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Matchup: Winnipeg Jets

Gameplan: We need to start bringing sheep to the arena and leaving them by the ice, with garter belts on. This will absolutely not distract Lil’ Manius or cause him to sweat profusely. It is guaranteed that the presence of these sheep won’t cause him to have unholy thoughts or prevent him from playing his best hockey. @Bonk

Edited By: @FlappyGiraffe

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Matchup: Calgary Dragons
Gameplan: Anytime the Calgary Dragons are on a power play, chicken parms will be dropped onto the ice in front of and around the Dragons goaltender, drawing the team back into their own zone by the smell. The Dragons will then become intoxicated and accidentally score on their own net.
Edited By: Atlas Rush @Rublic

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Matchup: Winnipeg Jets
Gameplan: Feed tape to tape passes to Lil' Manius in our slot until he scores a hat trick on us, and never check Jason Visser again. Ever.
Edited By: @Mack

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Matchup: Barracuda
Gameplan: Make sure Cameron Carter II scores all the hat tricks he promised to fill the nets with since getting traded. I'm sure it'll work, because why wouldn't it.
Edited By: @Boomcheck

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Matchup: San Fransico Pride
Gameplan: make sure to attack Zadinas wing, he is lazy in the defensive end and only focuses on offense. Easily open him up, slip it past him and go bar down, kid stands no chance being in the big league this young
Edited By: JJLANGABEER

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HE SHOOTS HE SCORES

JOHN LANGABEER NETS IT AND TIES THE GAME!!!!!
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AND HE SCORES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN LANGABEER JUST SCORED THE 2 BIGGEST GOALS OF HIS CAREER IN A MATTER OF 10 SECONDS!!!!!!

WEST KENDALL TAKES THE LEAD!!!!

S41 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7, Game Tying and Game Winning Goals.

Matchup: Minnesota Chiefs
Gameplan: while playing the game against some of the better teams in the league, try to pin opponents' third line players on the boards. Proceed to tamper them by telling them they would get much more playing time in Minnesota and could be stars while there there are common role players.
Edited By: @Daco

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08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE Tongue
05-23-2020, 02:25 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Scoop AINEC
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^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS
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^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

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Team: Buffalo Stampede
Gameplan: Actually try to score goals and not shoot below 7.5% for the season so far so that you can actually win also Selich should win more faceoffs to improve possession
Edited By: @Tomen

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Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
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3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

Matchup: Edmonton Blizzard
Gameplan: With a friendship hater between the pipes which means goalie the Edmonton Blizzard should player super safe and passive and take no risks whatsoever because you can't trust friendship haters
Edited By: @Keygan

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Matchup: Manhattan Rage
Gameplan: The Pride's first line doesn't have the elite talent other teams in the league might have. Because of this, you can afford to rest your top players in order to give them a better rest so that they have that extra kick for the next game.
Edited By: @"luketd"

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Matchup: Lethbridge Lions

Gameplan: I see people falling too often and I think I know how to eliminate that. No more skates, boys. I think our best advantage will be to play barefooted.

Edited by: Monkey D. Luffy @TnlAstatine

Matchup: Los Angeles Panthers
Gameplan: Before taking the ice for each shift, each player must take a rip from Wasty's bong. If a player refuses to take a hit before his shift, he will be stapled to the bench for the remainder of the period.
Edited By: @Wasty

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