Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Aug 12 2015, 01:14 AMI'm just so happy
Having way too much fun with this tbh. Surprised nobody thought of it sooner.
Mark H
Quote: Originally posted by Schmidt @Aug 12 2015, 12:11 AM
Looks like JHS and I have to step up our game
I want Storm to create a shitstorm so we can have Storm's shitstorm be shitstorm Storm
Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts || Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson) Age: 20 Height: 5'10" Weight: 180 Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden Number: 26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170 S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150 S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158 S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188 S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182 S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193 S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20 S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14 S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7 S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95 S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124 S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6 S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19 S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WJC Stats S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11 | Shots: 7 S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21 S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20 S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10 S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10 S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10 S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Honors S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain S57 -- SMJHL All-Star S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired || Name: Jean-Pierre Gay Age: 32 Height: 6'6" Weight: 239 lbs Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada Number: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32 S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59 S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13 S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18 S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53 S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35 S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32 S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75 S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56 S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57 S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62 S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22 S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23 TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11 S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1 S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Transactions: S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Transactions: S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors Beau Bent || Retired || Name: Beau Bent Position: Centre Age: 46 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario Number: 20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54 S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31 S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106 S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155 S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8 S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37 S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61 S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42 S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61 S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164 S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151 S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158 S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175 S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125 TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NLA Regular Season Stats S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6 S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7 S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21 S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions SMJHL: Undrafted Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29) SHL: Undrafted Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33) Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31) Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32) Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36) Matthew Buchesner || Retired || Name: Matthew Buchesner Position: Defense Age: 63 Height: 6'2" Weight: 216 lbs Birthplace: Sacramento, California Number: 55 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 | S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 | S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 | S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 | S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 | S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 | S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 | S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 | S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 | S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 | S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 | S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 | S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 | TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 | S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 | S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 | S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 | S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 | TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Coaching Record: S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall) Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall) Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas) Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle) Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17) Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton) Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton) Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton) Retired - S23 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33) Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36) Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach) Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards: Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated) Zach Miller || Retired || Name: Zach Miller Position: Right Wing Age: 69 Height: 5'11" Weight: 184 lbs Birthplace: New Westminster, BC Number: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Stats Season 5: GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5: GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 | S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 | S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 | S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 | S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 | S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 | S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 | TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 | S7 | MIN | DNQ S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 | S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 | S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 | S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 | S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 | TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall) Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall) Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota) Retired - S12 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Most Goals (S5) Co-Leader in Points (S5) Captain of the All-Star Team (S5) Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6) Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8) Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20) Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10) Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17) Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Player Awards: Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals) Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans) Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated) Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL GM Awards: Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions) Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: 7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12) Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9) Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28) Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13) Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30) Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34) Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39) Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards: Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie) Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward) Challenge Cup Championship (S10) Challenge Cup Championship (S12) Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs) Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive) Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Accomplishments: Team Canada Captain WJC (S6) Team World GM (S7) Named to Team Canada (S8-S12) Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5) Silver Medal Team Canada (S8) Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)
Nereus
Gorlab the majestic is coming.
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Quote: Originally posted by Mark H @Aug 11 2015, 10:31 PM
we're falling behind
Konrad Danke / C / 340 TPE / Texas / Maine / Czech S54 Draft Class // Czech Republic John Heimer-Schmidt // Former Whaler GM // Retired The Greatest Shitstirrer of All Time
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suavemente !
Figured I should throw some guidelines out there. We aim to report, not start or fuel the flame wars.
@STORMWATCH_SHL PROTOCOL
- Links to threads will never be tweeted.
- Cat 0-2 storms will not be announced unless they are deemed concluded or are upgraded to Cat 3 or higher.
- Storms will be named "Shitstorm X" where X is the first name of the SHL player deemed to be at the center of the storm. If it is the second+ storm involving the same player in the storm season, Roman numerals will be used to differentiate it.
Cat 0:
- Combatants: 1-2
- Third parties: 0
- Discourse: Banter/edgy with potential for increased tempers.
Cat 1:
- Combatants: 2
- Third parties: 0
- Discourse: Edgy
Cat 2:
- Combatants: 2
- Third parties: 0
- Discourse: Attacking
Cat 3:
- Combatants: 2-3
- Third parties: 1-3
- Discourse: Attacking
Cat 4:
- Combatants: 2-3
- Third parties: 1-10
- Discourse: Unnecessary/Baseless Attacks
- Page count: 5+ in reg. forum or 10+ in Thunderdome
Cat 5:
- Combatants: 4+
- Third parties: 5+
- Discourse: Just plain stupid
- Page count: 10+ in reg. forum or 20+ in Thunderdome
Cat 6:
Let's just hope this never happens. I think we'd all know if it did.
Combatants are considered members who are directly arguing with each other.
Third parties are considered members who are picking sides but not directly engaging.
Quote: Originally posted by Schmidt @Aug 12 2015, 03:01 AMFigured I should throw some guidelines out there. We aim to report, not start or fuel the flame wars. Cat 1: Cat 2: Cat 3: Cat 4: Cat 5: Cat 6:
The numbers all go up to 11...
Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Aug 12 2015, 02:08 AM
Pretty sure the SHL would dissolve at that point.
Mac
Mac
Most I recall is an 80 page I think.
It was caused by she who shall not be named.
Quote: Originally posted by Mac @Aug 12 2015, 02:16 AMMost I recall is an 80 page I think.
Must not have been in the Thunderdome, just sorted by page count and JHS's was the highest.
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Quote: Originally posted by Schmidt @Aug 11 2015, 11:23 PM
What do I win??!?
Konrad Danke / C / 340 TPE / Texas / Maine / Czech S54 Draft Class // Czech Republic John Heimer-Schmidt // Former Whaler GM // Retired The Greatest Shitstirrer of All Time
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Quote: Originally posted by JHS @Aug 12 2015, 02:26 AMWhat do I win??!?
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Prepare yourselves.... Gorlab is coming.
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