Leggo bitch boy

you're not sober

KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | DETROIT FALCONS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
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Originally posted by WannabeFinn@Oct 26 2017, 08:00 PM
you're not sober

Slippery

Originally posted by WannabeFinn@Oct 26 2017, 08:00 PM
you're not sober

300 in cash and the car came with a bluntinnit

Brumm you drunken buffoon!

(S56) Slava Petrov -- LW -- 1358 TPE
--- Career Accolades ---
SMJHL All-Star (S57)
4-Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada (S57)
--- Career Transactions ---
Signed to $1M DFA contract by NL (S54)
Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by ANC, S55 SMJHL Draft
Signed to $5M rookie contract by ANC (S55)
Selected Rd 1 (#11 Ovr) by TEX, S56 SHL Draft
Signed 2 year/$7M contract with TEX (S56-57)
Signed 3 year/$9M extension with TEX (S58-60)
Claimed off waivers by NOLA (S59)
Signed 2 year/$11M extension with NOLA (S61-62)
--- SMJHL Stats ---
S55 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 14 | P: 18 | +8 | PIM: 0 | S: 66 | H: 22 | SB: 15
S56 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 16 | P: 29 | +5 | PIM: 14 | S: 81 | H: 13 | SB: 32
S57 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +38 | PIM: 15 | S: 197 | H: 64 | SB: 77
S58 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +8 | PIM: 28 | S: 131 | H: 57 | SB: 82
Career - GP: 232 | G: 51 | A: 82 | P: 133 | +59 | PIM: 57 | S: 475 | H: 156 | SB: 206
--- SMJHL Playoff Stats ---
S55 ANC - GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | -3 | PIM: 0 | S: 14 | H: 3 | SB: 2
S56 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 39 | H: 8 | SB: 16
S57 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +6 | PIM: 4 | S: 25 | H: 23 | SB: 16
S58 ANC - GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | -5 | PIM: 4 | S: 43 | H: 23 | SB: 22
Career - GP: 60 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | -7 | PIM: 8 | S: 121 | H: 57 | SB: 56
--- SHL Stats ---
S59 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | -38 | PIM: 16 | S: 117 | H: 40 | SB: 38
S60 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 14 | P: 30 | -54 | PIM: 12 | S: 114 | H: 46 | SB: 85
S61 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | -47 | PIM: 18 | S: 118 | H: 58 | SB: 76
S62 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | -9 | PIM: 2 | S: 86 | H: 43 | SB: 92
Career - GP: 264 | G: 46 | A: 61 | P: 107 | -148 | PIM: 48 | S: 435 | H: 187 | SB: 291
--- WJC Stats (Round Robin) ---
S55 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 2 | SB: 0
S56 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | -1 | PIM: 2 | S: 20 | H: 8 | SB: 7
S57 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | -7 | PIM: 2 | S: 44 | H: 8 | SB: 14
S58 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | -1 | PIM: 4 | S: 27 | H: 15 | SB: 14
Career - GP: 48 | G: 14 | A: 8 | P: 22 | -12 | PIM: 10 | S: 103 | H: 33 | SB: 35
--- WJC Stats (Medal Round) ---
S55 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0
S56 WOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 1
S58 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0
Career - GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 2 | H: 0 | SB: 1
--- IIHF Stats (Round Robin) ---
S55 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 8 | H: 3 | SB: 1
S56 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 5 | H: 1 | SB: 7
S57 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 4 | H: 5 | SB: 10
S58 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 9 | H: 7 | SB: 9
S59 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 13 | H: 7 | SB: 13
S60 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 7 | A: 2 | P: 9 | +1 | PIM: 2 | S: 27 | H: 8 | SB: 15
S61 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 15 | H: 2 | SB: 5
S62 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 17 | SB: 6
Career - GP: 96 | G: 14 | A: 14 | P: 28 | -21 | PIM: 6 | S: 93 | H: 50 | SB: 66
--- IIHF Stats (Medal Round) ---
S57 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0
S59 NOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +3 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 2
S60 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 1 | SB: 1
S61 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 2 | SB: 2
Career - GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 3 | H: 3 | SB: 5



(S32) Cory Knouse -- LW -- Retired
twitter: ckroyalSHL
Max TPE: 1622
Career TPE: 2379
---Career Accolades---
WJC Silver Medal - Baton Rouge Voodoo (S30)
Laurifer Trophy - SMJHL Best Record (S31)
2x Four-Star Cup Champion - Kelowna Knights (S31 & S32)
Maxim Horvat Award - KEL Top Rookie (S31)
KEL Alternate Captain (S32)
John McBride Award - KEL Playoff MVP (S32 & S33)
KEL Captain (S33)
Miikka Granlund Award - KEL Best Leadership (S33)
Jonathan Lundberg Award - KEL Most Embodies Knighthood (S33)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S33)
SMJHL Fantasy Series Gold Medal - Oslo Wolves (S33)
IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S34)
IIHF Gold Medal - Norway (S35)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S36)
Presidents' Trophy - SHL Best Record (S37)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S38)
EDM Captain (S40-47)
SHL 1st Team All-Star (S41-42)
IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S42)
SHL 3rd Team All-Star (S44)
2x Challenge Cup Champion (S45 & S49)
SHL 2nd Team All-Star (S45)
---Career Transactions---
Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by KEL, S31 SMJHL Draft
Signed 1yr/$2M contract with KEL (S31)
Selected Rd 1 (#5 Ovr) by SEA, S32 SHL Draft
Signed 3yr/$7.5M contract with SEA (S32-34)
Signed 3 yr/$12M extension with SEA (S35-37)
Signed 1 yr/$7M contract with SEA (S38)
Signed 2 yr/$17M extension with SEA (S39-40)
Traded from SEA to EDM (S38)
Signed 3 yr/$15M extension with EDM (S41-43)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S44)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S45)
Signed 1 yr/$7M extension with EDM (S46)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S47)
Signed 1 yr/$6M extension with EDM (S48)
Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S49)
Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S50)
---SMJHL Stats---
S31 KEL: 50 GP, 13 G, 13 A, 26 P, +17, 16 PIM, 72 S, 53 H, 3 SB
S32 KEL: 50 GP, 16 G, 23 A, 39 P, -4, 34 PIM, 181 S, 90 H, 8 SB
S33 KEL: 50 GP, 23 G, 36 A, 59 P, +31, 10 PIM, 171 S, 30 H, 9 SB
Career Totals: 150 GP, 52 G, 72 A, 124 P, +44, 60 PIM, 424 S, 173 H, 20 SB
---SMJHL Playoff Stats---
S31 KEL: 16 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +9, 4 PIM, 39 S, 22 H, 3 SB
S32 KEL: 10 GP, 4 G, 10 A, 14 P, +6, 8 PIM, 30 S, 20 H, 0 SB
S33 KEL: 20 GP, 12 G, 13 A, 25 P, +3, 0 PIM, 63 S, 15 H, 7 SB
Career Totals: 46 GP, 18 G, 29 A, 47 P, +18, 12 PIM, 132 S, 57 H, 10 SB
---SHL Stats---
S34 SEA: 50 GP, 8 G, 16 A, 24 P, -1, 37 PIM, 115 S, 93 H, 5 SB
S35 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, -10, 18 PIM, 97 S, 95 H, 8 SB
S36 SEA: 50 GP, 14 G, 25 A, 39 P, -11, 40 PIM, 181 S, 98 H, 4 SB
S37 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 25 A, 37 P, +2, 20 PIM, 169 S, 96 H, 8 SB
S38 SEA: 50 GP, 18 G, 24 A, 42 P, +1, 12 PIM, 205 S, 37 H, 13 SB
S39 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 27 A, 48 P, +1, 22 PIM, 217 S, 153 H, 9 SB
S40 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 18 A, 39 P, +5, 32 PIM, 191 S, 131 H, 12 SB
S41 EDM: 50 GP, 33 G, 33 A, 66 P, +26, 20 PIM, 215 S, 114 H, 16 SB
S42 EDM: 50 GP, 24 G, 31 A, 55 P, +29, 32 PIM, 230 S, 78 H, 15 SB
S43 EDM: 50 GP, 18 G, 22 A, 40 P, -1, 18 PIM, 164 S, 95 H, 16 SB
S44 EDM: 50 GP, 19 G, 27 A, 46 P, +22, 26 PIM, 178 S, 86 H, 24 SB
S45 EDM: 50 GP, 23 G, 28 A, 51 P, +38, 8 PIM, 176 S, 20 H, 15 SB
S46 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 30 A, 51 P, +8, 0 PIM, 159 S, 5 H, 20 SB
S47 EDM: 50 GP, 15 G, 29 A, 44 P, +29, 8 PIM, 178 S, 40 H, 12 SB
S48 EDM: 50 GP, 9 G, 16 A, 25 P, -8, 8 PIM, 122 S, 41 H, 9 SB
S49 EDM: 50 GP, 4 G, 13 A, 17 P, -8, 4 PIM, 65 S, 13 H, 6 SB
S50 EDM: 50 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, -4, 18 PIM, 86 S, 32 H, 10 SB
Career Totals: 850 GP, 278 G, 385 A, 663 P, +118, 323 PIM, 2748 S, 1227 H, 202 SB
---SHL Playoff Stats---
S36 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 2 PIM, 19 S, 10 H, 4 SB
S37 SEA: 14 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, -2, 2 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 4 SB
S38 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 20 S, 3 H, 1 SB
S39 EDM: 7 GP, 5 G, 3 A, 8 P, 0, 4 PIM, 22 S, 25 H, 2 SB
S40 EDM: 7 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -2, 0 PIM, 29 S, 8 H, 4 SB
S41 EDM: 7 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -5, 2 PIM, 25 S, 14 H, 3 SB
S42 EDM: 11 GP, 3 G, 7 A, 10 P, -3, 11 PIM, 44 S, 26 H, 3 SB
S44 EDM: 11 GP, 4 G, 5 A, 9 P, -4, 0 PIM, 41 S, 28 H, 3 SB
S45 EDM: 18 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, +1, 2 PIM, 59 S, 12 H, 4 SB
S46 EDM: 4 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -4, 2 PIM, 12 S, 0 H, 2 SB
S47 EDM: 6 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -3, 0 PIM, 19 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S48 EDM: 5 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -5, 0 PIM, 9 S, 6 H, 0 SB
S49 EDM: 23 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +7, 8 PIM, 49 S, 13 H, 5 SB
S50 EDM: TBD
Career Totals: 127 GP, 37 G, 51 A, 88 P, -28, 33 PIM, 381 S, 167 H, 35 SB
---IIHF Round Robin Stats---
S32 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 3 P, -2, 0 PIM, 5 S, 7 H, 0 SB
S33 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, +1, 2 PIM, 10 S, 17 H, 2 SB
S34 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 5 A, 7 P, -2, 4 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 1 SB
S35 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 5 A, 8 P, +2, 0 PIM, 33 S, 4 H, 4 SB
S36 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 36 S, 9 H, 1 SB
S37 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, -4, 4 PIM, 21 S, 11 H, 0 SB
S38 NOR: 10 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +12, 6 PIM, 36 S, 13 H, 2 SB
S39 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 6 A, 9 P, -3, 4 PIM, 28 S, 12 H, 3 SB
S40 NOR: 10 GP, 4 G, 2 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 41 S, 8 H, 1 SB
S41 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 8 A, 9 P, +4, 4 PIM, 33 S, 9 H, 4 SB
S42 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, 0, 2 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 2 SB
S43 NOR: 10 GP, 5 G, 6 A, 11 P, +4, 2 PIM, 38 S, 15 H, 6 SB
S44 NOR: 10 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +6, 0 PIM, 36 S, 6 H, 7 SB
S45 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, -5, 0 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 3 SB
S46 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, +4, 4 PIM, 35 S, 8 H, 3 SB
S47 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 13 A, 15 P, +8, 0 PIM, 36 S, 3 H, 2 SB
S48 NOR: 12 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 32 S, 1 H, 4 SB
S49 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -7, 0 PIM, 32 S, 2 H, 2 SB
S50 NOR: TBD
Career: 188 GP, 46 G, 88 A, 134 P, +12, 40 PIM, 549 S, 172 H, 47 SB
---IIHF Medal Round Stats---
S33 NOR: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, +2, 2 PIM, 3 S, 5 H, 0 SB
S34 NOR: 2 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 5 S, 3 H, 1 SB
S35 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 4 P, +4, 0 PIM, 13 S, 1 H, 1 SB
S36 NOR: 3 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 4 P, +1, 2 PIM, 6 S, 0 H, 1 SB
S38 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, -3, 0 PIM, 6 S, 5 H, 0 SB
S40 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 1 S, 2 H, 0 SB
S42 NOR: 2 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, 0, 2 PIM, 6 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S43 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -1, 0 PIM, 4 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S45 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 3 S, 1 H, 2 SB
S47 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 2 A, 2 P, +2, 0 PIM, 4 S, 0 H, 0 SB
S48 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB
S49 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB
Career: 22 GP, 6 G, 6 A, 12 P, +1, 6 PIM, 55 S, 19 H, 5 SB




Bojo Box (C. Knouse)

Professor Chaos -- Former Seattle Riot GM
Oslo Wolves GM (S33 SMJHL Fantasy Series)
Seattle Riot Coach (S34)
Seattle Riot Co-GM (S35-36)
Team World GM (S56-57 WJC)
--- Accolades ---
SMJHL Fantasy Series Gold Medal - S33 OSL
WJC Bronze Medal - S56 WOR
[pbl]---Regular Season Records---
S35 SEA - 19-28-3, 41 Pts (.410)
S36 SEA - 28-15-7, 63 Pts (.630)
Career - 47-43-10, 104 Pts (.520)
---Playoff Records---
S36 SEA - Lost to CGY in WCSF (4-3)
Career - 3-4 (.429)

Originally posted by ckroyal92@Oct 26 2017, 08:18 PM
Brumm you drunken buffoon!

Slippery

Drip
Drop

Originally posted by tweedlebrumm@Oct 27 2017, 12:21 AM


Slippery

Drip
Drop

Is there a corresponding "sober" presser coming from Jameis Christ as well?

(S56) Slava Petrov -- LW -- 1358 TPE
--- Career Accolades ---
SMJHL All-Star (S57)
4-Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada (S57)
--- Career Transactions ---
Signed to $1M DFA contract by NL (S54)
Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by ANC, S55 SMJHL Draft
Signed to $5M rookie contract by ANC (S55)
Selected Rd 1 (#11 Ovr) by TEX, S56 SHL Draft
Signed 2 year/$7M contract with TEX (S56-57)
Signed 3 year/$9M extension with TEX (S58-60)
Claimed off waivers by NOLA (S59)
Signed 2 year/$11M extension with NOLA (S61-62)
--- SMJHL Stats ---
S55 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 14 | P: 18 | +8 | PIM: 0 | S: 66 | H: 22 | SB: 15
S56 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 16 | P: 29 | +5 | PIM: 14 | S: 81 | H: 13 | SB: 32
S57 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +38 | PIM: 15 | S: 197 | H: 64 | SB: 77
S58 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +8 | PIM: 28 | S: 131 | H: 57 | SB: 82
Career - GP: 232 | G: 51 | A: 82 | P: 133 | +59 | PIM: 57 | S: 475 | H: 156 | SB: 206
--- SMJHL Playoff Stats ---
S55 ANC - GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | -3 | PIM: 0 | S: 14 | H: 3 | SB: 2
S56 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 39 | H: 8 | SB: 16
S57 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +6 | PIM: 4 | S: 25 | H: 23 | SB: 16
S58 ANC - GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | -5 | PIM: 4 | S: 43 | H: 23 | SB: 22
Career - GP: 60 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | -7 | PIM: 8 | S: 121 | H: 57 | SB: 56
--- SHL Stats ---
S59 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | -38 | PIM: 16 | S: 117 | H: 40 | SB: 38
S60 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 14 | P: 30 | -54 | PIM: 12 | S: 114 | H: 46 | SB: 85
S61 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | -47 | PIM: 18 | S: 118 | H: 58 | SB: 76
S62 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | -9 | PIM: 2 | S: 86 | H: 43 | SB: 92
Career - GP: 264 | G: 46 | A: 61 | P: 107 | -148 | PIM: 48 | S: 435 | H: 187 | SB: 291
--- WJC Stats (Round Robin) ---
S55 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 2 | SB: 0
S56 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | -1 | PIM: 2 | S: 20 | H: 8 | SB: 7
S57 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | -7 | PIM: 2 | S: 44 | H: 8 | SB: 14
S58 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | -1 | PIM: 4 | S: 27 | H: 15 | SB: 14
Career - GP: 48 | G: 14 | A: 8 | P: 22 | -12 | PIM: 10 | S: 103 | H: 33 | SB: 35
--- WJC Stats (Medal Round) ---
S55 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0
S56 WOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 1
S58 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0
Career - GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 2 | H: 0 | SB: 1
--- IIHF Stats (Round Robin) ---
S55 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 8 | H: 3 | SB: 1
S56 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 5 | H: 1 | SB: 7
S57 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 4 | H: 5 | SB: 10
S58 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 9 | H: 7 | SB: 9
S59 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 13 | H: 7 | SB: 13
S60 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 7 | A: 2 | P: 9 | +1 | PIM: 2 | S: 27 | H: 8 | SB: 15
S61 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 15 | H: 2 | SB: 5
S62 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 17 | SB: 6
Career - GP: 96 | G: 14 | A: 14 | P: 28 | -21 | PIM: 6 | S: 93 | H: 50 | SB: 66
--- IIHF Stats (Medal Round) ---
S57 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0
S59 NOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +3 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 2
S60 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 1 | SB: 1
S61 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 2 | SB: 2
Career - GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 3 | H: 3 | SB: 5



(S32) Cory Knouse -- LW -- Retired
twitter: ckroyalSHL
Max TPE: 1622
Career TPE: 2379
---Career Accolades---
WJC Silver Medal - Baton Rouge Voodoo (S30)
Laurifer Trophy - SMJHL Best Record (S31)
2x Four-Star Cup Champion - Kelowna Knights (S31 & S32)
Maxim Horvat Award - KEL Top Rookie (S31)
KEL Alternate Captain (S32)
John McBride Award - KEL Playoff MVP (S32 & S33)
KEL Captain (S33)
Miikka Granlund Award - KEL Best Leadership (S33)
Jonathan Lundberg Award - KEL Most Embodies Knighthood (S33)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S33)
SMJHL Fantasy Series Gold Medal - Oslo Wolves (S33)
IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S34)
IIHF Gold Medal - Norway (S35)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S36)
Presidents' Trophy - SHL Best Record (S37)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S38)
EDM Captain (S40-47)
SHL 1st Team All-Star (S41-42)
IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S42)
SHL 3rd Team All-Star (S44)
2x Challenge Cup Champion (S45 & S49)
SHL 2nd Team All-Star (S45)
---Career Transactions---
Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by KEL, S31 SMJHL Draft
Signed 1yr/$2M contract with KEL (S31)
Selected Rd 1 (#5 Ovr) by SEA, S32 SHL Draft
Signed 3yr/$7.5M contract with SEA (S32-34)
Signed 3 yr/$12M extension with SEA (S35-37)
Signed 1 yr/$7M contract with SEA (S38)
Signed 2 yr/$17M extension with SEA (S39-40)
Traded from SEA to EDM (S38)
Signed 3 yr/$15M extension with EDM (S41-43)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S44)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S45)
Signed 1 yr/$7M extension with EDM (S46)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S47)
Signed 1 yr/$6M extension with EDM (S48)
Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S49)
Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S50)
---SMJHL Stats---
S31 KEL: 50 GP, 13 G, 13 A, 26 P, +17, 16 PIM, 72 S, 53 H, 3 SB
S32 KEL: 50 GP, 16 G, 23 A, 39 P, -4, 34 PIM, 181 S, 90 H, 8 SB
S33 KEL: 50 GP, 23 G, 36 A, 59 P, +31, 10 PIM, 171 S, 30 H, 9 SB
Career Totals: 150 GP, 52 G, 72 A, 124 P, +44, 60 PIM, 424 S, 173 H, 20 SB
---SMJHL Playoff Stats---
S31 KEL: 16 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +9, 4 PIM, 39 S, 22 H, 3 SB
S32 KEL: 10 GP, 4 G, 10 A, 14 P, +6, 8 PIM, 30 S, 20 H, 0 SB
S33 KEL: 20 GP, 12 G, 13 A, 25 P, +3, 0 PIM, 63 S, 15 H, 7 SB
Career Totals: 46 GP, 18 G, 29 A, 47 P, +18, 12 PIM, 132 S, 57 H, 10 SB
---SHL Stats---
S34 SEA: 50 GP, 8 G, 16 A, 24 P, -1, 37 PIM, 115 S, 93 H, 5 SB
S35 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, -10, 18 PIM, 97 S, 95 H, 8 SB
S36 SEA: 50 GP, 14 G, 25 A, 39 P, -11, 40 PIM, 181 S, 98 H, 4 SB
S37 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 25 A, 37 P, +2, 20 PIM, 169 S, 96 H, 8 SB
S38 SEA: 50 GP, 18 G, 24 A, 42 P, +1, 12 PIM, 205 S, 37 H, 13 SB
S39 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 27 A, 48 P, +1, 22 PIM, 217 S, 153 H, 9 SB
S40 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 18 A, 39 P, +5, 32 PIM, 191 S, 131 H, 12 SB
S41 EDM: 50 GP, 33 G, 33 A, 66 P, +26, 20 PIM, 215 S, 114 H, 16 SB
S42 EDM: 50 GP, 24 G, 31 A, 55 P, +29, 32 PIM, 230 S, 78 H, 15 SB
S43 EDM: 50 GP, 18 G, 22 A, 40 P, -1, 18 PIM, 164 S, 95 H, 16 SB
S44 EDM: 50 GP, 19 G, 27 A, 46 P, +22, 26 PIM, 178 S, 86 H, 24 SB
S45 EDM: 50 GP, 23 G, 28 A, 51 P, +38, 8 PIM, 176 S, 20 H, 15 SB
S46 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 30 A, 51 P, +8, 0 PIM, 159 S, 5 H, 20 SB
S47 EDM: 50 GP, 15 G, 29 A, 44 P, +29, 8 PIM, 178 S, 40 H, 12 SB
S48 EDM: 50 GP, 9 G, 16 A, 25 P, -8, 8 PIM, 122 S, 41 H, 9 SB
S49 EDM: 50 GP, 4 G, 13 A, 17 P, -8, 4 PIM, 65 S, 13 H, 6 SB
S50 EDM: 50 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, -4, 18 PIM, 86 S, 32 H, 10 SB
Career Totals: 850 GP, 278 G, 385 A, 663 P, +118, 323 PIM, 2748 S, 1227 H, 202 SB
---SHL Playoff Stats---
S36 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 2 PIM, 19 S, 10 H, 4 SB
S37 SEA: 14 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, -2, 2 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 4 SB
S38 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 20 S, 3 H, 1 SB
S39 EDM: 7 GP, 5 G, 3 A, 8 P, 0, 4 PIM, 22 S, 25 H, 2 SB
S40 EDM: 7 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -2, 0 PIM, 29 S, 8 H, 4 SB
S41 EDM: 7 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -5, 2 PIM, 25 S, 14 H, 3 SB
S42 EDM: 11 GP, 3 G, 7 A, 10 P, -3, 11 PIM, 44 S, 26 H, 3 SB
S44 EDM: 11 GP, 4 G, 5 A, 9 P, -4, 0 PIM, 41 S, 28 H, 3 SB
S45 EDM: 18 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, +1, 2 PIM, 59 S, 12 H, 4 SB
S46 EDM: 4 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -4, 2 PIM, 12 S, 0 H, 2 SB
S47 EDM: 6 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -3, 0 PIM, 19 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S48 EDM: 5 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -5, 0 PIM, 9 S, 6 H, 0 SB
S49 EDM: 23 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +7, 8 PIM, 49 S, 13 H, 5 SB
S50 EDM: TBD
Career Totals: 127 GP, 37 G, 51 A, 88 P, -28, 33 PIM, 381 S, 167 H, 35 SB
---IIHF Round Robin Stats---
S32 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 3 P, -2, 0 PIM, 5 S, 7 H, 0 SB
S33 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, +1, 2 PIM, 10 S, 17 H, 2 SB
S34 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 5 A, 7 P, -2, 4 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 1 SB
S35 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 5 A, 8 P, +2, 0 PIM, 33 S, 4 H, 4 SB
S36 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 36 S, 9 H, 1 SB
S37 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, -4, 4 PIM, 21 S, 11 H, 0 SB
S38 NOR: 10 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +12, 6 PIM, 36 S, 13 H, 2 SB
S39 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 6 A, 9 P, -3, 4 PIM, 28 S, 12 H, 3 SB
S40 NOR: 10 GP, 4 G, 2 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 41 S, 8 H, 1 SB
S41 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 8 A, 9 P, +4, 4 PIM, 33 S, 9 H, 4 SB
S42 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, 0, 2 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 2 SB
S43 NOR: 10 GP, 5 G, 6 A, 11 P, +4, 2 PIM, 38 S, 15 H, 6 SB
S44 NOR: 10 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +6, 0 PIM, 36 S, 6 H, 7 SB
S45 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, -5, 0 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 3 SB
S46 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, +4, 4 PIM, 35 S, 8 H, 3 SB
S47 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 13 A, 15 P, +8, 0 PIM, 36 S, 3 H, 2 SB
S48 NOR: 12 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 32 S, 1 H, 4 SB
S49 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -7, 0 PIM, 32 S, 2 H, 2 SB
S50 NOR: TBD
Career: 188 GP, 46 G, 88 A, 134 P, +12, 40 PIM, 549 S, 172 H, 47 SB
---IIHF Medal Round Stats---
S33 NOR: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, +2, 2 PIM, 3 S, 5 H, 0 SB
S34 NOR: 2 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 5 S, 3 H, 1 SB
S35 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 4 P, +4, 0 PIM, 13 S, 1 H, 1 SB
S36 NOR: 3 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 4 P, +1, 2 PIM, 6 S, 0 H, 1 SB
S38 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, -3, 0 PIM, 6 S, 5 H, 0 SB
S40 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 1 S, 2 H, 0 SB
S42 NOR: 2 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, 0, 2 PIM, 6 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S43 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -1, 0 PIM, 4 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S45 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 3 S, 1 H, 2 SB
S47 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 2 A, 2 P, +2, 0 PIM, 4 S, 0 H, 0 SB
S48 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB
S49 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB
Career: 22 GP, 6 G, 6 A, 12 P, +1, 6 PIM, 55 S, 19 H, 5 SB




Bojo Box (C. Knouse)

Professor Chaos -- Former Seattle Riot GM
Oslo Wolves GM (S33 SMJHL Fantasy Series)
Seattle Riot Coach (S34)
Seattle Riot Co-GM (S35-36)
Team World GM (S56-57 WJC)
--- Accolades ---
SMJHL Fantasy Series Gold Medal - S33 OSL
WJC Bronze Medal - S56 WOR
[pbl]---Regular Season Records---
S35 SEA - 19-28-3, 41 Pts (.410)
S36 SEA - 28-15-7, 63 Pts (.630)
Career - 47-43-10, 104 Pts (.520)
---Playoff Records---
S36 SEA - Lost to CGY in WCSF (4-3)
Career - 3-4 (.429)

Originally posted by ckroyal92@Oct 26 2017, 08:34 PM

Is there a corresponding "sober" presser coming from Jameis Christ as well?

he died

Ryder sucks.

How you doin Brumm??

Originally posted by vbottas17@Oct 26 2017, 08:37 PM
Ryder sucks.

How you doin Brumm??

Apple money bruh

Originally posted by tweedlebrumm@Oct 27 2017, 12:35 AM

he died

Next on NSFL Murder Mysteries: Who Killed Jameis Christ?

(S56) Slava Petrov -- LW -- 1358 TPE
--- Career Accolades ---
SMJHL All-Star (S57)
4-Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada (S57)
--- Career Transactions ---
Signed to $1M DFA contract by NL (S54)
Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by ANC, S55 SMJHL Draft
Signed to $5M rookie contract by ANC (S55)
Selected Rd 1 (#11 Ovr) by TEX, S56 SHL Draft
Signed 2 year/$7M contract with TEX (S56-57)
Signed 3 year/$9M extension with TEX (S58-60)
Claimed off waivers by NOLA (S59)
Signed 2 year/$11M extension with NOLA (S61-62)
--- SMJHL Stats ---
S55 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 14 | P: 18 | +8 | PIM: 0 | S: 66 | H: 22 | SB: 15
S56 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 16 | P: 29 | +5 | PIM: 14 | S: 81 | H: 13 | SB: 32
S57 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +38 | PIM: 15 | S: 197 | H: 64 | SB: 77
S58 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +8 | PIM: 28 | S: 131 | H: 57 | SB: 82
Career - GP: 232 | G: 51 | A: 82 | P: 133 | +59 | PIM: 57 | S: 475 | H: 156 | SB: 206
--- SMJHL Playoff Stats ---
S55 ANC - GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | -3 | PIM: 0 | S: 14 | H: 3 | SB: 2
S56 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 39 | H: 8 | SB: 16
S57 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +6 | PIM: 4 | S: 25 | H: 23 | SB: 16
S58 ANC - GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | -5 | PIM: 4 | S: 43 | H: 23 | SB: 22
Career - GP: 60 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | -7 | PIM: 8 | S: 121 | H: 57 | SB: 56
--- SHL Stats ---
S59 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | -38 | PIM: 16 | S: 117 | H: 40 | SB: 38
S60 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 14 | P: 30 | -54 | PIM: 12 | S: 114 | H: 46 | SB: 85
S61 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | -47 | PIM: 18 | S: 118 | H: 58 | SB: 76
S62 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | -9 | PIM: 2 | S: 86 | H: 43 | SB: 92
Career - GP: 264 | G: 46 | A: 61 | P: 107 | -148 | PIM: 48 | S: 435 | H: 187 | SB: 291
--- WJC Stats (Round Robin) ---
S55 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 2 | SB: 0
S56 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | -1 | PIM: 2 | S: 20 | H: 8 | SB: 7
S57 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | -7 | PIM: 2 | S: 44 | H: 8 | SB: 14
S58 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | -1 | PIM: 4 | S: 27 | H: 15 | SB: 14
Career - GP: 48 | G: 14 | A: 8 | P: 22 | -12 | PIM: 10 | S: 103 | H: 33 | SB: 35
--- WJC Stats (Medal Round) ---
S55 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0
S56 WOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 1
S58 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0
Career - GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 2 | H: 0 | SB: 1
--- IIHF Stats (Round Robin) ---
S55 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 8 | H: 3 | SB: 1
S56 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 5 | H: 1 | SB: 7
S57 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 4 | H: 5 | SB: 10
S58 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 9 | H: 7 | SB: 9
S59 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 13 | H: 7 | SB: 13
S60 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 7 | A: 2 | P: 9 | +1 | PIM: 2 | S: 27 | H: 8 | SB: 15
S61 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 15 | H: 2 | SB: 5
S62 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 17 | SB: 6
Career - GP: 96 | G: 14 | A: 14 | P: 28 | -21 | PIM: 6 | S: 93 | H: 50 | SB: 66
--- IIHF Stats (Medal Round) ---
S57 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0
S59 NOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +3 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 2
S60 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 1 | SB: 1
S61 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 2 | SB: 2
Career - GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 3 | H: 3 | SB: 5



(S32) Cory Knouse -- LW -- Retired
twitter: ckroyalSHL
Max TPE: 1622
Career TPE: 2379
---Career Accolades---
WJC Silver Medal - Baton Rouge Voodoo (S30)
Laurifer Trophy - SMJHL Best Record (S31)
2x Four-Star Cup Champion - Kelowna Knights (S31 & S32)
Maxim Horvat Award - KEL Top Rookie (S31)
KEL Alternate Captain (S32)
John McBride Award - KEL Playoff MVP (S32 & S33)
KEL Captain (S33)
Miikka Granlund Award - KEL Best Leadership (S33)
Jonathan Lundberg Award - KEL Most Embodies Knighthood (S33)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S33)
SMJHL Fantasy Series Gold Medal - Oslo Wolves (S33)
IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S34)
IIHF Gold Medal - Norway (S35)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S36)
Presidents' Trophy - SHL Best Record (S37)
IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S38)
EDM Captain (S40-47)
SHL 1st Team All-Star (S41-42)
IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S42)
SHL 3rd Team All-Star (S44)
2x Challenge Cup Champion (S45 & S49)
SHL 2nd Team All-Star (S45)
---Career Transactions---
Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by KEL, S31 SMJHL Draft
Signed 1yr/$2M contract with KEL (S31)
Selected Rd 1 (#5 Ovr) by SEA, S32 SHL Draft
Signed 3yr/$7.5M contract with SEA (S32-34)
Signed 3 yr/$12M extension with SEA (S35-37)
Signed 1 yr/$7M contract with SEA (S38)
Signed 2 yr/$17M extension with SEA (S39-40)
Traded from SEA to EDM (S38)
Signed 3 yr/$15M extension with EDM (S41-43)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S44)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S45)
Signed 1 yr/$7M extension with EDM (S46)
Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S47)
Signed 1 yr/$6M extension with EDM (S48)
Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S49)
Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S50)
---SMJHL Stats---
S31 KEL: 50 GP, 13 G, 13 A, 26 P, +17, 16 PIM, 72 S, 53 H, 3 SB
S32 KEL: 50 GP, 16 G, 23 A, 39 P, -4, 34 PIM, 181 S, 90 H, 8 SB
S33 KEL: 50 GP, 23 G, 36 A, 59 P, +31, 10 PIM, 171 S, 30 H, 9 SB
Career Totals: 150 GP, 52 G, 72 A, 124 P, +44, 60 PIM, 424 S, 173 H, 20 SB
---SMJHL Playoff Stats---
S31 KEL: 16 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +9, 4 PIM, 39 S, 22 H, 3 SB
S32 KEL: 10 GP, 4 G, 10 A, 14 P, +6, 8 PIM, 30 S, 20 H, 0 SB
S33 KEL: 20 GP, 12 G, 13 A, 25 P, +3, 0 PIM, 63 S, 15 H, 7 SB
Career Totals: 46 GP, 18 G, 29 A, 47 P, +18, 12 PIM, 132 S, 57 H, 10 SB
---SHL Stats---
S34 SEA: 50 GP, 8 G, 16 A, 24 P, -1, 37 PIM, 115 S, 93 H, 5 SB
S35 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, -10, 18 PIM, 97 S, 95 H, 8 SB
S36 SEA: 50 GP, 14 G, 25 A, 39 P, -11, 40 PIM, 181 S, 98 H, 4 SB
S37 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 25 A, 37 P, +2, 20 PIM, 169 S, 96 H, 8 SB
S38 SEA: 50 GP, 18 G, 24 A, 42 P, +1, 12 PIM, 205 S, 37 H, 13 SB
S39 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 27 A, 48 P, +1, 22 PIM, 217 S, 153 H, 9 SB
S40 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 18 A, 39 P, +5, 32 PIM, 191 S, 131 H, 12 SB
S41 EDM: 50 GP, 33 G, 33 A, 66 P, +26, 20 PIM, 215 S, 114 H, 16 SB
S42 EDM: 50 GP, 24 G, 31 A, 55 P, +29, 32 PIM, 230 S, 78 H, 15 SB
S43 EDM: 50 GP, 18 G, 22 A, 40 P, -1, 18 PIM, 164 S, 95 H, 16 SB
S44 EDM: 50 GP, 19 G, 27 A, 46 P, +22, 26 PIM, 178 S, 86 H, 24 SB
S45 EDM: 50 GP, 23 G, 28 A, 51 P, +38, 8 PIM, 176 S, 20 H, 15 SB
S46 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 30 A, 51 P, +8, 0 PIM, 159 S, 5 H, 20 SB
S47 EDM: 50 GP, 15 G, 29 A, 44 P, +29, 8 PIM, 178 S, 40 H, 12 SB
S48 EDM: 50 GP, 9 G, 16 A, 25 P, -8, 8 PIM, 122 S, 41 H, 9 SB
S49 EDM: 50 GP, 4 G, 13 A, 17 P, -8, 4 PIM, 65 S, 13 H, 6 SB
S50 EDM: 50 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, -4, 18 PIM, 86 S, 32 H, 10 SB
Career Totals: 850 GP, 278 G, 385 A, 663 P, +118, 323 PIM, 2748 S, 1227 H, 202 SB
---SHL Playoff Stats---
S36 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 2 PIM, 19 S, 10 H, 4 SB
S37 SEA: 14 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, -2, 2 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 4 SB
S38 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 20 S, 3 H, 1 SB
S39 EDM: 7 GP, 5 G, 3 A, 8 P, 0, 4 PIM, 22 S, 25 H, 2 SB
S40 EDM: 7 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -2, 0 PIM, 29 S, 8 H, 4 SB
S41 EDM: 7 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -5, 2 PIM, 25 S, 14 H, 3 SB
S42 EDM: 11 GP, 3 G, 7 A, 10 P, -3, 11 PIM, 44 S, 26 H, 3 SB
S44 EDM: 11 GP, 4 G, 5 A, 9 P, -4, 0 PIM, 41 S, 28 H, 3 SB
S45 EDM: 18 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, +1, 2 PIM, 59 S, 12 H, 4 SB
S46 EDM: 4 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -4, 2 PIM, 12 S, 0 H, 2 SB
S47 EDM: 6 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -3, 0 PIM, 19 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S48 EDM: 5 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -5, 0 PIM, 9 S, 6 H, 0 SB
S49 EDM: 23 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +7, 8 PIM, 49 S, 13 H, 5 SB
S50 EDM: TBD
Career Totals: 127 GP, 37 G, 51 A, 88 P, -28, 33 PIM, 381 S, 167 H, 35 SB
---IIHF Round Robin Stats---
S32 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 3 P, -2, 0 PIM, 5 S, 7 H, 0 SB
S33 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, +1, 2 PIM, 10 S, 17 H, 2 SB
S34 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 5 A, 7 P, -2, 4 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 1 SB
S35 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 5 A, 8 P, +2, 0 PIM, 33 S, 4 H, 4 SB
S36 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 36 S, 9 H, 1 SB
S37 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, -4, 4 PIM, 21 S, 11 H, 0 SB
S38 NOR: 10 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +12, 6 PIM, 36 S, 13 H, 2 SB
S39 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 6 A, 9 P, -3, 4 PIM, 28 S, 12 H, 3 SB
S40 NOR: 10 GP, 4 G, 2 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 41 S, 8 H, 1 SB
S41 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 8 A, 9 P, +4, 4 PIM, 33 S, 9 H, 4 SB
S42 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, 0, 2 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 2 SB
S43 NOR: 10 GP, 5 G, 6 A, 11 P, +4, 2 PIM, 38 S, 15 H, 6 SB
S44 NOR: 10 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +6, 0 PIM, 36 S, 6 H, 7 SB
S45 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, -5, 0 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 3 SB
S46 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, +4, 4 PIM, 35 S, 8 H, 3 SB
S47 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 13 A, 15 P, +8, 0 PIM, 36 S, 3 H, 2 SB
S48 NOR: 12 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 32 S, 1 H, 4 SB
S49 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -7, 0 PIM, 32 S, 2 H, 2 SB
S50 NOR: TBD
Career: 188 GP, 46 G, 88 A, 134 P, +12, 40 PIM, 549 S, 172 H, 47 SB
---IIHF Medal Round Stats---
S33 NOR: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, +2, 2 PIM, 3 S, 5 H, 0 SB
S34 NOR: 2 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 5 S, 3 H, 1 SB
S35 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 4 P, +4, 0 PIM, 13 S, 1 H, 1 SB
S36 NOR: 3 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 4 P, +1, 2 PIM, 6 S, 0 H, 1 SB
S38 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, -3, 0 PIM, 6 S, 5 H, 0 SB
S40 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 1 S, 2 H, 0 SB
S42 NOR: 2 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, 0, 2 PIM, 6 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S43 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -1, 0 PIM, 4 S, 1 H, 0 SB
S45 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 3 S, 1 H, 2 SB
S47 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 2 A, 2 P, +2, 0 PIM, 4 S, 0 H, 0 SB
S48 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB
S49 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB
Career: 22 GP, 6 G, 6 A, 12 P, +1, 6 PIM, 55 S, 19 H, 5 SB




Bojo Box (C. Knouse)

Professor Chaos -- Former Seattle Riot GM
Oslo Wolves GM (S33 SMJHL Fantasy Series)
Seattle Riot Coach (S34)
Seattle Riot Co-GM (S35-36)
Team World GM (S56-57 WJC)
--- Accolades ---
SMJHL Fantasy Series Gold Medal - S33 OSL
WJC Bronze Medal - S56 WOR
[pbl]---Regular Season Records---
S35 SEA - 19-28-3, 41 Pts (.410)
S36 SEA - 28-15-7, 63 Pts (.630)
Career - 47-43-10, 104 Pts (.520)
---Playoff Records---
S36 SEA - Lost to CGY in WCSF (4-3)
Career - 3-4 (.429)

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Originally posted by vbottas17@Oct 26 2017, 08:39 PM



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Originally posted by ckroyal92@Oct 26 2017, 08:39 PM

Next on NSFL Murder Mysteries: Who Killed Jameis Christ?

U wanna see the hands cuh?

Originally posted by tweedlebrumm@Oct 27 2017, 04:40 AM


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