I tried to write a letter to Quebecs closest competitor but the postal service sent it back saying "Address Not Found". Kind of sucks having no competition.
We are in a massive four-car pile-up in the division so I will simply get us a train so we can blast past the rest while they are stuck in traffic. And because trains are good
Hey next closest team, you guys have great hands, just as good as a digital clock. Also, your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
Hey Hamilton, steelHawks i actually don’t know whether we’re close in the standings because I hate you all and I am not really active in checking the standings but you smell bad and you are close to Buffalo and proximity and I hate you all and you suck.
I'm not really good at this, so if it's not too much to ask, Philly, would you mind graciously losing some easy games and let us get the Atlantic. Sincerely, BAP.
Edmonton Bliz. If you collect any more points, you will not get anymore screen time from your parents and I will personally shadow your best scorer in next match between us. Is that clear?
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Raptors Captain and Czech Janitor
I hope you all find success in the Jr league. I hope every series goes to game 7 and I hope you in particular Detroit have a very successful off season....
Golfing. In hell.
Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever! Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!!
Hey St. Louis, we both suck and have 36 points. Scarecrow straw ass motherf***er. We gon chop down a bit of timber and get a little fire going. I can think of a few things that may work great to get those flames goinggggggg
Hey Montreal and Edmonton, you better not even think about that first overall pick. Seattle is clearly in command of the tank brigade and deserves that pick.
A RENEGADE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? PFF, YOU'RE OLD NEWS PALS AND GALS, WE'RE IN 2024, THIS ISN'T THE 1800'S, YOU'RE SCARING NOBODY, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME NERDS
Kristian Seppanen is going to bark at everyone. He won’t chirp or talk shit, he’s only going to say “woof” loudly and aggressively during games against Tampa Bay. That’ll surely throw them off their game.
Don't even begin to think that you are the worst team. I know neither of us are good this season but it is clear to see that we are the absolute bottom of the barrel. This frozen wasteland will sink your ship like the titanic. Argonauts? More like, Argo-nots am I right?