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*roastpuff* · 07-26-2022, 04:58 PM

Prompt 2 - Magnus dove over the boards in a crazy line change, and managed to hit the head of his current coach with his own, and when he woke up in the infirmary he was in the body of his coach. Therefore he decided to use his newfound life or power to tell the team to take the rest of the day off. When they returned the next day for a practice, Magnus implemented the star formation to match their team name, where they moved up ice in a star formation and passed the puck around in an unpredictable manner. This tactic seemed to work for a bit and then it backfired as the other teams figured out how to beat it. Therefore, Magnus decided to collide with his own head - boy that is confusing - again on a line change and returned to his own body. He would rather stick to being a hockey player rather than a coach.

Accka · 07-26-2022, 06:32 PM

I'll be a reality TV star. That travels around the world and country and state, to do every day bluecollar jobs. Bet you've never heard of that idea before. You know why, because I came up with it, right now and right here.
I'll go down to the dirty and.. Do regular jobs like some normal people, but I'm not normal though, I'm a super star ofcourse. On my travels I will discover what different kinds of hidden talents and passions I have deep inside.
Such as garbage truck driver, you ever dream of a job within your city where all you have to do is sit and press a couple of buttons and move some wheeled boxes? That 's the job for you.
How about have you ever wanted to just kick it back and move a stick around? How about construction worker? Do you like adventures and hights? Radio tower fixer person.

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Big thanks to Pythonic(first sig evah), Sloth(first LAP sig<3) and Ragnar for their sigs<3

Two time playoffs MVP and two time nominee

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*Carpy48* · 07-27-2022, 01:50 AM

Player Prompt

Suddenly waking up in some weird storage room felt a little odd indeed, but after a moment Harry Carpet remembered everything about where he was and why he actually went into that room. He was the owner of a little café/restaurant now that got awarded “best coffee in town” the last 5 years in a row. In a city with many similar cafés this was a big deal. Harry does not quite remember how he ever ended up in that situation, but he does know that he likes good coffee and cooking so this was the natural career choice – wasn’t it? Since he somehow felt a little like something hit him in the head, he decided to go back to the front (the café wasn’t open yet) and sit down to have a coffee first. That usually solved all problems. Looking around the room it felt weird that everything was decorated in hockey equipment, but Harry had never even played the sport before as far as he could remember, so someone else must’ve come up with that idea. The coffee was still good though.

*traphag* · 07-27-2022, 02:58 AM

Player prompt.

So this seems to come up a lot but Alex likes to cook, particularly all the Russian staples he cooked with his mom as a kid. I'm sure that if this hockey thing didn't work out with him he would have wanted to be a chef of some nature, and he probably would have done his best to get to America regardless as it's always kind of been the promised land for him. He'd probably be able to handle the kitchen life just fine, demanding as it is, because he's dealt with the demanding hockey life (or he'd have the temperament to do so at least). Will he still be rich and famous? Who knows. Even in his hockey career he's shown some talent for cooking. With a little culinary school and a lot of luck, maybe he'd end up on Chopped or something and show his stuff. He's a guy that works well under pressure so he'd probably be successful if it got to that point.

Kasterborous · 07-27-2022, 04:47 AM

Quote:PLAYER PROMPT - A stray puck takes a weird bounce in practice and-- oops! You got bonked on the noggin! To your surprise, you wake up as yourself, but with a different life!

Written Task: If your player could choose any job outside of being an SHL player, what would it be and why? Simulated doctor? Simulated European truck driver? What other talents or passions does your player have that they want to explore? What does this life look like? Is it super different? Or do you end up rich and famous anyway? (150+ words)

Rafael had awoken, laid up between the chair and the stand, head resting on his hand which was the only thing propping him upright. The shudder and the jolt was enough to have him sat upright - only to find that he was no longer on the ice but in a courtroom. His parallel life if he hadn't taken to hockey almost immediately. Be it that the next time he blinked, he was in the back office sorting out his paperwork in quite the hurry - a coffee bought left to cool on one side - as he prepared to give his next client a run through. Tireless it seemed, his body ached just as much as his head did (though Rafa wondered whether or not it was the side effects from having been hit by a puck - or perhaps it had been his imagination). Had he always been a lawyer? Barely scraping through? Rafael had yet to walk through the door into the court room to catch a glimpse of the client, though from the notes, he was pretty sure he was the prosecution in this instance.

The suit is strange to wear and the tie is suffocating, but this - apparently - is his new life.

And he better get used to it quickly.

(211 words)

Urq660 · 07-27-2022, 07:32 AM

Player Prompt

Now, you might expect a guy from the far flung highlands of Scotland to maybe choose being a farmer, or a caber tosser (stop sniggering at the back!!) or an Irn Bru taste tester!

But Daryl has other ideas! He knows the big money in the north of Scotland is in one thing - haggis! The traditional Scottish delicacy, long rumoured to be made of a mixture of various parts of a sheeps insides and oatmeal with spices, every true Scotsman knows that the haggis is a shy, difficult to catch creature, small and round, hairy like a highland cow, with a wee tartan tammy on its head. That, is where the money is. If you can become an elite haggis hunter, the sky is the limit… sorry, Skye is the limit (a wee Scottish joke for you there!). He’d hone his tracking skills in the hills around his home, learning the best time to hunt, where to find them and how to trap them without losing any of their delicious goodness. A proper job for a proper highlander!

***By-Tor*** · 07-27-2022, 09:27 AM

Player Prompt:

If Marcel got knocked in the noggin, he would become a world traveller/ excusionist. He would document his travels in the wonderful world of social media and review all the places he's been in Google. Maybe he'll get a nice Google tshirt. He'll travel to Spain, Japan, South America. All the while, he will be experiencing what the world has to offer with a little ringing in the back of his head about his mysterious love for hockey.

Soon he will get tired of travelling the world by himself and he will take up ventriloquism while on his travels. Instead of sharing his love of culture with the internet, he will start sharing his experiences with Loople the Poodle.

Eventually he will become so well known that he will have his own Netflix Original about the "accomplishments" and dramas of his life. He will die a happy man with a full life surrounded by his ... friends.

Credit to enigmatic, Merica, and tweedledunn for sigs

CaptainCamel · 07-27-2022, 11:31 AM

Player Prompt

After a long day of playing House Flipper (available now on Xbox and PC Game Pass!), Paul Binder goes into a deep coma dreaming of becoming a professional house flipper. Yeah, these people are unfortunately the scourge of millions of Americans, all but forcing housing prices to skyrocket, but man is it satisfying. Paul Binder goes around all sorts of neighborhoods, inner cities, suburbs, farm houses, and buys the absolute crappiest ones he can find. Luckily because this is in coma-land, fixing these houses up from crap hole to paradise only takes at most a couple hours and hardly no hard work at all! Rotten floorboards all throughout? Here, have new flooring in a matter of seconds. Yes, he is selling these houses at an extreme profit, but it's okay because it's all made up and he is just selfishly living out his dream of forcing hard-working citizens to pay more for housing.

WC: 157

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