Playing is hard, retirement is easy. Arturs Tumovs done.
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arturs33
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As an agent of Arturs Tumovs, I must inform you that our beloved (at certain degree) Grizzlies defender passed away last night in his lambo. GFG autorities investigating circumstances at this very moment. As far as I know, eye-witnesses says that around 2AM some angry fans stormed his vehicle because he decided not to play hockey anymore. Some of them was angry about poor playoff performance from him this season. In the middle of all this gunshots was heard. As far as I know, car's front window was shattered from bullets. Police discovered five bullet wounds on his body so far, still looking. Arturs Tumovs was trying to stop bleeding, covering himself with salmon fillet, but, seems, it wasn't enough. Paramedics couldn't save him.
I want to present you some lines from last messages I received from Arturs. "My career was great. I had my ups and downs. First of all, I want to thank @Ace and @marco999 for having me in Anaheim and making my first team so fun and nice. Big shoutout to @Geekusoid and @Fluw for going with all my salmon nonsence. Two seasons in Grizzlies made me realise that I want to dedicate my life to salmon after my hockey career is done that is why I am looking for land near river to build me a salmon farm and slam that salmon on the table for last of my life." Thanks for reading, mofos. Have a god one. P. S. 248 words, if someone wants to rate this XD Not gonna thank anyone
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Noooooo who will smack my salmon every morning now???
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Slap those salmons in the afterlife brother
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Registered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Still Drunk 12-17-2021, 03:12 AMarturs33 Wrote: As an agent of Arturs Tumovs, I must inform you that our beloved (at certain degree) Grizzlies defender passed away last night in his lambo. GFG autorities investigating circumstances at this very moment. As far as I know, eye-witnesses says that around 2AM some angry fans stormed his venicle because he decided not to play hockey anymore. Some of them was angry about pour playoff performance from him this season. In the middle of all this gun shots was heard. As far as I know, car's front window was shattered from bullets. Police discovered five bullet wounds on his body so far, still looking. Arturs Tumovs was trying to stop bleeding, covering himself with salmon fillet, but, seems, it wasn't enough. Paramedics couldn't save him. All the best Arturs - was a pleasure having you in Chicago for the time that we did. - -
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