(My first article posted, so I guess that's a double cash thingy?)
A Satirical Look at the SMJHL – Cloud McCarthy
Part #1 – The Vancouver Whalers
Let me start by saying this. Whalers? Really? Are we in the 17th century again? And why don’t they have a player named Ahab? I guess the championship this year will be that white whale they can’t quite get and drives them mad.
Whalers I suppose still do exist, in Japan. And most of them do it illegally under the guise of science. Talking about illegal, the number of penalty minutes that Shoyu Kikkoman has. Look, he’s named after a soy sauce, he’s probably fried, so I guess we need to give him a break. But come on, they guy should be in jail, not on the ice, he’s a thug, a cold hearted murderer. Ok, maybe that’s too far, the kid makes a good stir fry so I’ll cut him some slack. Angelo Odjick on the other hand…
Let’s look some more at the Whalers though, I keep getting side tracked here. They have a guy named Spitfire? Really? Are you a cousin of The Weekend? Or Portugal the Man? Madonna maybe? And let’s see. Oh, Bobby Bouchard is here too. I thought you were the Waterboy? Wrong sport, is it not?
Lindqvist is one of their forwards. Or is it goalie? I get the names confused sometimes. And then there’s Sophia Bennett, a woman breaking the ice barrier. According to my lawyers, I have nothing but nice things to say about her.
Looking at the numbers, the Whalers have obviously found the pockets of whoever it takes to win games, and everyone should remember that cheaters never prosper. They do, however, like their fake, bloated stats and their gloating. Almost as much as they hate losing. I’d like to see those income numbers to see where the money is going, but no other team needs to release those, just the team we know is padding the official’s pockets.
So far, the Whalers have played the Raiders a bunch of times, and they have to play them more than anyone else in the league this year. I mean, come on, the Raiders are an incredible team, excellent, amazing. Raiders still exist too by the way. Maybe not in the sense that they once did, but people still raid the cookie jar, and use Raid to kill bugs. Nobody goes Whaling in someone else’s fish tank, or goes Whaling at the grocery store. Therefore, I see the Raiders, and the rest of the league, wiping out the fake, imaginary Whalers this season.
(All of the stats, opinions, and thoughts about teams and their players are completely fake, and are meant as satire and nothing more.)
(425 words before the ending disclaimer)
S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - 251 TPE - Carolina S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws) First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes) Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60 Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61 Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63 Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64 S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers) S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year S46 Rookie All-Star S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee S49 2nd Team All-Star S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member S52 Challenge Cup Champion S52 3rd Team All-Star S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner S55 3rd Team All-Star S36 Cloud McCarthy - Halifax Raiders - Retired
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[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE Born: S39 Height: 6'2" Weight: 188 lbs Number: 86 Position: Hybrid Defender Birth Place: Vienna, Austria Residence: Toronto, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00 S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02 S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Post Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00 S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01 -------------------------------------------------- Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary -------------------------------------------------- Timeline: S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history. S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 Alias: the Augment Born: 9/4/1995 Height: 6'0" Weight: 228 lbs Number: 19 Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario -------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149 S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144 S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152 S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199 S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166 S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185 S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177 S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196 S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193 S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252 S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216 S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206 S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214 S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213 S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208 S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193 S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178 S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124 S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02 S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28 S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06 S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12 S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16 S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19 S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00 S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04 S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10 S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04 S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107| S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145| S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17| S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31| ------------------------------------------------------------ International Hockey Statistics (IIHF): S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16 S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25 S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32 S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38 S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47 S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44 S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51 S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42 S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36 S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61 S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61 S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56 S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29) S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP ------------------------------------------------------------ Timeline: S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User) S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216) S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208) S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47 S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48 S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player) S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship) S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’ S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585) S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Trades: S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons ------------------------------------------------------------ TPE at the start of each season: S37 - 751 TPE S38 - 937 TPE S39 - 1,114 TPE S40 - 1,298 TPE S41 - 1,465 TPE S42 - 1,646 TPE S42 - 1,858 TPE S43 - 2,041 TPE S44 - 2,109 TPE S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final) Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114 Seasons: 4 Playoffs: 4 Series Wins: 3 Challenge Cups: 0 ------------------------------------------——------ Regular Season Record: S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44 - Division Winner - 1st Round Bye - Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62 - Division Winner - Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton - Western Conference Championship Series ------------------------------------------——------ S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Wins against: Los Angeles - Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Lost to Seatlle in round 1 |
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What did I just read?
I didn't even get mentioned :'( How the mighty have fallen...
This is awesome
Also #bringwhaleoilback
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Nevek Kove | RD | Quebec City Citadelles Player Type: Stay-at-Home Defenseman Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs Number: 49 Birthplace: Quebec City, Quebec, Canada Peak TPE: 1811 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:66 | G:07 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | +/-:+12 | SB:061 | HIT:115 S67 | QCC | GP:66 | G:05 | A:17 | P:22 | PIMs:30 | +/-:+16 | SB:157 | HIT:099 S68 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:23 | P:27 | PIMs:26 | +/-:-23 | SB:203 | HIT:102 S69 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:32 | +/-:+16 | SB:171 | HIT:079 S70 | MIN | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:29 | +/-:-08 | SB:268 | HIT:069 S71 | MIN | GP:66 | G:05 | A:07 | P:12 | PIMs:32 | +/-:-05 | SB:260 | HIT:041 S72 | MIN | GP:66 | G:07 | A:20 | P:27 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+05 | SB:292 | HIT:050 S73 | MIN | GP:66 | G:02 | A:28 | P:28 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+04 | SB:187 | HIT:069 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:17 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:04 | +/-:+00 | SB:024 | HIT:024 S67 | QCC | GP:21 | G:01 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+09 | SB:052 | HIT:028 S68 | QCC | GP:05 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-05 | SB:015 | HIT:003 S69 | QCC | GP:25 | G:00 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+20 | SB:072 | HIT:045 S70 | MIN | GP:04 | G:01 | A:00 | P:01 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-07 | SB:019 | HIT:007 S71 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S72 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S73 | MIN | GP:05 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-01 | SB:013 | HIT:005 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S67 | ICE | GP:14 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+10 | SB:018 | HIT:026 S68 | ICE | GP:13 | G:00 | A:00 | P:00 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-03 | SB:022 | HIT:003 S69 | BRI | GP:13 | G:02 | A:05 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+02 | SB:014 | HIT:016 S69 | IRL | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | +/-:+08 | SB:036 | HIT:011 S70 | IRL | GP:12 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:04 | +/-:-06 | SB:027 | HIT:010 S71 | IRL | GP:15 | G:00 | A:08 | P:08 | PIMs:12 | +/-:+10 | SB:059 | HIT:017 S72 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:01 | P:02 | PIMs:10 | +/-:+00 | SB:048 | HIT:014 S73 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:04 | P:05 | PIMs:06 | +/-:+02 | SB:045 | HIT:011 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S66 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 28th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles S67 | SHL Draft : Selected 1st overall by the Minnesota Monarchs Elizabeth Doyle | G | Buffalo Stampede Player Type: Goalie Height: 5'9" | Weight: 179 lbs Number: 27 Birthplace: Galway, Ireland Peak TPE: 2145 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:37 | W:16 | L:16 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.877 | GAA:3.50 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:46 | W:22 | L:18 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.890 | GAA:3.09 | SO:02 S52 | STL | GP:41 | W:23 | L:13 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.888 | GAA:2.84 | SO:01 S52 | BUF | GP:05 | W:02 | L:02 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.875 | GAA:3.22 | SO:00 S53 | STL | GP:38 | W:21 | L:15 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S54 | BUF | GP:44 | W:35 | L:07 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:1.91 | SO:08 S55 | BUF | GP:44 | W:34 | L:10 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.916 | GAA:2.01 | SO:05 S56 | BUF | GP:44 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.919 | GAA:2.28 | SO:09 S57 | BUF | GP:53 | W:40 | L:11 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:06 S58 | BUF | GP:54 | W:33 | L:17 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.924 | GAA:2.08 | SO:13 S59 | BUF | GP:54 | W:41 | L:10 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.903 | GAA:2.62 | SO:01 S60 | BUF | GP:55 | W:40 | L:09 | OTL:05 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S61 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.38 | SO:04 S62 | BUF | GP:52 | W:38 | L:14 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.99 | SO:03 S63 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:20 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.78 | SO:04 S64 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S65 | BUF | GP:55 | W:34 | L:16 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.69 | SO:05 S66 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:22 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:3.20 | SO:03 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:13 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.897 | GAA:3.09 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:12 | W:07 | L:03 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.891 | GAA:2.84 | SO:00 S52 | STL | GP:17 | W:09 | L:08 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.882 | GAA:3.18 | SO:02 S53 | STL | GP:14 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.38 | SO:01 S54 | BUF | GP:13 | W:07 | L:05 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S55 | BUF | GP:17 | W:12 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:.0927 | GAA:1.86 | SO:03 S56 | BUF | GP:23 | W:18 | L:08 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.910 | GAA:2.86 | SO:01 S57 | BUF | GP:17 | W:11 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.25 | SO:01 S58 | BUF | GP:21 | W:13 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.905 | GAA:2.49 | SO:01 S59 | BUF | GP:19 | W:13 | L:03 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S60 | BUF | GP:22 | W:16 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.02 | SO:03 S61 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.45 | SO:01 S62 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.90 | SO:01 S63 | BUF | GP:12 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S64 | BUF | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.907 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S65 | BUF | GP:18 | W:10 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.50 | SO:00 S66 | BUF | GP:16 | W:09 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.70 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S49 | BRI | GP:17 | W:08 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.855 | GAA:3.91 | SO:00 S50 | BRI | GP:08 | W:06 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.39 | SO:01 S50 | IRL | GP:02 | W:01 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.939 | GAA:1.51 | SO:00 S51 | BRI | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:00 S51 | IRL | GP:04 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.51 | SO:00 S52 | BRI | GP:09 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.865 | GAA:2.93 | SO:00 S52 | IRL | GP:07 | W:04 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.931 | GAA:2.17 | SO:00 S53 | BRI | GP:04 | W:02 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.72 | SO:00 S53 | IRL | GP:05 | W:03 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S54 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.32 | SO:00 S55 | IRL | GP:09 | W:02 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.97 | SO:01 S56 | IRL | GP:13 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.927 | GAA:2.74 | SO:02 S57 | IRL | GP:10 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:2.91 | SO:01 S58 | IRL | GP:09 | W:00 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:4.41 | SO:00 S59 | IRL | GP:11 | W:02 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:3.84 | SO:00 S60 | IRL | GP:11 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:3.33 | SO:00 S61 | IRL | GP:10 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.929 | GAA:2.70 | SO:00 S62 | IRL | GP:13 | W:08 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.935 | GAA:2.21 | SO:03 S63 | IRL | GP:11 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.898 | GAA:3.66 | SO:00 S64 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.906 | GAA:3.79 | SO:00 S65 | IRL | GP:12 | W:06 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.936 | GAA:2.32 | SO:02 S66 | IRL | GP:15 | W:06 | L:08 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.79 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S50 | Signed 1y / $4M contract with St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | Signed 2y / $5M contract with Buffalo Stampede S53 | Signed 3y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S56 | Signed 2y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S57 | Opted out of S57 contract with the Buffalo Stampede ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 1x Oriens Trophy (S52(STL)) 1x All-SMJHL Second Team (S52) 2x All-Star Team (S52, S53) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S49) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 1x All Rookie Team (S54) 4x First All Star Team (S54, S55, S57, S58) 1x Ryan Jesster Trophy (S54) 2x Mike Honcho Trophy (S54, S55) 3x John McBride Trophy (S54, S57, S58) 3x President Trophy (S54(BUF), S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) 5x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55(BUF), S56(BUF), S58(BUF), S59(BUF), S60(BUF)) 1x Anton Razov Trophy (S55) 2x Challenge Cup (S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S65) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S50 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 5th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | SHL Draft : Selected 11th overall by the Buffalo Stampede Oisín Fletcher | C/LW | "C" | New Orleans Specters Player Type : Sniper Height: 6'1" | Weight: 210 lbs Number: 36 Birthplace: Québec City, Québec, Canada Peak TPE: 2,048 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | HAL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:17 | P:29 | PIMs:21 | Shots:129 | +/-:-15 S36 | HAL | GP:50 | G:21 | A:26 | P:47 | PIMs:08 | Shots:152 | +/-:+19 S37 | HAL | GP:50 | G:32 | A:32 | P:64 | PIMs:39 | Shots:162 | +/-:+36 S38 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:15 | P:28 | PIMs:11 | Shots:129 | +/-:+05 S39 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:23 | Shots:127 | +/-:+17 S40 | NEW | GP:50 | G:16 | A:17 | P:33 | PIMs:06 | Shots:146 | +/-:+08 S41 | NEW | GP:50 | G:17 | A:21 | P:38 | PIMs:19 | Shots:239 | +/-:-23 S42 | NEW | GP:50 | G:29 | A:35 | P:64 | PIMs:14 | Shots:227 | +/-:+24 S43 | NEW | GP:50 | G:23 | A:24 | P:47 | PIMs:32 | Shots:161 | +/-:+15 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:27 | A:31 | P:58 | PIMs:20 | Shots:210 | +/-:+22 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:20 | P:41 | PIMs:08 | Shots:184 | +/-:+09 S46 | NOS | GP:50 | G:16 | A:23 | P:38 | PIMs:00 | Shots:151 | +/-:+09 S47 | NOS | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:10 | Shots:231 | +/-:+03 S48 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:24 | P:45 | PIMs:22 | Shots:145 | +/-:+30 S49 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | PIMs:13 | Shots:224 | +/-:+03 S50 | NOS | GP:50 | G:03 | A:32 | P:35 | PIMs:12 | Shots:083 | +/-:+05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | HAL | Did Not Qualify S36 | HAL | GP:13 | G:08 | A:05 | P:13 | PIMs:06 | Shots:054 | +/-:+03 S37 | HAL | GP:06 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:00 | Shots:025 | +/-:00 S38 | NEW | GP:07 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:012 | +/-:-04 S39 | NEW | GP:12 | G:03 | A:02 | P:05 | PIMs:00 | Shots:034 | +/-:+02 S40 | NEW | GP:05 | G:02 | A:00 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:017 | +/-:-04 S41 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S42 | NEW | GP:18 | G:09 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:11 | Shots:074 | +/-:+01 S43 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:03 | A:03 | P:06 | PIMs:10 | Shots:029 | +/-:-04 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:07 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:10 | Shots:067 | +/-:+07 S46 | NOR | GP:20 | G:08 | A:13 | P:21 | PIMs:14 | Shots:089 | +/-:-02 S47 | NOR | GP:07 | G:08 | A:04 | P:12 | PIMs:07 | Shots:028 | +/-:+04 S48 | NOR | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:060 | +/-:-01 S49 | NOR | GP:11 | G:01 | A:05 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:031 | +/-:-02 S50 | NOR | GP:10 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:00 | Shots:014 | +/-:-05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats : S35 | IRE | GP:10 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:003 | +/-:+02 S36 | IRE | GP:11 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:021 | +/-:-07 S37 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:00 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | Shots:008 | +/-:+01 S38 | IRE | GP:10 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:039 | +/-:+01 S39 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:05 | P:09 | PIMs:00 | Shots:045 | +/-:+07 S40 | IRE | GP:11 | G:04 | A:02 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:033 | +/-:00 S41 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:05 | P:11 | PIMs:00 | Shots:042 | +/-:+06 S42 | IRE | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:053 | +/-:-02 S43 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:07 | P:10 | PIMs:06 | Shots:039 | +/-:00 S44 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:06 | P:10 | PIMs:04 | Shots:050 | +/-:+05 S45 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:09 | P:14 | PIMs:06 | Shots:044 | +/-:+08 S46 | IRE | GP:15 | G:02 | A:06 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:051 | +/-:-03 S47 | IRE | GP:15 | G:07 | A:05 | P:12 | PIMs:04 | Shots:042 | +/-:+07 S48 | IRE | GP:15 | G:08 | A:06 | P:14 | PIMs:04 | Shots:064 | +/-:+20 S49 | IRE | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | Shots:050 | +/-:-04 S50 | IRE | GP:13 | G:02 | A:09 | P:11 | PIMs:02 | Shots:026 | +/-:+04 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S35 | Signed 1y / $2M contract with Halifax Raiders S36 | Signed 3y / $1.5M contract with New England Wolfpack S39 | Signed 2y / $4M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S41 | Signed 2y / $8M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S43 | Signed 1y / $5M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S44 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S44 | Signed 2y / $10M contract extension with Edmonton Blizzard S46 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Winnipeg Jets S46 | Signed 4y / $20M contract with New Orleans Specters S50 | Signed 1y / $7M contract with New Orleans Specters ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 2x Elias Armia Trophy (S35, S36) 1x Ron Bolt Trophy (S36) 1x Jared Hanson Trophy (S37) 1x Roberto Martucci Trophy (S37) 1x Zach Miller Trophy (S37) 1x Ideen Fallah Trophy (S37) 1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy (S37) 1x Laurifer Trophy (S37(HAL)) 1x First All-Star Team (S37) 1x Second All-Star Team (S36) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 3x Damian Littleton Trophy (S40, S42, S44) 2x First All Star Team (S42, S44) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S42) 2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S42, S44) 1x Jay Mcdonald Trophy (S44) 2x President Trophy (S44(EDM), S45(EDM)) 2x Cole Reinhart Trophy (S45(EDM), S46(NOR)) 1x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S42(NEW)) 1x Challenge Cup (S45(EDM)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 3x Bronze Medal (S39, S41, S48) 2x Silver Medal (S37, S47) 5x Gold Medal (S42, S43, S44, S45, S46) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S35 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 26th Overall by the Halifax Raiders S36 | SHL Draft : Selected 3rd Overall by the New England Wolfpack
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We didn't pay anyone, we came together in the spirit of Whalermania
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Quote: Originally posted by Inf1d3l @Jun 19 2017, 04:59 PMAnd then there’s Sophia Bennett, a woman breaking the ice barrier. According to my lawyers, I have nothing but nice things to say about her.
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-------------------------------------- Name: Benson Fiorentini Number: 9 Height: 6'0" Weight: 205lbs Birthplace: Long Island, NY Age: 25 -------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21 S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26 S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32 S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37 S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30 -------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6 S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4 S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12 S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0 S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64 Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65) Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66) Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68) -------------------------------------- Name: Finn Krüger Number: 8 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200lbs Birthplace: Cologne, Germany Age: 53 -------------------------------------- SHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393 Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83 Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45) Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35) Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35) Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36) Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36) Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40) Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40) Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41) -------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05 -------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0 VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13 VAN S40: Did Not Qualify VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43 VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19 VAN S37: Did Not Qualify -------------------------------------- Transactions Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37) Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43) Occasus Trophy Winner (S42) Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)
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Center || Daniel Laforest || Edmonton Blizzard || TPE: 1375 HT:6'4" WT: 220lbs SH: L Born: Que, CAN -----------------------------
SHL Season Career Stats
S56- Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 03 G | 29A | 32 Pts | +29 | 16 Pim | 2 PPP | 1 SHP | 104 SOG | 70 H
S57- Edmonton Blizzard | 66 GP | 07 G | 25A | 32 Pts | -05 | 20 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 133 SOG | 103 H
S58- Edmonton Blizzard | 66 GP | 11 G | 23A | 34 Pts | +01 | 32 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 143 SOG | 120 H
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SHL Post Season Career Stats
S56- Edmonton Blizzard | 19 GP | 5 G | 10A | 15 Pts | +7 | 6 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 SOG | 31 H
S57- Edmonton Blizzard | 07 GP | 0 G | 04A | 04 Pts | -2 | 6 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 17 SOG | 14 H
S58- Edmonton Blizzard | 12 GP | 3 G | 02A | 05 Pts | +2 | 2 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 SOG | 26 H
---------------------------- Career Achievements -Drafted 9th overall S54 SHL by Edmonton Blizzard
Kelowna Knights || WJC Team Canada Gold Medalist & Silver Medalist (2x) HT:6'4" WT: 220lbs SH: L Born: Que, CAN
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SMJHL Season Career Stats
S53- Kelowna Knights | 49 GP | 5 G | 6A | 11 Pts | -9 | 10 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 66 SOG | 12 H
S54- Kelowna Knights | 50 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 Pts | +6 | 24 Pim | 5 PPP | 0 SHP | 85 SOG | 70H
S55- Kelowna Knights| 50 GP | 14 G | 27 A | 41 Pts | +14 | 24 Pim | 16 PPP | 0 SHP | 140 SOG | 52H
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SMJHL Post Season Career Stats
S53- Kelowna Knights | 15 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 Pts | +4 | 0 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 19 SOG | 5 H
S54- Kelowna Knights |12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 Pts | -3 | 0 Pim | 1 PPP | 0 SHP | 18 SOG | 10 H
S55- Kelowna Knights |17 GP | 4 G | 12 A | 16 Pts | +6 | 0 Pim | 3 PPP | 0 SHP | 57 SOG | 29 H
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World Junior Career Stats
S53 WJC- Canada | 15 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 Pts | +3 | 4 Pim | 0 PPP | 1 SHP | 28 SOG | 17 H
S54 WJC- Canada | 13 GP | 3 G | 9 A | 12 Pts | +5 | 4 Pim | 4 PPP | 0 SHP | 35 SOG | 10 H
S55 WJC- Canada | 15 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 Pts | +0 | 8 Pim | 3 PPP | 1 SHP | 41 SOG | 19 H
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Career Achievements
-Drafted 7th overall S53 SMJHL by Kelowna Knights
-S52 WJC Canada GM- Silver Medal
-S53 SMJHL Western Conference Champs
-S53 WJC Canada GM/Player- Gold Medal
-S55 SMJHL Western All Star Team
-S55 WJC Canada- Silver Medal
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