GUESSING ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AND ANALYSIS - SORT OF HALFWAY EDITION: WITH TURG TURG
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ThisSeemsFishy
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04-23-2024, 08:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-24-2024, 05:51 PM by ThisSeemsFishy. Edited 1 time in total.)
Static crosses televisions across the world as TURG TURG once again hacks the broadcast (how is he doing this?). TURG stands in his dimly lit basement as he gestures to the camera.
HELLO FRIENDS AND ENEMIES! IT IS ME, TURG TURG! I AM BACK WITH A FOLLOW UP TO THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE HA HA. TODAY WE ARE LOOKING AT THE TOP TEN ROOKIES IN THE RUNNING FOR THE ESA ANRIKKANEN (WOW THAT WAS HARD TO SAY) FOR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR IN SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE! TURG WILL ALSO MAKE PREDICTION ON WHO WILL WIN IT ALL! STRAP ON AND LET US GET TO IT! SO AS WE ALL KNOW, IT IS USUALLY THE ROOKIE WITH A GOOD POINT TOTAL WHO WINS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR! WHEN TURG WAS ROOKIE, HE WAS BAD AT GET POINTS! BUT THESE 10 ROOKIES ARE GOOD AT GET POINTS! LET US SEE WHO THEY ARE! Rookie Points Leaders 1. Sad Ketchup 44 Points 2. Betzee Nickelback 39 Points 3. Shawn Pawn 36 Points T4. Rence Sykut 34 Points T4. Ryland Murphy 34 Points T6. Kenny Omega 33 Points T6. Mac Turner 33 Points T6. Ubba Lodbrok 33 Points 9. Marek Carda 32 Points 10. Jussi Mutou 31 Points IT LOOKS LIKE THE TOP 2 IN POINTS IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT WHERE TURG EXPECTED WITH SAD KETCHUP AND BETZEE NICKELBACK LEADING THE WAY!! TURG WILL SHOW EVERYONE HIS PREVIOUS TOP 5 PREDICTION AND THEN TALK ABOUT IT OKAY? TURG’s LIST OF POSSIBLE ROOKIE OF THE YEARS 1. Sad Ketchup 2. Betzee Nickelback 3. Cal Juice 4. Kristian Seppanen 5. Jussi Mutou SO GOING OFF POINTS ALONE, SAD KETCHUP AND BETZEE NICKELBACK MAKE SENSE. JUSSI MUTOU IS DOWN IN 10TH AND COULD IMPROVE, BUT TURG LIKELY MOVE HIM OUT OF TOP 5 IN NEXT RANKING. TURG ALSO LIKELY MOVE CAL JUICE AND KRISTIAN SEPPANEN OUT OF TOP 5 BUT THAT IS FOR DIFFERENT REASON! CAL JUICE IS A WHOLE YEAR YOUNGER THAN MOST OTHER ROOKIES, AND KRISTIAN SEPPANEN IS A DEFENCE MAN! SO IT IS OKAY IF THEY DON’T GET AS MANY POINTS! LET US LOOK AT TOP GOAL SCORERS NEXT AS TURG BELIEVES THAT AWARDS VOTERS LOOK AT THIS AS WELL SOMETIMES! Rookie Goals Leaders 1. Sad Ketchup 20 Goals (Points Rank: 1st) 2. Jussi Mutou 17 Goals (Points Rank: 10th) 3. Ryland Murphy 14 Goals (Points Rank: T4th) T4. Lily Jin Morrow 13 Goals (Points Rank: 11th) T4. Florian Soderberg-Motyla 13 Goals (Points Rank: 18th) T4. Jerry Moonshine 13 Goals (Points Rank: 13th) T7. Vyacheslav Shevchenko 12 Goals (Points Rank: 21st) T7. Shawn Pawn 12 Goals (Points Rank: 3rd) T7. Mac Turner 12 Goals (Points Rank: T6th) T7. Prince Marius 12 Goals (Points Rank: 14th) LOOKING AT BOTH LISTS SHOWS THAT THERE ARE 4 PLAYERS IN BOTH TOP 10 IN POINTS AND GOALS! THOSE PLAYERS ARE SAD KETCHUP (1ST IN BOTH), RYLAND MURPHY (T4TH IN POINTS, 3RD IN GOALS), SHAWN PAWN (3RD IN POINTS, T7TH IN GOALS), and JUSSI MUTOU (10TH IN POINTS, 2ND IN GOALS). NOW OBVIOUSLY THIS ISN’T THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WHEN IT COMES TO WHO IS THE BEST ROOKIE! LET US LOOK AT ASSIST LEADERS Rookie Assist Leaders 1. Betzee Nickelback 30 Assists (Points Rank: 2nd) 2. Rence Sykut 25 Assists (Points Rank: 4th) T3. Kenny Omega 24 Assists (Points Rank: T6th) T3. Shawn Pawn 24 Assists (Points Rank: 3rd) T3. Sad Ketchup 24 Assists (Points Rank: 1st) T6. Marek Carda 23 Assists (Points Rank: 9th) T6. Ubba Lodbrok 23 Assists (Points Rank: T6th) 8th. Mac Turner 21 Assists (Points Rank: T6th) T9th. Ryland Murphy 20 Assists (Points Rank: T4th) T9th. bongo 20 Assists (Points Rank: T15th) THERE ARE QUITE A FEW NAMES THAT SEEM TO POP UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN! THOSE PLAYERS ARE VERY GOOD! TURG WOULD ALSO LIKE TO GIVE DEFENSIVE ROOKIES THEIR FLOWERS AS THEY TEND TO GET LEFT BEHIND IF THEY DO NOT GET LOTS OF POINTS! Rookie Shots Blocked Leaders 1. Kristian Seppanen 108 Blocks 2. Mikkel Enevoldsen 95 Blocks 3. Jonas Salat 93 Blocks 4. Brooklyn Physt 84 Blocks 5. Unspeakable Horror 83 Blocks 6. Jeff Goldblum 80 Blocks 7. Guy Incognito 79 Blocks 8. Wes Thunderbass 65 Blocks 9. Valerija Serapin 63 Blocks 10. Dunkler Sowerwine 57 Blocks LOTS OF GOOD DEFENSIVE PLAY! NOW IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR TURG’S ROOKIE OF THE YEAR PREDICTION PART 2. SINCE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE OF THE SEASON TO GO AND THE PLAYERS ARE SO CLOSELY RANKED, TURG WILL DOUBLE THE LIST FROM 5 TO 10!! YOWIE WOWIE THAT IS A LOT OF ROOKIES! TURG TURG’S ROOKIE OF THE YEAR RANKING NUMBER 2: THE SECOND ONE 1. Sad Ketchup (previous rank: 1) (G: 1st, A: T3rd, P: 1st) 2. Shawn Pawn (previous rank: NR) (G: T7, A: T3rd, P: 3rd) 3. Ryland Murphy (previous rank: NR) (G: 3rd, A: T9th, P: T4th) 4. Betzee Nickelback (previous rank: 2) (G: T15th, A: 1st, P: 2nd) 5. Mac Turner (previous rank: NR) (G: T7th, A: 8th, P: T6th) 6. Rence Sykut (previous rank: NR) (G: T15th, A: 2nd, P: T4th) 7. Jussi Mutou (previous rank: 5) (G: 2nd), A: T21st, P: 10th) 8. Ubba Lodbrok (previous rank: NR) (G: T13th, A: T6th, P: T6th) 9. Lily Jin Morrow (previous rank: NR) (G: 4th, A: T13th, P: T11th) 10. Kenny Omega (previous rank: NR) (G: T15th, A: T3rd, P: T6th) HM. Marek Carda (G: T15th, A: T6th, P: 9th) AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FRIENDS! TURG’S RANKING OF ROOKIES OF THE YEAR! WILL SAD KETCHUP HAVE A REASON TO BE HAPPY, OR WILL ONE OF THE OTHER MANY ROOKIES WIPE HIM UP? TURG DOES NOT KNOW!! credit to MuNk22 for the sig
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