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High Stick King · 08-27-2023, 05:44 AM

With the playoffs starting and a day off before the start of the series, Spack decided now was a good time to spread some more of his pranking since the previous event went so well (in his mind). So early in the morning, hours before anyone other than a few security guards were awake, Spack snuck his way into the arena trying to draw as little attention as possible. Knowing that the New Orlean Spectre players would be coming to practice in a couple of hours, he slipped his way into the utility room and exited with a ladder.

Entering the visitors dressing room with a hockey bag, ladder, and bad intentions, Spack found a good area near one of the vents to purchase his ladder against. Soon he crawled up the steps and had removed the grate covering the air vent. With a quick unzip of the hockey bag a rotten smell made Spack dry heave as he pulled a plastic wrapped bundle from the hockey bag on the floor. Quickly, with a roll of duct tape as aid, Spack fastened the contents of the stinking bag to the inside of the air vent and re-attached the grill. With a quick trip back to the utility room to dispose of the ladder and remaining evidence, Spack was back home before the sun had finished rising.

Unfortunately, he wasn't able to be in the arena when the situation was first sniffed out but the stories had wafted their way to him by mid-day to his delight.

KC15 · 08-27-2023, 06:15 AM

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Philippe Le Bel is really not so into pranks and he’s not so sure who the team’s biggest rival is. He counts them all as rivals as once he hits the ice, everyone is an enemy. Once he’s off the ice, he’s happy to go to the nearest wine bar and share a nice Bordeaux with anyone who cares to join him. But to try to address the question, Philippe will pick Québec City and goalie William Boucher in particular. Why? Because they are both Francophone and he feels a bit of kinship there. Or at least William should be Francophone with his birthplace of Montréal and last name of Boucher, but it should be Guillaume and not William so who knows?

The prank. Philippe puts a little French flag in William’s locker with a note translated from the French saying, “It’s too bad that we belong to two great French-speaking cultures who are separated by a common language.” Québecois is really just unrecognizable French, you see.

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awils13 · 08-27-2023, 09:30 AM

Amid a scene where hyperintelligent mice scurry and alien coaches converse in their unique squeaky voices, I find myself in a transformative role as a player-coach. The fusion of my human perspective with the alien team's extraordinary abilities sets the stage for a captivating narrative. With a friendly match against robots looming, a strategic choice emerges: I remain on the ice while embracing coaching duties, aiming to harmonize our diverse strengths.
This decision sparks a collaborative spirit, where my understanding of human gameplay intertwines with the aliens' unconventional approaches. Together, we weave an innovative strategy that catches the robots off guard. This strategy not only reflects our unity but also underscores the power of embracing differences. As we exchange cultural insights and tactical perspectives, the bonds within the team strengthen.
In the arena, the blend of human and alien talents paints a remarkable picture of adaptability and resilience. Our combined efforts culminate in a display of teamwork that transcends the boundaries of convention. Amidst the backdrop of hyperintelligent mice and robots, our team embodies the beauty of unanticipated partnerships—an affirmation that diversity, when celebrated, fuels remarkable achievements.

***goldenglutes*** · 08-27-2023, 10:09 AM

so binko and his teammates of the atlanta infernoes prang their arch rivals the seattle argonauts of seattle by rounding up everyone in the inferno that is not openly intolerant of lactose (so that's everyone other than @hotdog and @Gordon Bombay) and they sneak into the arena of the seattle argonauts which is in seattle and steal and eat and or drink all of the dairy in the entire arena!! what a prang that is, now the seattle argonauts will no longer be able to drink their milk and half and half and full fat cream during their inter period intermissions!! how will they possibly be able to recover in between periods? and what if the infernoes are the next team to play against the seattle argos in their arena? well the infernoes always travel with crates of milk at all times so they will be unaffected! it was @micool132 agnes' idea to always carry milk! ever since his uncle was caught stealing a truck full of milk, he has always been wary of the milk supply chain and its vulnerabilities

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Spartan · 08-27-2023, 10:32 AM

More fucking pranks man, jesus christ. At this point I think whoever's making these suggestions is just trying as hard as possible to ruin everyone else's morale from getting pranked, and to get people in trouble for committing pranks on other teams. It was all one large sneaky build-up, but I see through your nefarious intentions. If, IF, I was to go through with your plan of pranking some other team, you'd probably have to tell me who our rivals even are. I honestly have no clue who rivals Anchorage or Calgary.

I'd just send them some glitter bombs or fart bombs and let them die internally when there's glitter everywhere or the entire place smells like ass. All their gear would be rendered unusable due to all the glitter stuck in every nook and crevice. And the smell would just be intolerable, everything would have to get ripped out and renovated.

tomtommen · 08-27-2023, 10:49 AM

Written Task: Now, you and your team all need to get together to prank the daylights out of your biggest rival. What do you do? Who do you do it to? Who specifically do you target and why?

Tom Pedersen and the Calgary Dragons were about to embark on their most audacious prank yet. A collective effort to give their biggest rival, the Edmonton Blizzard, a taste of their own medicine. The team's camaraderie and unity were about to be put to the ultimate test, as they planned a well-coordinated prank that would drive social media engagement to unprecedented heights.

Their target was none other than the Blizzard's star player, Evan Winter, known for his confidence and charismatic demeanor. The Dragons chose him precisely because of his prominent position in the rival team, believing that a prank targeting him would send ripples of amusement throughout the league.

The plan was elaborate and required meticulous execution. They started by infiltrating the Blizzard's practice facility under the pretense of conducting a joint promotional video for an upcoming charity event. Tom, with his genuine smile and infectious charisma, engaged Winter in conversation, subtly steering it toward past pranks and memorable moments in their rivalry.

As the interview progressed, the Dragons' mascot — who had expertly disguised themselves as a janitor, surreptitiously placed whoopee cushions on Winter's chair. Just as the interview reached its peak, the cushions let out a thunderous blast of flatulence sounds. The entire room erupted into laughter, including Winter, who couldn't help but join in despite his initial surprise.

But the prank didn't stop there. The Dragons had secretly coordinated with the arena's management to project a humorous compilation video onto the jumbotron during the next game between the two teams. The video showcased various playful moments from their rivalry, including humorous animations of Winter engaging in quirky challenges and Tom playfully imitating him.

The game day arrived, and anticipation ran high. As the video played on the jumbotron during the intermission, the entire arena burst into laughter and applause. Fans from both teams, who had gathered to witness the rivalry, shared in the joy of the light-hearted spectacle.

The prank achieved its intended purpose — it united the players, the fans, and even the rival team's star player in a shared moment of laughter. Social media engagement skyrocketed as fans from across the league shared the video and celebrated the spirit of sportsmanship and camaraderie.

In the end, the prank was a resounding success, proving that even in the midst of fierce rivalry, there's always room for good-natured fun. Tom Pedersen and the Calgary Dragons demonstrated that the power of laughter can transcend competition, leaving a lasting memory of a moment when sports brought people together in the most unexpected way.

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Thelastheraclid · 08-27-2023, 10:49 AM

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***HoltzFan10*** · 08-27-2023, 10:57 AM

PT Pass

***Caleb*** · 08-27-2023, 11:39 AM

PT Pass

KlusteR · 08-27-2023, 11:45 AM

After the dreadful incidents at the Great Falls Arena, which led to many sick days and minor injuries to himself, their mascot Cokey the Bear, as well as their general manager Colin Gibbles, Levin has decided that he would steer away from the life of villainy that is a "prank war". Being from Switzerland, he understands and respects the ways of neutrality, and wishes to apply them to the current conflict. So when the rest of the team started concocting a plan to prank the entire Regina Elk roster, Levin simply decided to step away from the discussion, and have himself a solo practice session on the ice. Since the season is drawing to a close with another disappointing record, he wants to make sure he doesn't lose any kind of step for the coming summer, and ensuing training camps, that will follow his bit of recreation. By now, he knows what drills are the hardest for him, and which ones help him improve on his strengths the fastest - and so, he goes to work diligently, while hoping that his final season in the juniors has the same kind of ending as his first one.

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(P.S. from the user : Pranks are not hockey. I want to talk about hockey. Please make PTs about hockey.)

***artermis*** · 08-27-2023, 12:02 PM

PLAYER PROMPT

The Vancouver Whalers and Kelowna Knights have the most storied rivalry in SHL history. Since S2 the two have coexisted in British Columbia albeit far from peacefully. Take into account that they are SMJHL teams, and that many players on either side will be enthusiastic and active rookies, as opposed to the SHL's demographics which tends to mellow with time. in S19, hot on the heels of one of the largest and most influential draft classes of all time, the stage was set for plenty of ... user engagement. Players from both teams wrote articles about their exploits on the other team, and very quickly there was an agreement that they had each found their enemy. It all began with a Kelowna article describing the killing of Vancouver's mascot, Flippy, a whale who lived in an aquarium attached to their rink. Vancouver responded with an arson and attack on Kelowna's rink. The teams ended up facing eachother in the playoffs. The series was a fun, six game showcase of the best the SMJHL had to offer, but Vancouver won, taking the cup with them in the next round, and Kelowna took full advantage, sabotaging their victory parade along with a who's-who of the SMJHL taking part from non-BC teams.

Gumbaman · 08-27-2023, 12:04 PM

PT Pass

*WithTheMoose* · 08-27-2023, 12:20 PM

There can be no greater rival for Chicago this season than Texas. With only 18 losses, it felt like Texas made up at least a third of them. In fact they were undefeated against Chicago until very late in the season and they are the primary reason Chicago didn't end first. As such the prank would have to be special. Something to be as inconvenient to them as they were to us! Although they're the Texas Renegades. do you know what Texas is more known for than renegades and outlaws? Cows. Tons and tons of cows. As such that'd be the centerpiece to the prank. While the team is off preparing for the playoffs, Chicago players would sneak in and ship in loads of cows. They'd unleash them into the Texas arena. The ice, the concessions, all would be absolutely filled with cows. We're talking about dozens of them, just chilling and chewing on things and left for Texas to clean up!

JT3 · 08-27-2023, 12:22 PM

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