Hey Carolina, it is time to start losing games so we can claim our natural position as conference leader and you fall back to where you belong.
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Hey Minnesota, we all know you're gonna just get swept in the first round if you make the playoffs, so just drop back a spot for us will ya?
Nike
Hey Minnesota, do you think that you could string together a few more wins and make the playoff race (but more importantly the lottery race) a little bit more interesting?
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I use Chinese media to attack the SH health website to think that they were higher than they were. Essentially, this is going to cause them to work a lot less harder because they think they’re a lot less higher up. They’re gonna think they have a break, but they’re really not going to.
|| S71-Present || König Wolf || St. Louis / New Orleans || LW || #77 || 435 TPE || NAME: Köing Wolf HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 211 NUMBER: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S71 - 66- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 73 M TPE: 345 || S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE || NAME: Mikael Jakobsen HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 206 NUMBER: 83 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M TPE: 202 || Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE || NAME: Hiro Fujikawa HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 200 NUMBER: 88 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S48 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 11 | P: 21 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 | S49 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 11 | P: 26 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 | S50 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 | S51 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 25 | P: 35 | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55 | +/-: +6 | HIT: - 172 | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 15 M TPE: 1313 || Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE || NAME: Elias Lindstrom HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 200 NUMBER: 89 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S? - ??? - GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ || Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE || NAME: Magnus Jakobsen HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 220 NUMBER: 83 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Regular Season Stats: GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS 3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27) 1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23) 2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23) Aidan Richan Trophy (S20) ------------------------------------------------------------
Bayley
Do you seriously think we are worried about anyone? Let's be real, everyone is just going to lose to us, so it doesn't matter. Next question.
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Hello Buffalo Stampede and Hamilton Steelhawks you guys have always been annoying to play against and we are not a big fan of yours here in Toronto.
Slava-Ukraini Heroyam-Slava || Yukon Malamutes || Toronto North Stars Name: Slava-Ukraini Heroyam-Slava Nationality: Kryvyi Rih, Ukraine Height: 6"4 Weight: 230 Number: 91 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S53 | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 28 | P: 42 | +/-: 12 | PPP: 1 | PIM: 0 | H: 68 | SB: 4 | TA: 31 | GA: 38 SHL Regular Season: SMJHL Post Season: S53 | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PPP: 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 22 | SB: 0 | TA: 4 | GA: 10 SHL Post Season: ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Transactions: S74 Drafted 11th overall to the Yukon Malamutes S75 Drafted 6th overall to the Toronto North Stars
spidey
Hello Los Angeles Panthers, we already have the cup, so just go away. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I fart in your general direction. PFFFFFFFFFFF!
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Logan Webb || Kelowna Knights || Maine Timber || San Francisco Pride Name: Logan Webb Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 55 Postion: LW ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON KELOWNA - S70: | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 26 | P: 47 | -3 | 28 PIM | 130 HITS KELOWNA - S71: | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 42 | P: 65 | -25 | 24 PIM | 195 HITS KELOWNA - S72: | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 35 | P: 56 | -31 | 34 PIM | 160 HITS MAINE - S73: | GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 48 | P: 92 | 23 | 48 PIM | 187 HITS SMJHL Playoffs: S70: | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +2 | 2 PIM | 5 HITS S72: | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | 0| 2 PIM | 12 HITS S73: | GP: 13 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | 0| 2 PIM | 12 HITS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AWARDS: S70: Elias Armia Trophy - Awards in Excellence Given by League Commissioner S71: Zach Miller Trophy - Awarded to Most Dedicated Player S73: Four Star Cup Champions - MAINE TIMBER
Kain Webb || 21 || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED Kain Webb || 21 || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED Name: Kain Webb Age: Retired Height: 6'1" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 21 ------------------------------------------------------------ Total - GP: 554 || Goals: 248 || Assists: 318 || Points: 566 || Rating: +118 Status: Hall of Famer & LEGEND TROPHIES/AWARDS: S06: Jesster Award (Dragons MVP) S12: Ron Mexico Trophy S12: Jay McDonald Trophy S13: Jay McDonald Trophy S13: JJ Krever Award S15: Jesster Award (Dragons MVP) S15: Dragons Hall of Fame S16: SHL Hall of Fame
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So Regina clinched playoffs in the first game of the season, therefore I can't really relate to this prompt - I guess go Elk, bring on the piss ice
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San Fran. You believe that all teams are created equally but then you look at genetic freaks like us in Baltimore and your chances of winning drop 70%! The numbers don't lie, and it spells disaster for you SF.
Playoffs? What’s that? Everyone knows the real prize is the draft lottery! Our biggest roadblock to 1st overall pick is the Seattle Argonauts. And to them I say, ships are easy to sink. Ooooh aaaaah. So scary!
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| LW | Jussi Mutou | COL | JPN | S72-Now | -Picked 19th overall by COL in the 72nd SMJHL draft- Won Esa Anrikkanen Award - S72 Rookie All-Star Team - S72 All-Star Game - S74 All-SHL 2nd Team - S74 King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S74 King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S75 Four Star Cup - S75 SHL Career: -Picked 22nd overall by MTL in the 73rd SHL draft- ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | S72 | GP:66 | G:37 A:37 P:74 | -39 | PIM:59 | H:227 SB:38 | | S73 | GP:66 | G:35 A:38 P:73 | -6 | PIM:79 | H:147 | SB:28 | | S74 | GP:66 | G:40 A:49 P:89 | +21 | PIM:58 | H:185 | SB:39 | | S75 | GP:66 | G:46 A:48 P:94 | +16 | PIM:34 | H:193 | SB:45 | SMJHL Playoff Stats | S72 | GP:5 | G:4 A:2 P:6 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:14 SB:11 | | S74 | GP:24 | G:12 A:13 P:25 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:46 SB:8 | | LW | TURG TURG | Retired(?) | CAN | S54-S65 | SMJHL career: -Picked 38th overall by ANC in the 54th SMJHL draft- -Won Ron Bolt Trophy in S56- -Won Four Star Cup with Anchorage Armada in S57- SHL career: -Picked 17th by TBB in the 55th SHL draft- -Signed 2 year deal with Los Angeles Panthers in S57 Offseason -Called up to play for the Panthers in S58- -Taken in the 6th round of the S60 expansion draft by Philadelphia Forge -Brief stints in both Montreal and Calgary to end his career- International Career: -Called up to play for team Canada at S54, S55, S56 and S57 WJC -Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada in S55 WJC -Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada in S56 WJC ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats | S54 | GP:50 | G:6 A:8 P:14 | +2 | PIM:8 | H:27 SB:30 | | S55 | GP:50 | G:14 A:23 P:37 | +24 | PIM:6 | H:67 SB:57 | | S56 | GP:50 | G:15 A:16 P:31 | +13 | PIM:0 | H:83 SB:71 | | S57 | GP:66 | G:18 A:28 P:46 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:105 SB:65 | SMJHL playoff stats | S54 | GP:7 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | +2 | PIM:0 | H:4 SB:5 | | S55 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | +1 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:7 | | S56 | GP:16 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | +3 | PIM:2 | H:30 SB:10 | | S57 | GP:16 | G:8 A:5 P:13 | +5 | PIM:4 | H:31 SB:20 | SHL Stats | S58 | GP:66 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | -26 :( | PIM:4 | H:67 SB:73 | | S59 | GP:66 | G:7 A:15 P:22 | -8 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:55 | | S60 | GP:66 | G:13 A:20 P:33 | +1 | PIM:14 | H:121 SB: 84 | | S61 | GP:66 | G:17 A:20 P:37 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:96 SB:84 | | S62 | TURG died : ( | | S63 | GP:66 | G:15 A:26 P:41 | +8 | PIM:12 | H:113 SB:108 | | S64 | GP:66 | G:15 A:19 P:34 | -13 | PIM:26 | H:131 SB:112 | | S65 | GP:66 | G:10 A:13 P:23 | -33 | PIM:36 | H:119 SB:50 | SHL Playoff Stats | S58 | GP:6 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:4 SB:7 | | S59 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:7 SB:10 | | S60 | GP:6 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:8 | | S61 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -3 | PIM:0 | H:11 SB:7 | | S63 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:10 SB:13 | | S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -6 | PIM:2 | H:7 SB:7 | International Stats | S54 WJC | GP:13 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:4 | H:17 SB:6 | | S55 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:5 P:7 | +4 | PIM:2 | H:2 SB:7 | | S56 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:4 P:6 | +5 | PIM:0 | H:13 SB:7 | | S57 WJC | GP:12 | G:0 A:3 P:3 | +1 | PIM:12 | H:7 SB:15 | ---------------------------------------------------- | RW | Kyler Gill | Retired | CAN | S37-S47 | SMJHL Career: -Picked 27th overall by PGF in the 37th SMJHL Draft- -Nominated for Esa Anrikkanen Award in S37- -Laurifer Trophy with PGF in S38- -Occasus Trophy with PGF in S38- -Four Star Cup with PGF in S38- -Jared Hanson Trophy with PGF in S39- -Roberto Martucci Trophy with PGF in S39- -Ideen Fallah Trophy with PGF in S39- -Raymond Lindsay Trophy with PGF in S39- -Plus/Minus Leader with PGF in S39- -Tied for 5th most points in the 50 Game/350 Cap era with 63 points- SHL Career: -Picked 19th overall by SFP in the 38th SHL Draft- -Nominated for the Aidan Richan Trophy with SFP in S43- SMJHL Stats | S37 | GP:50 | G:13 A:19 P:32 | -13 | PIM:10 | H:51 SB:3 | | S38 | GP:50 | G:17 A:16 P:33 | +8 PIM:17 | H:55 SB:7 | | S39 | GP:50 | G:27 A:36 P:63 | +36 | PIM:10 | H:69 SB:8 | | Total | GP:150 | G:57 A:71 P:128 | +31 | PIM:37 | H:175 SB:18 | SHL Stats | S40 |GP:50 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -18 | PIM:12 | H:18 SB:4| | S41 | GP:50 | G:8 A:10 P:18 | -18 | PIM:4 | H:36 SB:11 | | S42 | GP:50 | G:12 A:9 P:21 | -11 | PIM:48 | H:73 SB:16| | S43 | GP:50 | G:23 A:19 P:42 | -1 | PIM:31 | H:101 SB:11 | | S44 | GP:50 | G:15 A:10 P:25 | +1 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:19 | | S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | -6 | PIM:6 | H:21 SB:0 | | S46 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P:5 | -5 | PIM:12 | H:19 SB:1 | | S47 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P: 5 | +3 | PIM:4 | H:23 SB:2 | | Total | GP:400 | G:72 A:56 P:128 | -55 | PIM:141 | H:388 SB:64 | SHL Playoff Stats | S47 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:1 SB:0 | ----------------------------------------------------
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I wish I could write for this PT but there's just no one close to us in the standings. I'm sorry that the rest of the J can not do anything to catch us.
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Everyone below yukon better start winning and winning now. Otherwise unimaginable doom will come to your team in the form of a horrible draft pick!! Oooh ahh scarey!!
tamp of bay i'm gonna suck and fuck you so interestingly were gonna make this playoff race so sloppy and nasty every one is gonna look on with admiration at the way we suck and fuck each other all the way to the playoffs maybe we'll even both
cum make the playoffs it's certainly possible @
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