With the end of the regular season in sight we all have our opinions on who should make the All Star Game rosters. Therefore we would like you to present us with your S63 All-*something* Team.

*The something can be anything you want - a team of the best animal themed players in the league, a team of the best names in the league, a team of the hottest players in the league, a team of the oldest geezers in the league, etc.*

You must list 6 players and explain the theme of your team.

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Only S63 SMJHL Rookies (S64 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT.

Do not claim this TPE until a post is made in the claim thread.

Deadline: Sunday, February 13th @ 11:59pm EST

 

Cal Labovitch |'| RW #12 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Lausanne, Switzerland

Height: 6'1" |'| Weight: 202 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season
S55 REG |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   12 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 27

S56 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   21 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 33

S57 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   31 |'| A: 20 |'| P: 51

S58 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   19 |'| A: 34 |'| P: 53

S59 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S60 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   24 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 55

S61 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   42 |'| A: 30 |'| P: 72

S62 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   27 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 60

S63 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   18 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 53

S64 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 53

S65 REG |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 56

Post Season
S55 PO |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S56 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S57 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S58 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S59 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S60 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 4 |'| G:   3 |'| A: 0 |'| P: 3

S61 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 4 |'| G:   1 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 3

S62 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 5 |'| G:   2 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 4

S63 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S64 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S65 PO |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 5 |'| G:   2 |'| A: 1 |'| P: 3

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SMJHL STATISTICS

Regular season

S51 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   7 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 31

S52 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 54

S53 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 41

S54 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   9 |'| A: 14 |'| P: 23

Post Season

S51 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:   7 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 5
S52 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 5 |'| A: 1 |'| P: 6

S53 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P: 5

S54 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:   7 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 3 |'| P: 4

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WJC STATISTICS

S50 WJC |'| Team Alpine |'| GP: 19 |'| G: 0 |'| A:   2   |'| P:   2

S51 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 21 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 10   |'| P: 14

S52 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 2 |'| A:   6   |'| P:   8

S53 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 12   |'| P: 13

S54 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A:   2   |'| P:   3

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IIHF STATISTICS

S51 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P:  0

S52 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P:  0

S53 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  5

S54 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 6 |'| P:  7

S55 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 2 |'| P:  6

S56 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  5

S57 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 5 |'| P:  8

S58 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 7 |'| P: 11

S59 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 6 |'| A: 7 |'| P: 13

S60 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 4 |'| P:  7

S61 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 3 |'| A:12 |'| P:15

S62 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  6

S63 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 6 |'| P: 10

S64 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 6 |'| A: 5 |'| P: 11

S65 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 9 |'| A: 6 |'| P: 15

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S51 |'| Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' award of excellence)

S51 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Bronze medal

S52 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy  

S52 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Oriens Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup

S54 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S55 |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Called up to SHL

S55 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

S56 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Co-GM

S59 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GM

S61 |'| Jay McDonald Trophy

S61 |'| Ron Mexico Trophy (nominee)

S62 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GM

S63 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL     |'| Draft S52 |'| Round 1 |'|   2OA
SMJHL |'| Draft S51 |'| Round 3 |'| 25OA

 

  

Julian Flörsch |'| LD #42 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland

Height: 6'0" |'| Weight: 200 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season[/pbl]

S69 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:    8 |'| A: 23 |'| P: 31

S70 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   11 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 35

S71 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   10 |'| A: 18 |'| P: 28

S72 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   09 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 36

S73 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 33

Post Season
S69 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 5 |'| G:   0 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 2
S70 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 4 |'| G:   0 |'| A: 0 |'| P: 0
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S65 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   7 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 22
S66 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 19 |'| P: 30
S67 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 36 |'| P: 52
S68 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 13 |'| A: 40 |'| P: 53
Post Season
S65 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 3 |'| P: 3
S66 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  0 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P: 0
S67 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 4
S68 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 18 |'| G: 5 |'| A: 8 |'| P:13
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WJC STATISTICS
S64 WJC |'| Team SWEDEN |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A:   1   |'| P:   2
S65 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 1 |'| A:  5   |'| P:  6
S66 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 1 |'| A:   6   |'| P:   7
S67 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 3 |'| A:   1   |'| P:   4
S68 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 1 |'| A:  4   |'| P:  5
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IIHF STATISTICS
S66 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  4
S67 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 1 |'| P:  1
S68 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 1 |'| P:  1
S69 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P:  0
S70 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 1 |'| P:  1

S71 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  5

S72 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  3

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S65 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Gold medal

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S65 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S66 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy
S68 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy (nominee)

S69 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Called up to SHL
S69 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

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Draft position
SHL|'| Draft S66 |'| Autodrafted

SMJHL|'| Draft S65 |'| Round 1 |'|   11OA

 

  

 
Credit for the images goes to @Carpy48, @soulja, @fever95 and @Wasty

A team that would be sure to draw a crowd would be the All-Penalty Team. A collection of the biggest goons and dirtiest players that the league can find! How do we determine who makes the list? Penalty minutes, of course!

Team Captain: Wendolene Ramsbottom - LD - 141 PIM
Assistant Captain: Alix Nunez - RW - 139 PIM
Assistant Captain: Porg Garros - LW - 69 PIM
Vasily Arkhangelsky - RD - 64 PIM
Big Newff - LW - 62 PIM
Jay Cue - C - 61 PIM

This team is designed to incapacitate the other team: there will be no All-Stars left after this team has had a few minutes on the ice with them. Honorable mentions go to the following players, who managed to reach 50+ PIM so far in the season:

Spicy MacHaggis, 57
Donald Jr Trump, 56
Randy Marsh, 53
Thunder Cena, 51
Sisyphus Embros, 50
Lonley Stagan, 50

Introducing the "Best of a Bad Situation" team! These players were selected for standing out as major contributors on teams that have been struggling. 

C: Elvis Alexander, VAN: 14G, 18A, 32P - Alexander has put up strong defensive numbers on a Whalers team that seems to play nothing but defense, and leads his team in scoring
W: Spack Jarrow, ANC: 21G, 28A, 49P - Jarrow leads the bottom 5 teams in scoring, and puts up respectable defensive numbers
W: Sconnie McHits, DET: 21G, 22A, 43P - A true leader in Detroit, McHits is ushering in the next generation of Falcons and leading by example
D: Bilbo Baggins, QCC: 7G, 27A, 34P - Baggins leads the QCC blueline as a true defensive defenseman, but still racked up the most points among defensemen in the bottom 5 teams
D: Cup Noodle, ANC: 8G, 24A, 32P - Noodle is a strong presence in the Armada defensive group, and a major part of their offense as well

G: Joshua CorcoranTwitch, STL: 5.21 GAA, 0.901 SV%, 68 GR - There is no worse situation for a goalie than STL right now, and Joshua's incredible 1973 saves so far leads the league by a massive margin

sig credit: Ragnar, Sulovilen, Enigmatic, Bayley
  

My S63 all something team is going to be the All Fight Night Squad. I’m going to pull together the leagues best a toughest fighters that also happen to be Ho key players. These guys lead the leaguing flight so first off we have…
Vasily Arkhangelsky who leads the league with 6 fights won. Next up we got randy marsh who has won 5 fights this season. Next we up we have port gorros who also has 5 wins this year. Let’s keep this 5 win train going because our next fighter oh oops I mean player also has 5 fight wins this year and it’s Donald J Trump. Next up we have spicy machaggis who’s spicy hands have led them to 4 wins, and last but not least we have lonely stagan with 3. Now you might be sitting there wondering “but Dindog! What positions are they going to play?” Well my answer is simple, it doesn’t matter because they’ll just beat the other team up and fight their way to wins.

This is going to be the All Star team that only scores on the PP

C: Sean Stevenson III
RW: Petr Svoboda
LW: Jeff Hopkins
D: Rand al'Thor
D: Backup Goaltender
G: Justin Time

These players have shown a prowess to score on the Power Play. For All Star game purposes they are not allowed to score short-handed or even strength and must draw a Power Play to have the opportunity to score
Goaltender Justin Time is active with his voice and dudes just awesome

Professional frogposter

Electric lettuce enthusiast

The theme for my team is the "Most Handsome Of them All" (Women are not excluded)

Starting at the dot we have none other than myself... I mean... look at me! At LW we have Emeril Legasse, he is so cute and kissable! at Right wing we have AJ Williams no explanation necessary. Going to defense we have SD Core at RD, he's not that handsome but I feel like he'd get mad if he was excluded. At LD we have Merlin Metzler, every member of the Metzler family is hot. Lastly our net minder, we have the burd is the wurd Nina Tucker, she just sounds hot.

C: AlexaDemi MiNads-SLATT
LW: Emeril Legasse
RW: AJ Williams
RD: SD Core
LD: Merlin Metzler
G: Nina Tucker

Here's a fun challenge. An All-Star Team...but every player must be from a different country. All-Globe Team? Sure, let's call it that.

GK:   Willie Miller, Sweden - Gushed about him in the MVP task. GSAA and SV% > GAA for evaluating goalies, and those LOVE Miller.
LD:   Mikko Rashford, Finland - Top scoring defender in the league with great underlying numbers.
RD:   Tanner Fox, USA - The hometown boy from Raleigh has seen his numbers dip this year, but that's a high bar. He's really, really good.
LW:  Emeril Lagasse, Japan - Gotta have the league's top scorer in here. 
C:   Alexander MacKenzie, Canada - Another hometown boy from St. John's and the league leader in assists. (I realize he's transferred to Finland for IIHF, but.)
RW:   Petr Svoboda, Czechia - Top scorer of anyone not on Newfoundland, huge piece of Kelowna's success.

Thanks to @Ragnar, @Symmetrik, @Merica, @enigmatic, and @sulovilen for the sigs! 

Avi courtesy of @MN_Moosey

    

Louise St. Martin || LD || TOR/EDM || QCC || Peak: 1971 TPE

Name: Louise St. Martin
Birthplace: Geneva, Switzerland
SHL Draft: S64, Rd 1, Pick 14 (TOR)

Traded to EDM before S69

Traded back to TOR before S76

QCC Away Alternate, S64-S66

EDM Ass Captain, S70-S75

Scored GWG of S73 Challenge Cup G7

EDM Eye of the Storm Award 4x

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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:

S63 | 31 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -12 | 17:49 TOI

S64 | 66 GP | 14 G | 40 A | 54 P | +32 | 22:56 TOI

S65 | 66 GP | 21 G | 53 A | 74 P | +51 | 24:25 TOI

S66 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +7 | 22:57 TOI

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SMJHL Playoffs:
S63 | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -6 | 18:04 TOI

S64 | 14 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | +3 | 23:32 TOI

S65 | 10 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | -4 | 22:22 TOI

S66 | 17 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +5 | 24:40 TOI

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SHL Regular Season:

S67 | 66 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | +17 | 18:56 TOI

S68 | 66 GP | 5 G | 18 A | 23 P | +42 | 20:00 TOI

S69 | 66 GP | 16 G | 25 A | 41 P | -3 | 20:14 TOI

S70 | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | +14 | 21:59 TOI

S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 34 A | 55 P | +16 | 23:55 TOI

S72 | 66 GP | 21 G | 38 A | 59 P | +28 | 23:18 TOI

S73 | 66 GP | 22 G | 58 A | 80 P | +54 | 22:30 TOI

S74 | 66 GP | 25 G | 47 A | 72 P | +54 | 22:55 TOI

S75 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | +43 | 20:23 TOI

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SHL Playoffs:

S67 | 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 19:15 TOI

S68 | 11 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +1 | 19:23 TOI

S69 | 9 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +5 | 20:19 TOI

S70 | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +3 | 22:17 TOI

S71 | 14 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +8 | 23:50 TOI

S72 | 15 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 P | +4 | 23:29 TOI

S73 | 22 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +1 | 23:06 TOI

S74 | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | Even | 21:33 TOI

S75 | 11 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +4 | 21:29 TOI

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IIHF (RS ONLY):
S65 | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +8 | 14:33 TOI

S66 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 18:52 TOI

S67 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -6 | 20:51 TOI

S68 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 21:11 TOI

S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +2 | 20:55 TOI

S70 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -11 | 23:08 TOI

S71 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 23:23 TOI

S72 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 23:23 TOI

S73 | 12 G | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | -5 | 24:03 TOI

S74 (as F) | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +5 | 17:06 TOI

S75 (as F) | 12 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 17:29 TOI

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Awards & Honors:
S64 | SMJHL All-Star

S64 | Light Award (SMJHL Most Improved)

S64 | All-SMJHL First Team

S64 | WJC Bronze Medal

S65 | SMJHL All-Star

S65 | All-SMJHL First Team

S65 | IIHF Gold Medal

S65 | WJC Gold Medal

S66 | Onoprienko Award (SMJHL Most Underrated)

S66 | Armia Award (SMJHL Commissioner's Award)

S66 | WJC Gold Medal

S70 | SHL All-Star

S71 | SHL All-Star

S71 | All-SHL Third Team

S72 | SHL All-Star

S73 | League Leader in Assists + Points (D)

S73 | Challenge Cup Champion

S73 | SHL All-Star

S73 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)

S73 | All-SHL First Team

S74 | SHL All-Star

S74 | League Leader in Goals + Points (D)

S74 | IIHF Silver Medal

S74 | All-SHL First Team

S74 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)

Valérie Picot - Switzerland Fed Head
S74-pres.

S74 | 7 W | 5 L | Def USA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def FIN 5-1 SF, Lost to GER 4-2 GMG - Silver Medal

S75 | 5 W | 7 L | DNQ for Knockouts

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FIRST TEAM ALL NAMES I FOUND SILLY


The purpose of this team is to be made up of the names I found most I’m using while searching for genuine potential all-stars. Some of the players on this list might have all-star potential. Some might be the worst player you’ve ever seen. What they all have in common is that their names gave me a chortle. Anyways, with that out of the way, here is your… starting lineup!


At center! Gordie Goodenough is good enough to make the lineup. The center from Regina has 7 goals and 18 assists, and overall, doing pretty well for themselves.


In the backline, at left defense, it’s Duncan the Walrus. Duncan is A veteran starter for the Timbers, however, the reason I chose him for this list is not for his hockey skills, but because a walrus is not your average hockey player, and is in fact more commonly found in Canada Greenland. Future Montreal player? Perhaps. 


At right defense, Pinger Dinger takes up the mantle. I think he’s playing the wrong sport. Dingers are what you hit in baseball, not hockey. 


At left-wing, Guy Fieri takes a stop at a local dive in Maine- Coincidentally makes this All-Star team. I like Guy Fieri. He’s cool. He likes good food. All-star.

And rounding out the offense is our right-wing, Baron Von Daron. I Apologize to the Von Daron family and their rich legacy, but they have a silly name. Von Doron has 4 goals and 5 assists- not a bad start to his career in Vancouver. 


And finally, in the net, is Brick Wall. My personal teammate, Brick Wall Is both an astute goalie, and silly name haver. Overall Brick Wall has had a streaky season, however, at the time of writing, is coming off A big performance against top-ranked Newfoundland. 
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The All or nothing team. 
This team doesn't mess around , there is a reason they call themselves All or nothing. 
A team composed of individuals , growing up in entirely different backgrounds come together and relate to one another through the struggles they faced as children who grew up on the ice. A team that when brought together , ignites a passion within every one who attends their games. They were told they couldn't make it , they were held down by their elders and shamed for their belief in the game. But they rose from the ashes , like a phoenix , burning the flame inside. They WILL win, they WILL get commercial deals with gatorade !  and they WILL steal your wives ! 

Alexander Mackenzie : 
The Center 

J Cloutier : 
The Right defense

Joshuacorcorantwitch : 
The Goalie

Outdoor Truck : 
The Left Wing

Rolf korhonen : 
The left defense

Jeff Larson : 
The right wing

All-Late to the Party team (Players who joined super late)

Center - Shylo Moxii -    01-29-22

Left Wing - Ambrosia Snow -    02-01-22

Right Wing - Talan Bacalso -   - 01-28-22

Left Defense - Louise St. Martin -   - 01-29-22

Right Defense - Beneroid Giganticron -    - 01-31-22

Goalie - Keith Kakapo -   - 01-22-22

#11 - Shylo Moxii - C

SHL Team: Montreal Patriotes

SMJHL Team: Quebec City Citadelles

Height: 6"3

Weight: 200 Ibs

Hometown: Toronto, Canada

SMJHL Undrafted Prospect

S64 13th Overall Pick to Montreal

Traded to Quebec City

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Awards

S64 WJC Gold

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S63 Great Falls Grizzlies Signed 1 Year $7,000,000 ($2 Mil Signing Bonus)

S64 Montreal Patriotes Signed 1 Year $3,000,000

S65 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $9,000,000 Extension

S68 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $14,000,000 Extension

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Minor League Stats

S63 | 34 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 29 SOG | 2 PIMs | 6 Hits | 11 Blk | 10 GA | 6 TA 

S64 | 66 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 47 P | 142 SOG | 22 PIMs | 90 Hits | 72 Blk | 37 GA | 19 TA

S65 | 66 GP | 37 G | 47 A | 84 P | 271 SOG | 29 PIMs | 123 Hits | 68 Blk | 53 GA | 27 TA

S66 | 66 GP | 48 G | 34 A | 82 P | 245 SOG | 31 PIMs | 68 Hits | 34 Blk | 72 GA | 56 TA

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Minor League Playoff Stats

S63 | 16 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 Pts | 10 SOG | 0 PIMs | 3 Hits | 6 Blks

S65 | 10 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 Pts | 25 SOG | 0 PIMs | 11 Hits | 7 Blks 

S66 | 17 GP | 8 G | 5 A | 13 Pts | 40 SOG | 8 PIMs | 34 Hits | 10 Blks

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Minor League Career Stats 

232 GP | 101 G | 117 A | 218 P | 687 SOG | 53 PIMs | 287 Hits | 185 Blk 

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Minor League Playoff Career

43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 Pts | 75 SOG | 0 PIMs | 48 Hits | 23 Blks

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SHL Career

MTL S67 | 66 GP | 17 G | 32 A | 49 P | +10 | 42 Blks | 49 Hits

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SHL Playoffs Career

MTL S67 | 16 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | -3 | 9 Blks | 15 Hitst

F - Emerson Porzingis
F - Gaunther DeBrusk
F - Valters Denisova
D - Leons Briedis
D - Johhny Patey
G - Toms Zīle

My theme of this team is LATVIAN squad. Good latvian juniors who want to became to one of the stars of nation.

Toms Zīle - young talanted latvian goalie

I call my squad the "Steal Team Six", aka the best steals of the last junior draft. And those players are...

F Godwin Lupercal
F Dan King
F Robert Helvetica
D Ben Der
D Tim Bunnings
G Enes Gündogan

Evan Winter
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Center - Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq

Left Wing - Tres Sombreros

Right Wing - Shoyo Hinata

Left Defense - Tres Sombreros II

Right Defense - Pasta the Turtle

Goalie - Senji Seteki

The NotAll-stars

LW - Mike Doctor (-40)
C - Brain Brettski (-40)
RW - Konstantin Strelka (-40)

RD - Jayden Cloutier (-57)
LD - Red Tarkington (-40)

G - Dustin Alexander (5.22 GAA)

This is an all star team made up of the worst combined +/- in the entire league and may be the worst line combination known to the juniors. If you were to come up against this line, you may score multiple goals per shift. With a combined -217, it does not get much worse than this.

The All-Brute Team is going to be my version of the All-Star Team.

1. Alix Nunez and 2. Wendolene Ramsbottom
Alix Nunez is at 141 Penalty Minutes, tied with a fellow t. Louis Scarecrow, Wendolene Ramsbottom, both playing only 57 games. Both of these St. Louis Scarecrows are at 2.5 penalty minutes a game right now.

3. Porg Garros
Porg Garros is third in the SMJHL right now in Penalty Minutes, with 71, for the Quebec City Citadelles, in only 55 games.

4. Vasily Arkhangelsky
Vasily Arkhangelsky is fourth in the SMJHL with 69 Penalty Minutes in 54 games played, with the Anaheim Outlaws.

5. Jay Cue
Jay Cue is 5th in the SMJHL right now with 65 Penalty Minutes in 54 games played, for the Maine Timber.

6. Spicy MacHaggis
Spicy MacHaggis is tied for 6th in the SMJHL, with 62 Penalty Minutes, playing for the Great Falls Grizzlies.


Jayden Cloutier - #4 - RD - St. Louis Scarecrows

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