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Molholt · 08-04-2015, 05:46 PM

I did this back when I first joined, gave shoutouts to the guys with jobs around here. I'm doing it again now, let's see if I know more people yet! This is based off of the "Moderating Team" at the bottom of the forums. This edition is Administration, so the guys listed under "Commissioner" on the moderating team. Also, if you take anything I say here seriously, I'll cut you.

Commissioners

Member #1 - You're an administrator, although I don't think you really "are" anyone. You have 0 posts, although you do have posts made from your account. You're like a riddle. I believe that I remember this "Member #1" title bouncing around a time or two awhile back. I assume that you're another Admin who just switched to a new account or something, I'm really not sure and I'm too lazy to find out. You're quite the mystery.

Leafs4ever - Hello, another commissioner. Oh yeah, we're in the commissioner section. From what I've gathered from some recent trivia, you're like a really, really long tenured general manager in the league. You're one of the teams that I for sure wouldn't go to, and not just because you already have a goalie. I think your team is lame. I don't know if you picked it or not, but you've gotta implement some originality! Give me some uniqueness! Show some creativity! The Winnipeg Jets are just boring. I wish they weren't. :(

xDParK - You spell your name stupid. However, I like you. You're the person who actually got me to join, as Jackson. Technically I was here before, but I retired the inactive and never logged back into the account. You kept my secret for me so that my identity wasn't spoiled until after I was drafted. It was reasonably fun. You also seemed to have my back in those early seasons when I got myself into some drama. I think I consider you a pretty good guy, decent admin and a fun member. I wish I personally interacted with you more.

BigTittySmitty - You are a traitor. I don't care what you say, I blame you for leaving with Dave Smith. Circumstances notwithstanding, you're at fault, obviously (and obviously, I'm joking). I also don't feel like I realized you were an SMJHL Commissioner. I really thought that it was only Brandon and Ragnar. Why the hell are there so many of you? Anyways, I miss you. Come back to Los Angeles, or wherever I go in free agency or hell, maybe I'll come to you. Who knows, who knows.

Brandon - You suck, you know that right? We had a real nice thing here and you just had to go up and leave it. "Oh I want my own team" "Oh I can be a GM" "Oh look at me and the Stampede" Makes me wanna puke. We weren't good enough for you? Is that it? Your family wasn't enough, you had to cheat on us with Buffalo? Well fine, we don't want you anyway. I'm just kidding we love you please don't actually leave, please stay. Brandon come back. You can blame it all on me. But actually, congratulations and keep your eyes open when free agency opens. Have you read my free agency rankings? You should. Maybe you did, you might've posted in them, now that I think about it. I think we talked about Shitler. Oh yeah, you're a horrible GM for drafting Jamie. Later!

jkrever - I see that things haven't changed since I last spoke about you old friend. You get lumped in with Commissioners because I don't know what you are. You're still inactive, still an "Owner" and you apparently just pop in from time to time to check in. I'm sure you were the cock of the walk when you were here, but now you mean nothing to someone like me. I picture you as an old man because of your avatar. Maybe one day, three years from now, you'll drop in and see that I wrote about you. I highly doubt that. Since you'll never see this, screw you! Ha, got 'em.

O4L - So I feel like I probably knew more about you the last time I did this than I do now. I had to look at your profile to figure out that you were formerly the GM of the Calgary Dragons but you just recently stepped down! I guess see you later, from a GM standpoint. You know, you should've drafted me in S19. I actually really wanted to come be the Dragons goalie. I thought they had the coolest goalie history and I thought I would've been a great successor to Verminski. You let Los Angeles scoop me up and look how that has gone for them. We coulda been a contenda! Instead, we don't even know each other. O4L could be some sort of lame nickname attempt for me though, like, Overtime 4 Losses. Get it? I suck in overtime in the finals. I'm gonna cry now.

Ragnar#sweg($*#)@() - Seriously, get a more stupid name next time. I'm not going to put in effort and try to spell that shit and I'm too lazy to copy and paste. I'm a machine right now, I'm only typing I can't be bothered to grab the mouse to select your dumb name for copying purposes. I always talk about hating you. You wanna know why? Because you were the bank guy and you refused to do me a solid and transfer all of Jamie Shetler's money to my account. C'mon man, I thought we were teammates. If I leave Los Angeles, you will be to blame. For this injustice. However, I really enjoy my time in Los Angeles and you're a big part of it. You and Wasty are great GMs and you're a pretty decent guy in the locker room, I guess. Plus, that Brian Morley player of yours is a damn stud. I like that. I'm glad I have a team full of really great players. I better stop before I talk myself into extending before free agency opens. You guys have to win me back. I wanna be the prettiest girl at the ball.

Schultzy - I honest to God have no idea who you are. You're a commissioner? Your title says that you won a Cup in.... S24. Oh, I see now. Hey, hey Schultzy, yeah you, Schultzy - I hate you. (I'm sure you're great but you're now a mortal enemy and I will destroy you)

Spangle - When I joined I always considered this "your" league. I don't think I have ever interacted with you here. I don't know why we would. Actually, I take that back. I have definitely sent you some private messages that say "fuck you" or "fuck off." You know exactly why I would do that, because you send out those dumb mass PMs all the damn time. Blowing up my inbox for events and shit that I don't care about. It drives me insane! So occasionally I throw back some nonsense for you too. You probably don't even read them. I bet you're a dick. (You see what you've done? I've based my opinion on you solely on your annoying mass PMs. Way to go Spangle, way to go.)

Trill - Who the hell made you an admin? Remember that time we were on the same baseball team? Wasn't that fun? Yeah, I didn't think so either. The weird thing, was I didn't know you before the NABA. You knew of me, or at least of my name and were asking about me in the shoutbox, but I didn't recognize you. Obviously I saw that you were an admin here, but that meant nothing to me. Now I know you as a former GM in a different league. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. Got(ye) 'em. Maybe we should hangout some time? Nah.

Velevra - ARE THERE SERIOUSLY 5 SMJHL COMMISSIONERS?

Simmers

JackCross - Look at that, I gave you your own section. Everyone sucks you off for simming. You do a pretty good job but geez, do you ever get tired of the constant adoration? Outside of simming I don't really know much about you. I couldn't tell you who your player was off the top of my head, or what team you are on. A quick look at your profile didn't clear anything up either. I bet you're a good guy and I'm sure this is not going to be a popular opinion here, but as far as simmers go, I prefer Jardy. He just seems more fun. You're more consistent and diligent. But I'd like you more if you got drunk and posted long stories about your drunken escapades more often. You should do that. Otherwise, keep doing a kickass job at simming. Also, I see you in some of my media articles and stuff sometimes, but I never see you post. Either I'm an idiot and I'm forgetting some, or you should post. I'd like that.

JackCross · 08-05-2015, 11:48 AM

I usually get 3/4 of the way through a question and abandon all hope when I reread it and it's not up to my standards. I think I did a drunk presser once, I think it was entertaining, but a short lived thread. A long time ago too. Shit, am I the fucking James May of the SHL now!?

Solid read though, you should be getting more attention for these articles. Not just the bump to your bank account.