The newest video game on the scene is SHL75 and they are in the process of designing your player right now! The developers have given you the freedom to give any player a stat or attribute change, and if you really wish, the option to sabotage someone else. What hidden ability is your player going to develop? 

25 words minimum!

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Only S76 SMJHL Rookies (S77 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT.

Deadline: Monday, April 29th @ 11:59pm PST

Thank you hewasajazzman, Slothfacekilla, Sulo, Frenchie, and Raymond for the sigs

Westley Kirkpatrick || LD || Carolina Kraken || TPE: 348
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | CAR | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 PTS | 75 TA | 15 GA
SMJHL Playoffs:
S71 | CAR | 9 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | 8 TA | 2 GA

Roquefort has two abilities. The first is due to his rodentlike height he can skate between the legs of opposing players. This agility allows him to move freely on the ice. He would also be able to stinkbomb the opposing LR with horrible pungent cheese, dropping their morale.

Trevor Lopez has a special X-Factor ability in this game known as "Fighting Fiesta". Due to the firey Mexican blood coursing through his veins, when he's on the ice while the X-Factor is active, he and all of his teammates get a 50% increase to their strength and fighting stats.

Trevor "The Tijuana Tornado" Lopez
#36

Chairy Styles is able to calm the mood of his fellow players. In high pressure situations he invites them to sit in his seat and wraps his arms around them and whispers words of comfort to help them keep their cool. -10% chance to take aggravated penalties. +10 points to team bonding. +25 points to sexual harassment lawsuit chance

For the new game, Yuri Boyka III has a hidden ability called "Aim-Bot". This ability will allow Boyka to shoot from anywhere on the rink and land at max possible velocity and with great precision. It's basically taking a slap shot from anywhere on the ice. Goalies be aware, this is going to be your worst nightmare.

S77 Yuri Boyka III ||LW|| Nevada Battleborn ||Peak :270 TPE||
Name: Yuri Boyka III
Birthplace: Russia
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 17
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
42 OA pick in s76 SMJHL draft
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
SHL Regular Season:
???th OA pick in s77 SHL draft
S?? |  GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- |  PPP |  PIM |  H

Sam Volta's x-Factor will be ''Mind Reader''. Since he has a good sense of offensive and defensive plays, he read every play on the ice (whenever if it's his team or the opposite team). He also has a superstar factor called ''Speed of Sound'' and ''Tape to Tape'' (which is fast speed & endurance and excellent passing).

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C | S77 | Sam Volta | SDT | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'10" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT | 25 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 PTS | -10 +/- | 14 PIM | 64 S | 21.9 S% Total | 25 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 PTS | -10 +/- | 14 PIM | 64 S | 21.9 S% ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 - NA Total | NA

Gwendolyn Telenn is of a rather analytic mind. When her teammates are within 15 feet of her, there's an unspoken connection that boosts their offensive and defensive read by 20%. The enemy team gets a debuff on the opposite spectrum, lowering their offensive and defensive read by 20% instead.

AT-AT's X-factor is a wildly inaccurate shot but if it hits a player, they explode. His weakness is that despite his strength and toughness, he can be easily toppled if the other team skates circles around him really fast.

     S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK    

Oliver Cornwall's X-Factor would be his ability to produce a full roast beef and yorkshire pudding meal on the bench, which would then propel him to incredible feats like having positive possession numbers for once

Swedish Chef is a simple man, he loves the meatball, everyone knows this. So he has asked for a special move where he hits the puck so hard it becomes a flaming meatball.

Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || PEAK TPE 2011
Age: 27
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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Baron should be given a slapshop that will shatter the glass every single time it misses - which is quite often. I'd also like to take extra time with the developers to make sure that Jefferson Steelflex has special code to be sure he gets injured every time Baron hits him in the game - in pursuit of true realism, because he has glass bones, weak morals, and frankly he just deserves it.

Peyton has the X-Factor ability that allows him to move 50 percent faster when he doesn’t have the puck which makes it a lot easier for him to get open and set screens

Let's be real, we all know Spycher can secretly throw hands like no one else and SHL75 is finally gonna get his fighting rating right. Look out opposing stars, I'm coming for you!

In the latest SHL hockey game, Doug Weight was asked what attribute he wanted boosted up and he chose his speed. Even though it only goes to 20 in the game, he got it upped to 75. Now he can zoom around the ice around everyone with ease

My special skill would be able to install fear in my opponents heads. When I would get on the ice, they would be so scared they would run away giving me a free shot at the net.

Thank you Jay for the graphic!