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<div align="center">Go West Young Man</div>
By: Aski Dumfrage, intrepid reporter for the San Francisco Pride

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

Jack Tanner is seated on the floor of the empty locker room with print-outs surrounding him. The San Francisco Pride had just wrapped up a 6-5 shootout win over the visiting Toronto North Stars in one of the most thrilling games of the seasons.

With the game deadlocked at 3 in the 3rd period, Tanner intercepted a pass on the penalty kill and found Pride star Geronimo Otto fleeing the zone on a penalty kill. Naturally, he converted the shortie and Otto's second goal of the night gave the Pride a slim one goal lead.

Otto would complete the hat trick on his 11th goal of the season with a minute to play and the Pride were ready to chalk up another tally in the win column but Toronto had other ideas.

15 seconds after the empty netter a flurry in front of the Pride net led to Casper Jakobsson banging home a rebound to pull within one. On the ensuing faceoff Kelly Rivet would take a roughing penalty, giving Toronto a 6 on 4 advantage and Tommy Salami would tie the game up with 30 seconds to play.

Luckily the Pride were able to get the game to a shootout that they won 2-0 including a goal from, you guessed it, Geronimo Otto and hung on for the 2 points in what was a whacky game on several levels (99 total shots!.

But the wild game wasn't what the Pride's rookie defenseman was expressing his disbelief at.

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He beckoned me over, “Look at this.” Jabbing his finger into one of the printouts he exclaimed “$3000 per month for a 700 square foot apartment?! Nobody actually pays that, right?”

The floor was littered with printouts of apartment listings in the area. This is Tanner's first season in the SHL and halfway through it seems he's ready to stop imposing on teammates and get his own place.

“That's the most expensive closet I've ever seen.”

As he shakes his head in disbelief General Manager Jeff Kirkstone walks by the doorway. He's on the phone and walking briskly. Tanner's head shoots up.

“Kirkstone!” he shouts. “I'm going to need a fucking raise if you expect me to play here and not be homeless.”

Kirkstone, now leaning through the doorway thinking this might be important, shakes his head and walks off. Tanner turns to me.

“I tell ya, I get no respect around here.”

The rookie is being dramatic, of course. Kirkstone had just promoted him to the top pairing to play alongside Clint Eastwood after inking him to a 3-year, $9 million extension as part of his efforts to lock up the team's core. Tanner responded with 4 assists in his first two games on the top pairing.

Tanner whips out his phone and scoffs.

“Look at that. In 10 seconds I found a 1300 square foot apartment for $1500 a month right next to the practice facility in Portland. Why did we relocate?”

As we pivot away from the Bay Area housing market and toward hockey he gives me boilerplate cliches about his season so far. We're now about halfway through the season and Tanner leads rookies with 19 points. Alexander Zajac from Seattle has 17 in fewer minutes, a pair of Stampede have 14 points each (TJ Bayley and Kevin Marks), and a pair of North Stars are certainly still in the Jesster running with 13 and 11 points (Bananerstrom and Watson, respectively) in 1 fewer game but as we stand now Tanner is likely at least co-favorite to bring home the award.

Among rookie skaters he's also 5th in penalty kill minutes, 2nd in power play shots, tied for 1st in blocked shots, and – in stark contrast to his juniors career – is tied for 4th fewest penalty minutes among rookies with at least 150 minutes played.

Since Season 30, 16 rookies have posted at least 30 points and just 7 of those have done so while maintaining at least 0.7 points per 20 rate with Robert Phelps in Season 37 the highest by far in both categories at 44 points and 0.85 P/20. We currently have 4 this season on track to hit those marks or come damn close.

TJ Bayley is on pace for 29.2 points and 0.71 P/20.
Kevin Marks is on pace for 29.2 points and 0.80 P/20.
Alexander Zajac is on pace for 35.4 points and 0.73 P/20.
Jack Tanner is on pace for 39.6 points and 0.70.

Obviously there's still a lot of hockey to be played but that's a remarkable rookie crop.

Still, there's a glaring omission from the ranks of elite rookies. Tanner's eyes glint a bit as I ask him about it.

“Yeah, it's really too bad for him,” said Tanner of his brother's struggles this season with a smirk. “I expected him to give me some competition.”

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The Pride celebrate a Geronimo Otto goal</div>

Since they came to North America the Tanners have been close competitors – even while they were teammates in Montreal.

Their rookie season went to Jack as he scored 27 points in 1051 minutes to Connor's 21 in 914 as the two finished 2nd and 3rd, respectively, in scoring on the rebuilding Militia. Jack narrowly lost the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy to Zemgus Nylander. Despite this, Connor went 1st overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks and Jack went 2nd to the Portland Admirals, bringing their debut seasons closer to a wash.

The next season saw Connor take the upper hand, scoring 39 points in 1142 minutes to Jack's 35 in 1057. They led the Militia in scoring and Connor was voted onto the Second All Star Team while Jack got Third Team honors.

Their final season in the SMJHL saw them both move from the blue line to forward to make room for a studly defensive class and once again Connor had the better year with 60 points in 1021 minutes to Jack's 39 in 958 as Connor assumed a top line role and Jack was relegated to the 3rd line. Connor took home the Raymond Lindsay Trophy and unanimous First Team All Star honors as well as nominations for the Ideen Fallah Trophy and Brandon Holmes Trophy while Jack had to content himself with a Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy nomination.

The tables have turned now that they've entered the SHL. In terms of usage, Connor is Hamilton's 6th defenseman and has scored just 5 points in 330 minutes while Jack has been San Francisco's 2nd defenseman, scoring 19 points in 542 minutes.

The rivalry intensified after their rookie SMJHL season when Connor announced he would be revoking his Irish eligibility and transferring to Canada for IIHF tournaments. Since the two had been drafted as cornerstone defensemen to their respective SHL teams their childhood dreams of lifting a Challenge Cup together were likely dashed and the transfer ensured they would never win IIHF gold together either.

“I'm not sure, you'd have to ask him about it,” Jack responded when asked about his brother's transfer. “It was very sudden and came as a surprise to me to be honest. I thought we were getting along great with the team and the leadership had laid out a stellar plan for Ireland's future. He was a big part of that plan and changed his mind to ride the pine for Canada.”

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Irish players celebrate their semifinal win in Season 37</div>

Jack earned a silver medal at the S37 IIHF tournament with 2 points in 13 games while Connor has yet to debut for Canada. They nearly met in the S38 World Junior Tournament but with Ireland finishing 2nd in group play and Canada Black finishing 11th their only possible match-up would've been in the Finals, which neither reached.

This Sunday the brothers are scheduled to meet on the ice for the first time in their lives while wearing opposing sweaters as the Pride and Steelhawks play a home-and-home double header.

“I'm looking forward to it, it should be a good time. Both of us are most concerned with helping our teams win but having the better individual performance would certainly be nice, too.” Tanner takes a beat. “If he outscores me in his 4 minutes of playing time I'll never hear the end of it.”

For the record, Connor is averaging 13:45 per game.

Recently, however, the anticipated Tanner vs. Tanner match-up has come into doubt to some extent as news broke this week that Hamilton may be shopping the young defenseman due to some locker room turmoil.

“Again, these are questions you'd have to ask him,” Jack deflected when asked about his brother's situation and possible trade. “I'd love for him to end up here in San Francisco but I'm not sure how feasible that is from a management perspective. We're pretty asset-poor coming out of the cap circumvention punishment. Though if we went halfsies on an apartment that'd bring the cost down...

Tanner flashes a grin, “Wherever he ends up, I hope he plays better than he has so far. I'd hate for the Better Tanner debate to be over before we're off our entry-level deals.”

Almost simultaneously our phones go off. After checking the message we look at each other in silence for a second. Tanner speaks first.

“No comment.”

The notification was that Hamilton had reached a deal to trade his brother to Edmonton in exchange for Connor Blackwell. The Tanner Rivalry is coming to the Western Conference and the SHL world is blowing up – a trade for the ages and I'm here with his brother.

“How do you feel about your brother getting traded to your conference?”

“It should be fun,” he replies as his smirk returns. “When do we play them next?”

“Saturday.”

“Even better. I know we've played them a bunch this season but we've still got 3 games left this season and 6 per season going forward, plus any playoff match-ups. We'll certainly get familiar. I was worried he'd go to the West Kendall Platoon or Toronto North Stars – teams we've already finished our season series with. I'm excited to get out there on the ice against him.”

“Do you see San Francisco and Edmonton becoming rivals?”

“Not particularly. I don't think two players' friendly competition can turn two franchises into rivals – but if we're both consistently competitive the next several years and meet repeatedly in the playoffs maybe something will blossom.”

"Is there any truth to the rumors that a locker room feud prompted this trade?"

"That would be what I was 'no comment'ing. He's a headstrong type of guy and that rubs people the wrong way sometimes - not everybody gets along. A good rule of thumb, though, is to listen to both sides and figure the truth is somewhere in the middle."

"Do you think his first game against Hamilton will be physical, like a revenge game?"

"I have no idea how Hamilton plays but Connor doesn't play a particularly physical game so I doubt it. Trades are part of the business and we all understand that. If someone had their feelings hurt they'll probably have calmed down by game day and won't be out there jeopardizing their team's chance of winning by doing anything stupid."

“What about Tanner vs Tanner fights? Can we look forward to one of those Saturday?”

Jack laughs. “I'm absolutely down but like I said, Connor doesn't tend to fight much, unfortunately. I had 7 fights in the SMJHL and I don't think he's popped his cherry yet. It'd be an awesome first SHL fight for both of us. I'm sure it'll happen eventually. I'll see what I can do.”

“I guess that 'helping your teams win' sentiment takes on a whole new meaning now.”

“No kidding. We're what, 3 points up on Edmonton and they have 2 games in hand? This will definitely add a personal motivation to the race. Maybe Calgary would be so kind as to drop back a bit so we can face off in the first round but if it comes down to our teams for the 4th seed he might have some all-night prank calls the night before those last few games.”

He pauses.

“Not that I would be involved or anything. It'd be a total coincidence.”

A total coincidence indeed.

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Jack Tanner -- Offensive Defenseman -- MTL & SF -- 1250 TPE
5'11", 210lbs, #37
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S36 -- 50 GP | 21:01 TOI/G | 8 G 19 A | 86 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 28 PIM
S37 -- 50 GP | 21:10 TOI/G | 7 G 28 A | 111 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 36 PIM
S38 -- 50 GP | 19:10 TOI/G | 19 G 20 A | 160 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 25 PIM
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S37 -- 17 GP | 21:45 TOI/G | 4 G 10 A | 36 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM | GWG G3 v Halifax
S38 -- 13 GP | 19:48 TOI/G | 6 G 6 A | 58 SOG | 0-1-0 Fights| 9 PIM | Hat Trick & GWG G3 v PGF, GTG G6 v PGF
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SHL Career Statistics
S39 -- 50 GP | 22:44 TOI/G | 9 G 22 A | 77 SOG | No Fights | 4 PIM
S40 -- 50 GP | 24:01 TOI/G | 7 G 24 A | 88 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM
S41 -- 50 GP | 24:31 TOI/G | 16 G 30 A | 135 SOG | 0-0-6 Fights | 34 PIM
S42 -- 50 GP | 24:24 TOI/G | 8 G 30 A | 111 SOG | 2-1-3 Fights | 30 PIM
S43 -- 50 GP | 25:24 TOI/G | 17 G 31 A | 154 SOG | 301 iCF | 1-0-1 Fights | 24 PIM
S44 -- 50 GP | 21:59 TOI/G | 12 G 22 A | 111 SOG | 229 iCF | 2-0-1 Fights | 53 PIM
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SHL Playoff Statistics
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IIHF Career Statistics
S36 -- 11 GP | 5:33 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 0 SOG | 0 PIM
S37 -- 13 GP | 14:49 TOI/G | 1G 1A | 5 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 -- 10 GP | 13:57 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 7 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 WJC -- 7 GP | 22:26 TOI/G | 1G 2A | 11 SOG | 0 PIM
S39 -- 13 GP | 16:58 TOI/G | 2G 5A | 16 SOG | 2 PIM
S40 -- 11 GP | 21:54 TOI/G | 4G 7A | 21 SOG | 2 PIM
S41 --  13 GP | 22:05 TOI/G | 3G 5A | 24 SOG | 2 PIM
S42 -- 13 GP | 23:14 TOI/G | 1G 12A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 0 PIM | GWG in Final v Canada ~Gold Medal~
S43 -- 13 GP | 23:23 TOI/G | 4G 2A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 2 PIM ~Gold Medal~
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Notes:
Drafted #6 Overall in S36 SMJHL Draft (MTL)
S36: RIGHTFUL Esa Anrikkanen Winner
Drafted #2 Overall in S37 SHL Draft (POR)
S38: Hat Trick G3 vs Prince George
S39: Led rookies in scoring
S39: All-Rookie Team (only unanimous)
S42: 1st Star & GWG in IIHF Final
S42: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S43: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S44: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S45: Gordie Howe Hat Trick vs Manhattan Rage: Game 177 - 2 goals, 1 assist, and beat up Clint Eastwood.
5/18 career PS%




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Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -23 PIM: 32 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
writes haters guides where I shit on every team

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Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
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Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43


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Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
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