Jay Cue's usual pre game ritual involves drinking a whole bottle of wine to get ready. That is why he feels absolutely no pain during the matches and is ready to play for hours.

Before every game while Boots is getting geared up, Boots gets his headphones in and starts hyping himself up with some Sonic Youth, specifically the song Dirty Boots. It provides just the level of focus and energy he needs to get out there and lay the body on the opposing team and give him the guts to get in the other end to help his teammates.

Tummy Hurts' pre-game hype ritual is one that has been passed down through generations in the Berserkers locker room. He blows a big viking horn. That's it.

Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside.
Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried. I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar.


Gabriel Fortescue | Retired Defenseman | Winnipeg Jets


Cole Reinhart | D / HOF General Manager | Edmonton Blizzard


Magnus Vikstrand | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard


Tobias Thorvaldsen | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard


Fredrich Koenig | Defenseman | Chicago Syndicate


Lassi Suhonen | Centre | Newfoundland Berserkers | Captain
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs | Hometown: Turku, Finland
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SMJHL CAREER STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | H: 37| CF%: 50.1 | Rel: -8.0
S55 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 14 | P: 20| H: 29 | CF%: 58.2 | Rel: -6.4
TOTAL | GP: 100 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32| H: 66

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 55.8 | Rel: 3.3
S55 | NLD | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 61.3 | Rel: 2.5
TOTAL | GP: 31 | G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4| H: 12
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TRANSACTIONS & ACHIEVEMENTS
S54: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S54: Won IIHF World Junior Championship Bronze Medal with Finland
S55: Drafted 25th Overall by the Chicago Syndicate
S55: Won Four Star Cup with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S56: Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers

 a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, source of all greatness, all things that be.

sebastien regazzoni listens to the top gear theme on repeat for at least twenty minutes before he steps out onto the ice to make sure he goes fast

Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
writes haters guides where I shit on every team

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

Spack Jarrow's pre-game hype ritual is to close his eyes and envision the game that is about to be played while listening to sea shanties on his headphones.

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Spack Jarrow    |    S65 to S66                                                                         SHL   |         Aurora
                                                                 ···
POSITION      HAND     HGT      WGT                                     LINE     PP    PK     TPE
Left Wing       Right       5'10       185                                           2       X      X   1,400+
                                                                 ···
SHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora               66      18      30      48    +3      94      32      16:49
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               66      16      25      41   +28      53      26       18:21
                                                                 ···
SHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora                 5        1        3        4     +2        7        2       17:06
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               14        5        2        7      -9      12        0       18:41
                                                                 ···
SHL - HISTORY
·  S62 - Drafted 1st Round, 4th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora of the SHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S64                                                                      SMJHL   |        Armada
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64   Anchorage Armada          66      23      27     50     -34     86      32      22:07
·  63   Anchorage Armada          66      28      34     62      -1      79       12       21:51
·  62   Anchorage Armada          66      22      44     66       0     100      12       19:05
·  61    Anchorage Armada          66      13      19      32     +9      68      26      14:42
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64    Anchorage Armada           4        1         2        3      -1        8         0     22:03
·  63    Anchorage Armada                               --- Missed Playoffs ---
·  62    Anchorage Armada         14        3        6        9     +1       24         6     19:09
·  61    Anchorage Armada          10        2        5        7     +8       15         0     14:20
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - EXHIBITION
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  61    Mexico City Aztecs          40      12      14      26      -8        -       28       17:13
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - HISTORY
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Elias Armia Trophy (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Hall of Fame.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S63 - News - Anchorage Forward of the Year Award named Spack Jarrow Award.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Raymond Lindsay Trophy (MVP as voted on by the league).
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S61 - Contest (Winner) - Won all-star logo contest.
·  S61 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S61 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S61 - Role - Voted as Captain of the Anchorage Armada.
·  S61 - Drafted 1st Round, 13th Overall by Anchorage Armada of the SMJHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S66                                                                         IIHF   |   Switzerland
                                                                 ···
IIHF - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland              12        2        5       7     +3        11        6      16:41
·  65   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +1        16        4      14:50
·  64   Team Switzerland              12        1        1       2      -4         8         2       9:53
·  63   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +2         1         2       7:14
                                                                 ···
IIHF - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         1        0      14:39
·  65   Team Switzerland               3        0        1        1      +1         5        0      12:41
·  64   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         0        0       8:52
·  63   Team Switzerland               3        0        0       0      -2         1         2       6:45
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                       12        4        3        7     +4        9        8      18:35
·  62   Team DACH                       12        1         3       4      -4       12        2      18:32
·  61    Team World                       12        1        3        4       0       17       10      14:51
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                        2        1         1        2        0        6        0      22:13
·  62   Team DACH                        2        1         0        1       -1        5        0      21:48
·  61    Team World                        1        0         1        1      +2        1         0      15:42
                                                                 ···
IIHF & WORLD JUNIORS - HISTORY
·  S65 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Gold with Team Switzerland.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Silver with Team Switzerland.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S61 - News - Transferred to Team Switzerland of the IIHF.
                                                                 ···

Flower's pre-game warmup in Vancouver was always just getting into a screaming match with whoever was willing to partake. Now in Seattle though, he just tends to make a bit of a habit of taping and re-taping his hands. Is it against the rulebook to have a wrap on hands and get into a fight? Sure. Has Benny ever gotten into a fight? Not really. To the tape it is.

sigs by me bitch



Benson "Flower" Fiorentini || C/LW || Tampa Bay Barracuda || USA || VAN || 2011 TPE

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Name: Benson Fiorentini
Number: 9
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 205lbs
Birthplace: Long Island, NY
Age: 25
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21
S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26
S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32
S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37
S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30
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SHL Playoff Stats
S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6
S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4
S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12
S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0
S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0
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SMJHL Career Stats
Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64
Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8
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Transactions
Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65)
Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66)
Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74)
Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74)
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Accomplishments
Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68)



Finn Krüger || SEA Head GM (S69 - S73) || RD || WKP/HAM/TOR/TBB || GER || COL || Peak: 1690 TPE

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Name: Finn Krüger
Number: 8
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200lbs
Birthplace: Cologne, Germany
Age: 53
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SHL Career Stats
Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393
Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71
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SMJHL Career Stats
Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83
Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9
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Transactions
Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34)
Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34)
Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35)
Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35)
Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38)
Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42)
Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45)
Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47)
Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49)
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Accomplishments
Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35)
Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35)
Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36)
Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36)
Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40)
Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40)
Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41)



Bastien Marchessault || VAN Head/AGM (S37 - S42) || 1x Four-Star, 3x Laurifer, 2x GMOTY

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Regular Season Stats:
TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05
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Playoff Stats:
VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0
VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13
VAN S40: Did Not Qualify
VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43
VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19
VAN S37: Did Not Qualify
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Transactions
Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37)
Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42)
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Accomplishments
Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43)
Occasus Trophy Winner (S42)
Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)

Being a half Psychic type Pokémon, one thing Sir Devoir likes to do to hype himself up is telepathically trying to hold up several objects up in the air for as long as he can while his teammates yell encouragement to try to distract him and make him slip up. If he manages to keep the objects up long enough, he will slam then down and do a victory yell.

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I take a wheel of aged parmesan, and roll it throughout the locker room with a stick. Then once I hit the door I attempt to roll it down the hallway with a single push. If it goes greater than 20 feet it is good luck.

 


Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King


Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons
Number: 14
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Switzerland

Smell the air, taste the ice, chug a beer, hug a bear, slap a wolf. After I have done all of these things we are ready to go win a game. Of which there will be many this season.

Phineas Gold || LW || Minnesota Monarchs/Manhattan Rage/Montreal Militia/Carolina Krakens 
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S49 SMJHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #13 OA, Montreal Militia
S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #14 OA, Manhattan Rage

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SMJHL Stats

S49 MTL |LW| GP: 50 G: 5 A: 9 +/-: -3 PIM: 23 HIT: 28 SB: 7 SHT: 85 FO%: 33.33%

S49 Four Star Cup Champion

S50 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 15 A: 26 +/-: +22 PIM: 22 HIT: 28 SB: 8 SHT: 112 FO%: 50.80%
S50 Four Star Cup Champion
S51 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 24 +/-: +19 PIM: 23 HIT: 63 SB: 11 SHT: 104 FO%: 49.22% #1 SNIPER IN LEAGUE
S51 Laurifer Cup
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SHL Stats
S52 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 12 A: 13 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 HIT:4 SB:13 SHT: 115 FO%: 17.33%
S52 MAN Division Champions; MAN Conference Champions; MAN Challenge Cup Champions
S53 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 18 A: 15 +/-: 21 PIM: 8 HIT:58 SB:29 SHT: 121 GR: 58
S54 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 +/-: 9 PIM: 38 HIT:80 SB:22 SHT: 133 GR: 58
S55 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 +/-: 14 PIM: 12 HIT:61 SB:31 SHT: 106 GR: 61
S56 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 18 +/-: 30 PIM: 15 HIT:65 SB:43 SHT: 158 GR: 57
S57 MAN |LW| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 +/-: 27 PIM: 15 HIT:102 SB:69 SHT: 204 GR: 61
S58 MAN |C| GP: 66 G: 27 A: 38 +/-: -11 PIM: 28 HIT:125 SB:75 SHT: 232 GR: 66
S59 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 34 A: 26 +/-: -4 PIM: 14 HIT:121 SB:75 SHT: 241 GR: 70
S60 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 40 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT:111 SB:91 SHT: 201 GR: 67
S61 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 20 A: 38 +/-: 16 PIM: 12 HIT:99 SB:67 SHT: 189 GR: 68
S62 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 19 A: 45 +/-: -11 PIM: 24 HIT:88 SB:79 SHT: 180 GR: 62
S63 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 14 A: 28 +/-: -33 PIM: 34 HIT:32 SB:66 SHT: 122 GR: 60
TOTAL || GP: 712 G: 258 A: 319 +/-: 74 PIM: 234 HIT: 946 SB:660 SHT: 1802

Seamus O'Slapahan || RD|| New England Wolfpack/Nevada Battleborn 
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S64 Free Agent - Signed with Nevada Battleborn
S65 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, Pick 27 OA, New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Stats
S64 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 6 A: 14 +/-: 5 PIM: 14 HIT: 107 SB: 58 SHT: 95 DGR: 52
S65 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 29 +/-: 36 PIM: 12 HIT: 123 SB: 99 SHT: 164 DGR: 61
S66 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 34 +/-: 35 PIM: 28 HIT: 133 SB: 74 SHT: 191 DGR: 78
S66 Laurifer Trophy, 4-Star Cup
S67 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 9 A: 34 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT: 146 SB: 87 SHT: 197 DGR: 77
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SHL Stats

Credit to Vulfzilla for the awesome render pic
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Before every game Matthew Mayhem eats a steak dinner and smashed his head through a plate glass window. He then juggles 3 flaming axes (while wearing a traditional Mardi Gras mask) and lights a toilet on fire. 

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No matter what time the game starts, exactly two hours before, Marton eats some wurst with spatzle (he mixes up the kind of wurst, depending on how he feels), and watches an episode of Tatort. While he gets dressed for warm-ups, he listens to the Survivor theme song; his teammates say they can sometimes hear him doing the chanting under his breath.

Sig courtesy @sulovilen

[S68] Marton Diehm || C/LW || Stuttgart, DEU

Outwit || Outplay || Outlast

S74 - inaugural TEX Buckaroo Award

S70 - final Vyacheslav Onoprienko Award

S68 - Drafted 24OA by the Texas Renegades
S67 - Drafted 25OA by the Carolina Kraken

Miguel Hefeweizen doesn't have any specific, complicated pre game ritual. He simply sits quietly for a few minutes and visualizes himself scoring goals on the other team.

Sig credits: OrbitingDeath & enigmatic

Deth Klaw || Defenseman || Anchorage Armada/Montreal Patriotes || 350 TPE




Miguel Hefeweizen || SPF/WPG (retired) || S58-75 || 2077 Peak TPE

I don't have anything specific, I just make sure when I get dressed I am always getting dressed in the same order. The equipment goes on the same way every time, no matter what. Once that's done, I am ready to go. On the ice, do a bit of stretching, shoot some pucks and then talk and have a few laughs with teammates and I'm in the right state of mind to play. Just gotta keep it lighthearted.

Axel Kirby || RW || 22 || Los Angeles Panthers
Name: Axel Kirby
Age: 19
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 22
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Regular Season Statistics
S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 21 | P: 34 | +/-: -27 | SOG: 112 | HIT: 127 | SB: 12 | PIM: 20 |
S67: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: -43 | SOG: 116 | HIT: 131 | SB: 10 | PIM: 30 |
S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 49 | P: 64 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 160 | HIT: 173 | SB: 23 | PIM: 32 |
S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 105 | HIT: 131 | SB: 15 | PIM: 20 |
S70: SHL CGY | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 31 | P: 44 | +/-: 13 | SOG: 140 | HIT: 90 | SB: 5 | PIM: 16 |
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Playoff Statistics
S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 6 | HIT: 8 | SB: 2 | PIM: 0 |
S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 25 | HIT: 40 | SB: 4 | PIM: 2 |
S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 40 | SB: 5 | PIM: 0 |
S70: SHL CGY | GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 17 | HIT: 6 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 |
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Awards/Accomplishments
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Transactions
S66 - Drafted 19th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken
S66 - Signed 1 year/$4 million contract with the Carolina Kraken
S67 - Drafted 7th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Calgary Dragons
S67 - Signed 1 year/$3 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S68 - Signed 2 year/$6 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S70 - Signed 3 year/$11 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S71 - Traded from the Calgary Dragons to the Los Angeles Panthers

 
Theo Morgan || RW || 96 || Retired (S46 - S65)
Name: Theo Morgan
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 96
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Regular Season Statistics
S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 66 | HIT: 22 | SB: 0 | PIM: 10 |
S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 12 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | SOG: 136 | HIT: 44 | SB: 4 | PIM: 14 |
S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 20 | P: 43 | +/-: 23 | SOG: 119 | HIT: 49 | SB: 0 | PIM: 14 |
S49: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | +/-: -17 | SOG: 162 | HIT: 20 | SB: 7 | PIM: 8 |
S50: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 14 | P: 27 | +/-: -14 | SOG: 139 | HIT: 29 | SB: 8 | PIM: 10 |
S51: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 12 | P: 32 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 122 | HIT: 4 | SB: 19 | PIM: 0 |
S52: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 15 | P: 30 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 196 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S53: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 19 | P: 40 | +/-: 18 | SOG: 135 | HIT: 51 | SB: 18 | PIM: 22 |
S54: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 25 | P: 51 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 61 | SB: 3 | PIM: 8 |
S55: SHL EDM | GP: 50 | G: 37 | A: 32 | P: 69 | +/-: 40 | SOG: 229 | HIT: 60 | SB: 4 | PIM: 20 |
S56: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 43* | A: 39 | P: 82 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 269 | HIT: 71 | SB: 11 | PIM: 16 |
S57: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 39 | P: 72 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 270 | HIT: 94 | SB: 10 | PIM: 10 |
S58: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 45 | P: 79 | +/-: 36 | SOG: 305 | HIT: 128 | SB: 20 | PIM: 12 |
S59: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 54 | P: 102 | +/-: 49 | SOG: 306 | HIT: 126 | SB: 22 | PIM: 12 |
S60: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 44 | P: 85 | +/-: 33 | SOG: 282 | HIT: 113 | SB: 16 | PIM: 14 |
S61: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 45 | P: 84 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 304 | HIT: 75 | SB: 4 | PIM: 24 |
S62: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 54 | P: 87 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 250 | HIT: 73 | SB: 12 | PIM: 10 |
S63: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 51 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 89 | SB: 15 | PIM: 18 |
S64: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 176 | HIT: 88 | SB: 21 | PIM: 16 |
S65: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 22 | P: 45 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 142 | HIT: 99 | SB: 34 | PIM: 26 |
SHL Career Totals | GP: 994 | G: 479 | A: 532 | P: 1011 | +/-: 378 | SOG: 3673 | HIT: 1190 | SB: 231 | PIM: 222 |
* denotes current SHL records
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Playoff Statistics
S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16 | HIT: 3 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 |
S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 9 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 |
S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 19 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 17 | SB: 1 | PIM: 6 |
S53: SHL LAP | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 36 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S54: SHL LAP | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 3 | P: 12 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 16 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 |
S55: SHL EDM | GP: 11 | G: 7 | A: 8 | P: 15 | +/-: 10 | SOG: 46 | HIT: 21 | SB: 1 | PIM: 0 |
S56: SHL HAM | GP: 18 | G: 14 | A: 9 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 84 | HIT: 20 | SB: 11 | PIM: 4 |
S57: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 28 | SB: 17 | PIM: 0 |
S58: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 8 | P: 19 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 80 | HIT: 31 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S59: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 40 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 |
S60: SHL HAM | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 19 | SB: 5 | PIM: 5 |
S61: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P: 26 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 77 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 |
S62: SHL HAM | GP: 22 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 67 | HIT: 29 | SB: 3 | PIM: 6 |
S63: SHL HAM | GP: 25 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 74 | HIT: 30 | SB: 13 | PIM: 6 |
S64: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 55 | HIT: 34 | SB: 3 | PIM: 2 |
S65: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 27 | HIT: 17 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 |
SHL Career Totals | GP: 200 | G: 85 | A: 94 | P: 179 | +/-: 34 | SOG: 694 | HIT: 300 | SB: 83 | PIM: 41 |
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Awards/Achievements
S47 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada
S48 - Four Star Cup Champion with the Vancouver Whalers
S48 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada
S48 - Won DeMaricus Smyth Trophy as the WJC's Top Forward
S48 - Won Brady McIntyre Trophy as the WJC's Tournament MVP
S54 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S55 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (37)
S55 - Named an SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S55 - Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Team Canada
S56 - Broke FHM 50 Game Single Season Goal Record (43 Goals)
S56 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S56 - Joins the Quad Gold Club
S56 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (82)
S56 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (43)
S56 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players
S56 - Won Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP
S56 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP
S56 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star
S56 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S57 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S58 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 - Named an SHL 3rd Team All-Star
S58 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S58 - Named IIHF Top Forward of the Tournament
S59 - First Player in SHL History to record 100+ points in a single season
S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Points Record (102 Points)
S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Goal Record (48 Goals)
S59 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (102)
S59 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (48)
S59 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star
S59 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players
S59 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP
S61 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
Transactions
S46 - Signed a 1 Year/$3 Million contract with the Vancouver Whalers
S46 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster
S47 - Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers
S47 - Signed a 2 year/$4 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S47 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster
S49 - Signed a 3 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S52 - Signed a 2 year/$8 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S53 - Named to Team Canada IIHF Roster
S54 - Signed a 2 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S55 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Edmonton Blizzard
S56 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S60 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S62 - Signed a 1 year/$6 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 - Signed a 1 year/$5 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S64 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S65 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks

Chuck Winnfield || D || 76 || Retired (S13 - S23)
Name: Chuck Winnfield
Age: 19
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 206 lbs
Number: 76
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Regular Season Statistics
S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 69 | SB: 54 | PIM: 26 |
S14: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 16 | HIT: 72 | SB: 55 | PIM: 31 |
S15: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 15 | P: 15 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 107 | SB: 62 | PIM: 48 |
S16: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 30 | P: 34 | +/-: 34 | HIT: 109 | SB: 49 | PIM: 57 |
S17: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 25 | P: 27 | +/-: 7 | HIT: 102 | SB: 54 | PIM: 58 |
S18: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 32 | P: 38 | +/-: 6 | HIT: 133 | SB: 47 | PIM: 69 |
S19: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 20 | P: 23 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 101 | SB: 49 | PIM: 47 |
S20: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | +/-: 14 | HIT: 109 | SB: 54 | PIM: 71 |
S21: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 10 | A: 42 | P: 52 | +/-: 19 | HIT: 126 | SB: 54 | PIM: 69 |
S22: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 123 | SB: 71 | PIM: 86 |
S23: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 113 | SB: 63 | PIM: 81 |
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Playoff Statistics
S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | HIT: 9 | SB: 12 | PIM: 21 |
S14: SHL NEW | GP: 19 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | HIT: 30 | SB: 27 | PIM: 15 |
S15: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 |
S16: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 10 | SB: 8 | PIM: 2 |
S17: SHL NEW | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | HIT: 8 | SB: 5 | PIM: 2 |
S19: SHL LAP | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2| +/-: 3 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 8 |
S20: SHL LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 16 | SB: 2 | PIM: 23 |
S21: SHL SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | HIT: 42 | SB: 9 | PIM: 23 |
S22: SHL SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 13 | SB: 6 | PIM: 2 |
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Awards/Accomplishments
S13 - Winner of the Quilha Agante Trophy as the best SMJHL defenseman
S21 - Winner of the Scott Stevens Trophy as the best SHL defenseman
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Transactions
S13 NWJHL Draft - Drafted 3rd Overall by the Prince George Firebirds
S14 SHL Draft - Selected 1st Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S14 - Signed 3year/15Million contract with the New England Wolfpack
S15 - Signed 2year/4Million contract with the New England Wolfpack
S17 - Traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Los Angeles Panthers
S20 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Seattle Riot
S20 - Signed 2year/6Million contract with the Seattle Riot
Roberto Martucci || RW || 13 || Retired (S3 - S13) || Hall of Fame
Name: Roberto Martucci
Age: 18
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 204 lbs
Number: 13
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Regular Season Statistics
S3: NWJHL LET | GP: 87 | G: 31 | A: 30 | P: 61 | +/-: -27 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 65 | HIT: 170 |
S4: SHL HAM | GP: 40 | G: 9 | A: 8 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 34 | HIT: 46 |
S5: SHL HAM | GP: 44 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: 7 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 59 | HIT: 55 |
S6: SHL HAM | GP: 60 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: -8 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 120 | HIT: 101 |
S7: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 5 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 33 | HIT: 95 |
S8: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 70 | HIT: 73 |
S9: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 33 | A: 35 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 85 |
S10: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 41 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 82 |
S11: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 32 | A: 32 | P: 64 | +/-: 10 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 6 | HIT: 83 |
S12: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 26 | P: 43 | +/-: 19 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 4 | HIT: 22 |
S13: SHL HAM/TEX | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 23 | P: 41 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 19 |
-----S13: SHL HAM | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 10 |
-----S13: SHL TEX | GP: 34 | G: 16 | A: 19 | P: 35 | +/-: 23 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 9 |
Career Totals | GP: 494 | G: 209 | A: 258 | P: 467 | +/-: 122 | GWG: 32 | PIM: 367 | HIT: 661 |
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Playoff Statistics
S3: NWJHL LET GP: 4 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 6 |
S4: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 5 |
S5: SHL HAM | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 17 | HIT: 17 |
S7: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -4 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 29 |
S9: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 7 | P: 15 | +/-: 2 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 15 |
S10: SHL HAM | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 13 |
S11: SHL HAM | GP: 15 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/-: 11 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 26 |
S12: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 2 |
S13: SHL TEX | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 1 |
Career Totals | GP: 87 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: 9 | GWG: 9 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 108 |
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Transactions
Jan 13, 2011 - Signed by the Lethbridge Lions
Apr 4th, 2011 - Drafted 10th Overall in the S4 SHL Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks
Apr 4th, 2011 - Signed 3yr/7mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
Nov 1st, 2011 - Signed 4yr/8mil contract extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
July 1st, 2012 - Signed 4yr/15mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
May 9th, 2013 - Traded from Hamilton to Texas
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Awards/Accomplishments
S4 - Selected for Team World
S4 SHL All Star
S5 - Selected for Team World and Assigned Co-GM
S5 - Won Bronze with Team World
S5 - Jersey Number 13 Retired by Washington Patriots
S5 - Patriots name Roberto Martucci Award for Most Dedicated Member
S5 SHL All Star
S5 All Star Game MVP
S6 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain
S7 - IHF Team World Bronze Medalist
S6 SHL All Star
S7 - Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy
S7 - Nominated for JJ Krever Trophy
S7 - Named to Team Canada
S7 - IHF Team Canada Silver Medalist
S7 SHL All Star
S8 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain
S8 - Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy
S8 SHL All Star
S8 - Named to Team Canada
S9 - Named Vancouver Whalers GM
S10 - Olympic Gold Medalist with Team Canada
S11 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S12 - Named to Team Canada
S17 - Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame

Being new to the locker room Teddy doesn't have a ton of rituals with the boys yet.  But ever since his days in BAP Murphy always has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before a game.

Teddy Murphy 4 Teams S58-S70 | 6OA (BAP)
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Career Stats
GP 858|G 125|A 273|P 398|+/- 29|ATOI 20:13|FW 3|GR 62

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Accolades
S59 All-Rookie Team (First ever Sophomore to make the team)


Teddy Park Kelowna Defenseman S54-57 | 29OA
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Career Stats
GP 216|G 23|A 72|P 95|+/- 17|ATOI 21:32|FW 12|GR 66
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Accolades
[url=https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=106300][/url]Captain S55-57
S57 All-Star

Our hype up routine is just heading into the locker room and chanting "LEV! LEV! LEV! LEV!" over and over again until Lev takes the ice and scores a hat trick.