Hi I am Jordin FourFour, and i am the GM of the Montreal Impact, If you actually read this, please leave a 5 word description to describe yourself as a member, not a player.


1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?


3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?


4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?


5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?

6. We are coming off an upsetting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?


7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?


8. Last season we only had 20 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?


9, Link to player page, and player name:

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?



12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?


13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?

15. Will you beat up Hallsy with me if he does something stupid :ph34r

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?

17. How much TPE do you have currently?

18. If drafted to the Impact, how would you feel **ANSWER HONESTLY**

Akashi SixNine Jr. Updates


Akashi SixNine Jr. | TPE: 473 | Detroit Falcons | Hamilton Steelhawks
---------------------------- SIGNINGS/DRAFT ----------------------------
(S61) Drafted 61st Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S61) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Detroit Falcons
(S62) Drafted 44th Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks
(S62) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
(S63) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
---------------------------- SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS ----------------------------
S61 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | PTS: 40 | +/-: -24 | Hits: 95 | SB: 32
S62 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 16 | PTS: 37 | +/-: -54 | Hits: 141 | SB: 47
---------------------------- SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS ----------------------------
S61 | DET | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/-: E | Hits: 17 | SB: 4
S62 | DID NOT QUALIFY

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?
I'm not, it's a stupid MLS soccer team.

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?
Yes, if you weren't an MLS soccer team.


3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?
Ye.

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?
Leadership is the art of influencing human behaviour so as to accomplish a task or mission in a manner so desired by the leader. - HFFO.

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?
I hate people.

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?
I won't, you're an MLS soccer team.

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?
No, especially not for an MLS soccer team.

8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?
Nope, stupid MLS soccer team.

9, Link to player page, and player name:
Look yourself you lazy MLS soccer team bastards.

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?
I hate the MLS.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?
Laugh because who cares about MLS.


12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?
An MLS soccer team.

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?
between 1-6.

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?
I don't play soccer?

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r
Soccer players are weak, I'll beat up both of you.

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?
By posting my issue blatantly and openly in this combine.

17. How much TPE do you have currently?
More than an MLS soccer team.

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
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I'm active and can read

If you actually read this, please leave a 5 word description to describe yourself as a member, not a player.

Motivated, real life big deal


1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?

The colour blue is nice, and so is Montreal

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?

Activity and leadership

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?

I literally update as soon as I possibly can.


4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?

Making sure everyone is doing PT’s, being active in the LR and leaving rep for everyone

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?

Never had a problem with anyone online

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?

Leadership, solid core and obviously great stats

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?

If needed, yes, but it doesn’t happen often in the SMJHL


8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?

Like stated above, yep.


9, Link to player page, and player name:

Everything is in my sig, but here you go. Player Page

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?

Yep, I need to win the four star cup.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?

If it’s well written, give him rep. If it’s a total smash job, then pretty much ignore it.

12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?

Lion, it’s more badass

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?

Montreal combine, so #1

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?

Sure, why not. Win another title

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r

Make love, not war. But maybe

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?

PMing him and chatting it out

17. How much TPE do you have currently?[/QUOTE]

187 after this. Not including referrals still coming in and my PT. Plus monday’s activity check. Should be over 200+ by draft time

Originally posted by FourFour@Nov 23 2014, 12:20 AM
Hi I am Jordin FourFour, and i am the Co-GM of the Montreal Impact, Lionel Byrde is the head GM. If you actually read this, please leave a 5 word description to describe yourself as a member, not a player.


[b]1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?


3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?


4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?


5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?


7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?


8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?


9, Link to player page, and player name:

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?



12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?


13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?

17. How much TPE do you have currently?[/b]

Sure why not

Yep likely

Yes i will til im maxxed

Help them with their builds to become the best they can be

Friendly enough unless you insult me first

Yup im a beast

Not likely but i may add abit of checking to make him more dimentional

Yep i can make 39 pages by myself if i gotta lol

Drew Myers

Id beat them on the ice

Lion

Sure if i dont feel im SHL ready to win ROY i will

When isnt Byrde stupid <3

Same way i did it with 701 learned to ignore him

Umm 160 something

West Kendall

Rahotep Tutankhamun Right Wing
The Greatest Name Of All

Proud Loving Father Hockey Fanatic

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?

It is a Canadian city with great ties to hockey and I heard they make a mean pea soup as well.

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?

Yes I plan on being on every day and trolling with regulatory

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?

I plan on stacking TPE like fire wood, deep and high

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?

I dont know, I seem to levitate towards a leadership even when its not wanted by others. I have a strong personality and try to pass on what ever knowledge I have on to others.

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?

I would say so, I wont go out of my way to kiss your rear but I will show and treat you with respect until the time that I feel you no longer deserve that respect. After that chances are an amense will never be made and you can go fck off and stay away from me. I try to be light hearted and comical and love to just laugh and make others do the same.

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?

Sweat, blood and tears. I will work hard no matter what role I have been placed in and I will strive to be teh best. I am not disillusioned I know I am not a naturally gifted player or person, I get all my gains by hard work and am proud of that.

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?

Within reason I will do what I can to help out but cant see my self changeing into something I am not, EI. I will never become a dangeling playmaker. I could play a Joe Thorton type of playmaker but I wont ever be Henrik Sedin model.

8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?

With a name like Vaseline you know I will slide my way into most conversaions when i see things start to get quite chances are i will have some randomness to add to fire things up.



9, Link to player page, and player name:

BUBBA

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?

Absolute 100% I strive to be the best I can be but I do not get there at the expenses of others, I would rather fail as a team then win as a individual.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?

Depends on the situation , I do not shit talk.

12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?

Lion I hate cats. They stink and piss and shit EVERY where and spray and are annoying and .....

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?

Right in the middle thats not an insult I just have strong ties to BC

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?

Sure where ever Ican be used and be productive

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r

If it helps the team as a whole, sure why not.

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?

Confront them privately or seek the advice of a higher up on how to handle the situation with class.

17. How much TPE do you have currently?

166 I belive is the correct number.

Will Nuck      ||      RD    ||       

Name: Will Nuck
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 48
TPE: 166

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SMJHL Career Statistics


Brock Nuck    ||   RW   ||   Retired

Name: Brock Nuck
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 260 lbs
Number: 46
TPE: 1068

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SMJHL Career Statistics
S43 GP ,  G ,  A ,  P ,  +/-  ,  HIT ,  SB ,  PIM , Tilts



Bubba Nuck    ||   D   ||    Retired

Name: Bubba Nuck
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 48
TPE: 1889

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SMJHL Career Statistics
S21 GP: 40,   G: 7,    A: 8,    P: 15,   +/-: -5,    HIT: 67,   SB: 2,  PIM: 32,   FO%: 49.51,    GW: 0
S22 GP 40,   G 23,   A 25,    P 48,   +/- 25,    HIT 77,   SB 10,  PIM 32,   FO% 55.44,   GW 6

SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics
S21 GP 10,  G 2,  A 2,  P 4,  +/- -5,  HIT 11,  SB 2,  PIM 8,  FO% 52.36
S22 GP 8,  G 3,  A 7,  P 10,  +/- 1,  HIT 19,  SB 0,  PIM 10,  FO% 55.41

SHL Career Statistics
S23 GP 52,  G 3,  A 11,  P 14,  +/- 14,  HIT 88,  SB 63,  PIM 59, Tilts 1, AMG 22.22
S24 GP 52,  G 7,  A 15,  P 22,  +/- -3,  HIT 116,  SB 57,  PIM 77, Tilts 1, AMG 23.26
S25 GP 50,  G 7,  A 27,  P 34,  +/- 2,  HIT 154,  SB 65,  PIM 84, Tilts 2, AMG 23.70
S26 GP 50,  G 10,  A 27,  P 37,  +/-  -6,  HIT 133,  SB 71,  PIM 76, Tilts 4, AMG 25.54
S27 GP 50,  G 10,  A 21,  P 31,  +/-  -8,  HIT 164,  SB 9,  PIM 80, Tilts 2, AMG 20.93 FO%: 52.48
S28 GP 50,  G 6,  A 15,  P 21,  +/-  -23,  HIT 122,  SB 10,  PIM 25, Tilts 1, AMG 20.97 FO%: 51.79
S29 GP 50,  G 10,  A 23,  P 33,  +/- 14,  HIT 86,  SB 61,  PIM 47, Tilts 1, AMG 22.58
S30 GP 50,  G 14,  A  47,  P 61,  +/- 35,  HIT 216,  SB 56,  PIM 103, Tilts 1 , AMG 27.81
S31 GP 50,  G 7,  A 17,  P 24,  +/- 17,  HIT 179,  SB 84,  PIM 88, Tilts 0, AMG 23.71
S32 GP 50,  G 4,  A 21,  P 25,  +/- -1,  HIT 147,  SB 60,  PIM 90, Tilts 0, AMG 24.07
S33 GP 50,  G 6,  A 33,  P 39,  +/- 19,  HIT 158,  SB 70,  PIM 94, Tilts 0, AMG 27.71
S34 GP 50,  G 11,  A 42,  P 53,  +/- 7,  HIT 105,  SB 81,  PIM 80, Tilts 0, AMG 28.48
S35 GP 50,  G 13,  A 25,  P 38,  +/- 22,  HIT 127,  SB 63,  PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 28.03
S36 GP 50,  G 9,  A 39,  P 48,  +/- 12,  HIT 163,  SB 105,  PIM 63, Tilts 1, AMG 28.00
S37 GP 50,  G 6,  A 30,  P 36,  +/- -1,  HIT 133,  SB 73,  PIM 78, Tilts 2, AMG 25.48
S38 GP 50,  G 10,  A 29,  P 39,  +/- +20,  HIT 115,  SB 74,  PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 22.72
S39 GP 50,  G 5,  A 20,  P 25,  +/--7,  HIT 41,  SB 61,  PIM 28, Tilts 0, AMG 22.17
S40 GP 50,  G 11,  A 27,  P 38,  +/- +6,  HIT 13,  SB 113,  PIM ,4 Tilts 0, AMG 25.13
S41 GP 50,  G 6,  A 13,  P 19,  +/- +9,  HIT 39,  SB ,  PIM 26, Tilts 0, AMG 17.26
S42 GP 50,  G 2,  A 17,  P 19,  +/- 0,  HIT 20,  SB 33,  PIM 6, Tilts 0, AMG 15.89

S GP 50,  G ,  A ,  P ,  +/- ,  HIT ,  SB ,  PIM , Tilts , AMG

SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S23 GP 07,  G 0,  A 00,  P 00,  +/- -3,  HIT 24,  SB 10,  PIM 08  Tilts 0,
S24 GP 18,  G 3,  A 05,  P 08,  +/-  1,  HIT 47,  SB 28,  PIM 35, Tilts 0,
S25 GP 05,  G 0,  A 02,  P 02,  +/- -4,  HIT 14,  SB 08,  PIM 10, Tilts 0,
S26 GP 15,  G 3,  A 12,  P 15,  +/-  0,  HIT 34,  SB 27,  PIM 14, Tilts 0,  
S27 MISSED
S28 GP 07,  G 2,  A 04,  P 06,  +/-  0,  HIT 12,  SB 01,  PIM 05  Tilts 1
S29 GP 19,  G 6,  A 11,  P 17,  +/- 17, HIT 40,  SB 16,  PIM 22, Tilts 0
S30 GP 12,  G 1,  A 07,  P 08,  +/-  2,  HIT 47,  SB 13,  PIM 20, Tilts 0
S31 GP 06,  G 0,  A 03,  P 06,  +/-  0,  HIT 16,  SB 07,  PIM 14, Tilts 0
S32 GP 16,  G 3,  A 08,  P 11,  +/-  8,  HIT 43,  SB 15,  PIM 20, Tilts 0
S33 GP 16,  G 3,  A 08,  P 11,  +/-  5,  HIT 50,  SB 17,  PIM 38, Tilts 0
S34 MISSED
S35 GP 13,  G 2,  A 09,  P 11,  +/-  8,  HIT 22,  SB 28,  PIM 14, Tilts 0
S36 MISSED
S37 MISSED
S38 GP 20,  G 2,  A 14,  P 16,  +/-  -1,  HIT 52,  SB 39,  PIM 32, Tilts 0
S39 MISSED
S40 MISSED
S41 GP 7,  G 2,  A 3,  P 5,  +/-  -1,  HIT 8,  SB 9,  PIM 0, Tilts 0
S42 MISSED

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SHL Top 100  Results
S24-98, S26-59, S28-51, S29-74, S30-63, S31-3, S32-40
S33-69, S34-73, S35-14, S36-10, S37-4, S38-14, S39-20
S40-87, S41-41. S42-88

Transactions:
6th overall pick S21 SMJHL Draft Detroit Falcons
4th overall pick S22 SHL Draft Hamilton Sreelhawks
S26 Traded to New England / reverted to Center from Defense
S29 Traded to Seattle
Traded to Calgary / reverted to Defense from Center
S36 Signed for $16,000,000 Traded to Manhattan for S38 3rd*
S41 Traded to Edmonton
S42 Signed for $3,000,000 as an inactive, by Seattle
S43 UFA

Personal Awards:

S21 Kevin Lebacon Award – Awarded to the player judged
to have exhibited the best type of leadership and sportsmanship
S21 Esa Anrikkanen Award – Awarded to the rookie who displayed the
hardest work ethic and earned the most tpe over the course of the season.
S22 First SHL goal on first SHL shot with only 30 seconds of ice time, 3 minutes total on the year.
S22 Sergey Kovalenko Award - Awarded to the player judged
to be most valuable to the team offensively.
S30 Aidan Richand Trophy (Breakout Star)
S30 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
S30 Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by players)
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP)
S30 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary "
S31 Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs) Tied Dean Colt
S34 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary "
S34 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
S36 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman

Team Awards

S24 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks
S26 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks
S29 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons
S32 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons
S38 Challenge Cup Champions, Manhattan Rage

S26 IIHF Silver Medalist
S31 IIHF Silver
S32 IIHF Gold
S34 IIHF Silver
S36 IIHF Gold
S40 IIHF Bronze

Records

S22 4th All Time SMJHL +/- 25
S22 3rd All Time SMJHL Power-Play Goals in a Season 25
S30 5th all time +/- 35
S30 Tied 2nd all time, most assists in a season 47
S43 25th All Time Scoring Leader 672pts.
S43 3rd All Time Defense Scoring Leader 672 pt's.
S42 9th All Time PIM Leader
S38 1st Active Player to receive 5 Challenge Cup's, 2nd in history
S38 Cup as GM
S43 3rd Defenseman On Argbar's Made up List
S41 11th 319 All Time Hits
S42 2nd 1322 All Time Shot Blocks
S43 10th Career Fantasy Points Bubba Nuck - 5025
Only 10 players in the history of the SHL reached 5k Fantasy points in their career.
S40 Tied for 3rd, Most SB in a season 113






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Accidental double post. Darn mobile. Please delete

please leave a 5 word description to describe yourself as a member, not a player.
Active, motivated, trustworthy, dedicated, awesome

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?
Looking for an excellent group of guys to join and grow with as hockey players.

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?
I believe I am active enough and more than willing(if called upon) to organize LR activities.

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?
I will do every PT I'm capable of doing. I'm some what of a TPE whore. I'll do anything for it!

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?
Take control of the locker room and make myself available for anybody lower than myself or anybody else.

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?
Very, I haven't met a person yet I couldn't get along with.

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?
I will be a fast progressing goalie and step up when called upon. Your only as good as your stats.

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?
The team is number one. If i need to make changes to help the team become even better than I am willing.

8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?
Of course. Teammates are your brothers in arms. It is important to stay available and active. The closer you are the more communication there will be and less problems

9, Link to player page, and player name:
In sig

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?The team is above all. We will only be judged by our record and stats. If that means sitting back most games than so be it.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?
Honestly probably ignore it. Depending on who writes it, exact words, who it's directed at. If i feel it's out of line I'd bring it up with a GM


12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?
A bear. I'd have a better chance out running a Bear.

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?
2

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?
If it would provide my player with a better opportunity to grow and be successful than yes.

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r
I would always have your back in any fight.

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?
I would discuss it with a GM or whoever needs to hear that kind of stuff. I never really have problems.

17. How much TPE do you have currently?
167 before the activity check tomorrow and the chunk we get for the combines

I am nice Latvian playa.


1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?

Impact Wrestling? No? Phew! ..... [i]

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?

i'll try[/i]

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?

I'll try x2

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?

Leaving reps

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?

I'm an enemy. lol

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?

Yup, no problems.

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?

From goalie to player? Well, that's weard.

8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?

Maybe

9, Link to player page, and player name:

http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=45269

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?

99% ego, 1% team........why you looking at me like that?

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?

I just gave +1 rep to HabsFanFromOntario

12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?

Snake

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?

Just a second, I will throw my dice........#3!

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?

Why not?

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r

Byrde?...Hello, who is this?

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?

I'm not a drama king

17. How much TPE do you have currently?

162

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?

Because you are a SMJHL team, just like the others I'd have no issue playing for.

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?

Yes, have proven that previously although much more in the "other" league.


3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?

I'll be updating as often as I can, depending on my earnings for the week.


4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?

None. I have proven unreliable here in the past so I can't expect to take a leadership role for my team.


5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?

Usually I have no problem with this. I have references from several members if needed.

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?

Willing to play any role needed for my new team, so have flexibility with the roster.

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?

Sure.


8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?

39 pages? I have 45+ page threads all by myself...although the content is questionable and has already seen me warned here in the SHL.

9, Link to player page, and player name:

Jigsaw McGraw

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?

Prefer a balanced approach. Having a successful player usually converts to having a successful team I have found.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?

Lay in wait until they f*ck up somewhere else, then unleash a reign of terror down upon them. Or get passive aggressive and secretly hate them.

12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?

Lion, because in the end, it's really just a big pussy.

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?

=1st

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?

Possibly if it makes the most sense for both parties.

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r

No, we should have an enforcer on the team for things like that.

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?

via PM. I prefer to keep shit like that out of the public domain

17. How much TPE do you have currently?

162

*High risk, High Reward, Boobies.

PERSON WHO CAN SCOR GOLS

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?
It's the only good MLS team besides the Galaxy B|

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?
I like talking.

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?
Only on Mondays. And Tuesdays. And any other day that ends in day.

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?
The only way to be a leader is to make sure your guys know that we're here to win.

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?
On a scale of 1-10, Mr. Rogers.

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?
Yeah sorry about that...


7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?
Sure! Anything I need to be.


8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?
THIRTY NINE????? I DID TWENTY PAGES ALONE IN THE STL LOCKER ROOM.

9, Link to player page, and player name:
Nils Wahlstrom, player page in bio.

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?
Yes, absolutely.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?
By punching that motherf-cker in the face, and then creating a follow up article about how he got drunk and punched a waitress.

12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?
A bear! Just fall asleep.

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?
Probably #2 or #3

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?
I don't plan on making an SHL roster right away, so yes.

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r
ILL GRAB THE STICKS

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?
Sit in a corner and cry

17. How much TPE do you have currently?
182.

5 word description to describe yourself as a member, not a player: Reddit, pimp shit, slayer #swag

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization? Honestly don't know much about any SMJHL team so which ever team takes me will be my fav.

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?
Yeah, I'm pretty regular, make some graphics, post some stuff, I like to do team media.

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?
Every week and every PT


4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?
I'm an older member of the forums so I think with that comes some maturity and level headedness. I try to keep things elevated to some level, but understand that it's still a locker room and it's there for fun.

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?
Yeah, I get along fine with almost anyone.

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?
I'm pretty set on being the best d-man the SMJHL has ever had. And I'll be come back for multiple years. My ultimate goal is an SMJHL 3-peat.

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?
Of course.


8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?
I can do 39 pages alone.


9, Link to player page, and player name:
Stacker Pentecost, | Player Page | Update Page |

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?
Obviously, I want to win championship not individual awards.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?
It's just light jest, use it as motivation for my team mates to stay active stay regular and prove them wrong come playoff time.


12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?
Both at once. Just to make it fair.


13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?
It's honestly, from the bottom of my heart a 6 way tie for 1st-6th.

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?
Yes, I hope to come back twice.

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r
I imagine you're more than capable enough to take Byrde by yourself

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?
If another member of the team is doing something that is upsetting others by accident, just talk to them casually. If they do something that hurts others on purpose take it up with management.

17. How much TPE do you have currently?[/QUOTE]
205.

Loyal, hard-working, laid back, competitive

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?
I'm interested in joining a team that wants me. If the Impact is that team then I'm all for it.

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?
I'm already quite active and am willing to bring that to the locker room.

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?
I eagerly await every Monday to be able to use my activity check and training on my player.

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?
Keep everyone positive when the going gets tough. I'm also pretty good at reaching compromises.

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?
I'm one of the easiest people to get along with. Takes a lot to make me snap.

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?
I think I can provide that steady defensive presence that makes a difference in a 7 game series.

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?
If I'm convinced it will help us win then I'll do what the team needs me to do.

8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?
I will. I hate inactivity so I'll do my best to spark conversation and keep it going.

9, Link to player page, and player name:
Mariusz Kwik

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?
I'm all for the team. I want the team to win. I've felt never better then winning championships with my team.

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?
I write an article about how things really are on the Impact. I'm rather good at rebuttals as my Sportsmanship in Hockey article convinced a professor to change his views on hockey for the better.


12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?
Some battles are best not fought.

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?
It's Montreal. Big hockey city. I'd say between a 1-3.

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?
Of course I would. I'll probably need to come back considering my player type.

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r
You don't need my help.

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?
Through PM. Never want a possible misunderstanding to be blown out of proportion.

17. How much TPE do you have currently?
Right now a 172 TPE with another 5 on the way tomorrow.

I am Agarbargar's fine GF


1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization?

My boo played there.

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room?

Yeah

3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities?

Yes

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates?

I dont know. I can be more active for you guys if you draft me

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you?

I think so

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again?

Lots of scoring

7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better?

Perhaps

8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players?

I will do my best!

9, Link to player page, and player name:

Chernika Banananov is my name.

http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=44350

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself?

Yes

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond?

Write my own?

12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear?

Tiger

13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books?
1st

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted?

Yes

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r

Who is that?

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue?

I wouldn't get into a problem.

17. How much TPE do you have currently?[/QUOTE]

170 something.

Borůvka Banananák Updates

[QUOTE=FourFour,Nov 22 2014, 09:20 PM]Hi I am Jordin FourFour, and i am the Co-GM of the Montreal Impact, Lionel Byrde is the head GM. If you actually read this, please leave a 5 word description to describe yourself as a member, not a player.
I'd go with lazy :ph34r:

1. Why are you interested in becoming a part of the Impact Organization? I was an Impact with Blaine

2. Do you feel that you can bring activity to our locker room? well I won't go inactive


3.Will you be updating your player frequently for him to be at the best of his abilities? yep

4. Leadership is also an important part of the Impact organization, what are some things you can do to exemplify leadership like skills to your teammates? I can help explain the way things work to noobs

5. How friendly are you? Do people easily get along with you? id say very friendly

6. We are coming off an upseting first round exit, just after winning the championship in S17, how do you think your player will help us reach the finals again? I'll play like Justin Williams in the playoffs


7. Are you willing to change the role of your player to make the team better? maybe very slightly


8. Last season we only had 39 pages of discussion in the locker room, will you contribute activity and get to know your fellow players? oh hell ya

9, Link to player page, and player name: I'm on my phone. Too hard to do

10. Are you a team player IE: you care about the teams wins and its players, not just about yourself? yep

11. If a member of another team creates an article that puts down the Montreal Impact, how will you respond? remain classy but stand up for the team



12. Would you rather fight a Lion or a Bear? man bear pig


13. On a scale of the 6 teams, where do the Impact rank in your books? 1

14. Would you consider coming back down to the Impact after you have been drafted? ya

15. Will you beat up Byrde with me if he does something stupid :ph34r ya fuck him

16. If you have a problem with another member of the team/management, how would you address that issue? through the GM

17. How much TPE do you have currently? like 170