: 7 | Challenge Cup Champions
Total | W: 25 | L:23 | 1 Challenge Cup

what about S69 waiting room?

oh damn it

9gag pretty lit tho

ok no more s60 player grinding for 2 years until s69 lets GOOOOOO

9gag pretty lit tho