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LB. · 07-26-2015, 08:09 PM

Nothing good happens after 2am, but here I am, lookin for a way to get some sleep, if you want me to talk non sense about you, or have some questions, you can post em' below.

Bojo

And we start with grand Pushkin master himself. A guy I don't know that well, but definatley top5 fav characters in SHL. I really wish that I will be able to know you better, by playing the almighty Russian slayng, weapon unboxing simulator, CS:GO or some other way.
I have a low self esteem, so I call myself bastard, lol.

Beansobie

Someone got my How I Met Your Mother reference that quickly? God, you deserve a medal beaut. One of the youngins, that I don't know well aswell, but you look like one great guy.

Šatan

One of the nicest guys on Winnipeg, although everyone is awesome on WPG and deserve a round from me, my future teammate Šatan. Our LR isn't that active, but you know, that if someone writes in it, that could be Šatan.

Ferdy

Perghhhhhhhhhhher, that's how I always read it. Like a snake scaring someone off. Definately a great guy, and I've seen nothing but great things from this lad. Maybe I'm not that active to see shitstorms you're a part of, but hey, who cares bout em.

ems

Fuck you Knight, I fucking hate you...in NHL09. I made your guy too OP that time, I'll remake the rosters to put you at 50 everywhere, because you're a scrub, hell, I'll remake to rosters that Jogurtaa has all guys at 50, still she will win me, I'm that bad.

The_Mazais

Finnaly, a guy that I know more. You're the bitch, you know. Definatley one of my best friends in both SHL and LSHL, didn't know the guy that well until i was traded to a team in LSHL. Every sunday we just spoke lot's of shit in our team chat, like General for example. General Intar Barsovič. :lol: Those we're some good times, we won the cup, and then I was traded just to retire at the end of the season. The guy I retired was an insparation for my SHL player, Pejonis. Aivars Pežonis, aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, the memories. Anyhow, another beaut.

BluesBoy71

God the Blues are awful, my Avs will beat ya. Actually, I wasn't too keen to welcome you in LSHL when you joined, because I hated SHL so much at that moment, but that has changed since then. Another on of the guys from Jogurtaas team, who was too OP. I'm talking about Jogys team like everyone would have seen the game we had, but like antone watched? Nope.

Eggy216

Our little pony, one of the biggest spammers from youngins. You're already at 2k posts? God, start working normally for once. A great guy, one of the most active guys in our LR, wish I could spend more time in LR, because it's that good.

GCool

Draft class mate, what's hangin brotha? A cool guy that I don't know that well, another guy from the S24 PWF family. Good luck in the finals, I'm rooting for ya, make me and Jogy proud!

Jogurtaa

Sooooooooo, who's ready for an essay? I have so many things to say about you, but I'll try to make it as short as possible.
She's the main reason why I'm in sim leagues, because the first time I saw her in the LSHL chat, I just knew that I had to stay, and make her notice me. I said some god awful stuff, but in the end we're here. I believed that girl - guy friendship is not possible in any way or form, but she has proved me wrong. She's really one of my best friends, because she's so freaking stuped, not stupid, stuped. We play CS alot together, and even alot is not the right measurement to say how much it is, we just play because we enjoy to piss of some little russian, polish or any other kiddos by calling them puberty or speaking some really bad accents, like aussie accent, god, we both suck at it. How's ya kangaroo and fosters doing there, you quirky little Bruce? And our podcasts. Holy almighty twat, we're awful at speaking any ordinary stuff. I remember to this day how great(actually it was as bad as russians trying to speak english, which sounds like Eve when she's mic is in optimus prime mode) was our first podcast. It was in LSHL, her idea of course, We talked about Birks and Kovalev esque guy, Sundin, marrying and making kids. Oh god. Maybe Sundin is Kovalev? Oh god please no, you don't want to know how bad Sundin was and still is, SHL. We talked about how you can't put Hektor(laughable cheap booze in Latvia) next to Tullamore, because it could cause a nuclear disaster. That was fun. Maybe some tea and biscuits as well? I still have some tea. Or maybe some Smells like teen shovel club? She got me into Paramore, The100 and alot more great things. Still waiting for a chance to see Paramore, Shinedown and even BFMV with her live. Yes, you have no choice, we have to see my favourite band live, you'll understand why I like that band. Anyhow, I know that I'm forgetting something, but you have enough text for yourself, you have than everyone else combined.

mpc

My Co-GM, a great guy. Haven't spoken that too much, but still seems a pretty decent lad. I really hate the fact that his player is russian, because you all know my hate towards Russia.

giova65

This is the first I see you post. Really. Never knew you existed.

JHS

Oh the annoying cunt, hoping your team chokes in the finals. Your girlfriend/sister/whatever was hot tho, would definatley enjoy going in her garden. Hope I don't get lost tho.

Steelhead77

And here we have a beaut. My ex GM, team mate in LSHL, we won a cup together in JHL with Piebalga, and you we're the GM when we won in SMJHL. Really great guy, communicable, been my GM for two times I think, with my old player and Pejonis. Really wishing we could play together in SHL, as we do in LSHL. Man, you gotta get more active in our LSHL LR.

Andybj

I've seen you. I have definatly seen you, but never been in touch with you. Seem like a good guy tho, judging by your, well, interesting avy.

hedgehog337

Ohai there coach. Latvian media guru, posts some nice articles from time to time. All around a pretty great guy in LSHL, not as active in SHL tho. At least, I think that. Our future in goal when Prik hangs em up.

Mac

Another guy I don't know all too well, seen ya as well. I believe you're the guy who wants to play till S45 or smth. I like your next players name, never seen the movie, but as it's a cult classic, I'll watch it soon.

JackCross

I won't be original on you Jack, clearly one of the nicest and most hard working members in SHL. Sims are always on time as you promise. We have spoken only once, but that was a great convo, and you have to do what you promise, come to my town where I learned in school - Liepāja. Or come back to Rīga, would love to meet ya and show you our awesome Lat girls.

Nereus

Another active youngin, stealing the spotlight from me. I might be wrong, but I think you like Filthy Frank. Giiiiiive me the puuuuuuuussy baws.

prikulis5

Prik, what up ya old piece of team mate crap. Been my team mate in LSHL, twice, also we're in the same system. We won the cup together, as well as Jogy and Mazais, great guy, runs our SHL, been nothing but great talking to him all the time.

carousel182

Burchie boy, the guy who replaced me on the top line. I don't like you because of that, I was crying all this time. Everyone for me is a great guy, and he's not different, because of my short vocabulary in english.

CRAWFORD33

What's up wannabe gangsta. Been team mates with this guy in LSHL, when I was still playing with the best defenceman ever, Pežonis. Sadly Snickers did not recognise his abilities. Always hating my comments, but still getting rekt, because he misreads everything I write.

701

Yesterday, I believe, was the first time I've seen you post in Falcons LR. Maybe I just don't remember you. Made the 2nd annual Texas Reneshitstorm, that's only thing I know about you, and I can't be asked to ask Jogurtaa about you. I would ask her, but come on, it's 2.40am when I'm writing. Maybe it's a great idea to call her right now. Maaaaybe.

SnickersLV

My exGM in LSHL, man Liepāja fucked you over when they traded my player to Oslo. It's been nice speaking to ya most of the time, great guy, hoping you won't win in the finals, because Johnson.

r1c3bowl22

Ricey, the SHL's main DJ. Due, I don't know you that well, but Jogurtaa says you're a nice guy, so I have to believe her.

Jesster

SHL's McDavid. I truly think your player is the next big thing, and in my eyes you're the 1st overall pick. I hope, at least.

Going to continue writing an inspiring cig and a beer, this could get ugly.

.bojo · 07-26-2015, 08:33 PM

I hear you're a bastard. True?

BeanSnoodie · 07-26-2015, 08:35 PM

Quote:Originally posted by LatvianBastard@Jul 26 2015, 08:09 PM
Nothing good happens after 2am, but here I am, lookin for a way to get some sleep, if you want me to talk non sense about you, or have some questions, you can post em' below.

Have you met Ted?

Å atan · 07-26-2015, 11:05 PM

Write some nonsense about me?

Ferdy · 07-26-2015, 11:22 PM

Write some nonsense about Å atan?

easymoneysniper · 07-26-2015, 11:23 PM

Yo

The_Mazais · 07-27-2015, 08:35 AM

Sup BiÄ

Blues · 07-27-2015, 08:36 AM

Ã‡tp

Eggy216 · 07-27-2015, 08:42 AM

Over here!

GCool · 07-27-2015, 08:49 AM

Well of COURSE I want to be mentioned.

Jogurtaa · 07-27-2015, 09:07 AM

Hi, shit!

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After listening to this u can call me stuped and I will not even be mad ;D

fgh · 07-27-2015, 09:29 AM

Hola, como estas?

Giova69 · 07-27-2015, 09:33 AM

How much do u bench bro

JHS · 07-27-2015, 11:35 AM

Do you even lift?

Steelhead77 · 07-27-2015, 01:19 PM

shashlik

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