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S43 SMJHL PT 1: Swipe Right
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(This post was last modified: 09-02-2018, 11:29 AM by ej27.)

You've declared for the SMJHL draft, and that (probably) means you're going to be in a whole new city full of new people. Where better to find new friends that aren't your teammates than Tinder? Wink

Written option: Write your Tinder bio and talk a little about who you're likely to swipe right on. Must include 100 words.

Graphic option: Make a graphic of your Tinder. Must include at least one picture/render and a short bio.

(ty to King for this PT concept)

Reward
4 TPE for doing the thing. (Just one of the options, not both.)


Only S43 SMJHL Rookies (S44 SHL Rookies) are eligible for this PT.

Do NOT claim TPE for this task until a post has been made in the claim thread.

Deadline Friday September 7th @ 7am CST.  (A little bit of a shorter deadline on this PT because I'm going out of town for vacation for a week starting on Saturday the 8th and I wanted to make sure I had time to grade and post a new PT before I left.

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Future SMJHL Hall of Famer, maybe even the greatest of all time. I enjoy long walks on the beach crushing coronas and listening to despacito. Big fan of the Weeknd so you know I got them bedroom tunes. Looking for a hockey girl between the ages of 18-30 but will consider a sugar mama. Must be able to drive a stick shift so you can be my designated driver in my Wrangler. Must be able to crush beers like the boys and not get mad when I go out on all night benders. Most importantly, last but not least, must be a expert in the meme business.
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(This post was last modified: 09-02-2018, 03:34 PM by Gaston.)

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I’m just a writer nerd looking to be involved and wanted. I want a team where I can be noticed by an SHL team, so ice time is a necessity. I’m not fussy about location and I would love to be active on discord! Power play deployment is a must-have. I love rock music, I write songs on my Fender Stratocaster when I’m bored, so anyone who loves to jam or loves 90s music is instantly my buddy. I’m a movie buff too, overly fond of action and horror, so if movies nights on Rabbit are a thing for you, count me in! I am an NT type(analytical), so I’m all about stats and numbers. I like old PC games, namely NHL 09; still playing and modding it today. And of course, I love the Lightning, Steven Stamkos was my childhood idol and is still my favorite player! Hope to be drafted by an amazing club and glad to see some of them showing interest beforehand.
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Hey ladies, My name is shouta aizawa. If you like bloodshot eyes I’m your guy. I am great at staring deep into you soul and loving you. I am one of those strong silent types. I only swipe right on super heros. Swiping left if your quirk is garbage too. I am switching to playing hockey now just for the ladies after I realized my super hero teaching salary wasn’t enough to move out of my mom’s basement. If you ladies want all might to check him out me and him are homies and if you sign me I’ll get you his autograph Wink

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Bio: One time I snorted a tab of pot from the bleached asshole of a Kardashian who fucked Amber Rose twelve times in the eye and didn't even black out. Oh and girls love me so much sometimes all I need to do to get some is to pay them to be my escort. I got mad game. Hmu for a good time

Who I'm likely to swipe right on: Swipe right on any girl with at least one eyeball, one nipple, one bellybutton, a shoulder, a knee, three toes, can do the macarena, and has had her pussy re-upholstered. If you're offended by that last line get cultured. If you're offended by literally anything else before that I don't really blame you.

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08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE Tongue
05-23-2020, 02:25 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Scoop AINEC
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Tauras Karazija, 18
Draft prospect, defenseman @ SMJHL
less than a mile away

Wannabe hockey player and avocado aficionado, asparagus connoisseur. Looking for a basement slapshot regatta partner. Interested prospects must have a strong meme game, chug a can of lemon soda in under 7,4 seconds and must have a dragon name.

Dream first date: going to the zoo to see some pandas. Pandas are like the best creatures that ever existed, who doesn‘t like a panda? If i wouldn‘t be a hockey player, i‘d be an amateur panda in a petting zoo.

Other than that, I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food. And Lagavulin.

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This makes me Brock Hard.

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Rainbow Dash
SMJHL Prospect @ TBD

About to be new to your area and looking to meet a new guy. Soon to be one of the fastest and most physical players in the SMJHL. I'm loyal, if a little stubborn. Ideal first date would be a trip to the Sugarcube corner. Looking for a guy who will come to all of my games and also someone to cuddle with. Must be able to keep up with me on the ice and have a pair of pretty lips.

If my turtle doesn't like you then I don't like you.

Swipe left if you're not into strong and independent women.

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Jean-Pierre Gay, 19
8,435 miles away Active 2 minutes ago

Small town guy, big town dick. Going to be a professional hockey player one day, so looking for someone who is more than just a puck bunny. Want to find love in an unlikely place, but will be heading out of town soon in order to join my SMJHL team. Don't think of this like your guy entering the army, but more like your guy is going to experience something new. Short term or long term I wouldn't mind getting some dinner somewhere. The more expensive the better, I can put it on my credit card until I get my million dollar contract in the bank

Slide in my DM's. Listen to my cheesy pickup lines and I'll drop my snap and insta

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Shaquille Derisraka, 18
2 miles away
SMJHL Prospect @

Big guy with a big heart, I'm going to be a professional hockey player one day and nothing in the world's gonna stop me. But that doesn't mean I can't have fun on the way there. Looking to find someone who can keep up with me on my motorcycle as I ride through the city, I don't like push-overs with no backbone so don't even try to play me like that.

I wouldn't mind buying an expensive dinner or a first date, I got money to spare anyway with becoming a hockey player, I can spot gold diggers from a mile away so be ready to be posterized if you dare.



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