The Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Party Nominates Boon as Presidential Candidate for the 2017 SHL Election.
The following is a list of cabinet members and open positions. With your help we WILL defeat JT and Merica and their terrifying policies of civility and progress. We will and we can bring back anarchy into this once beloved league.
President: Boon
Vice President: Munk
Attorney General: Idot
Secretary of State: TBA
Secretary of War: TBA
Secretary of Labor: TBA
Ambassador to the United Online Hockey Simulation Leagues : TBA
The Supreme Court of the Simulation Hockey League (Three (3) Droogs will be members of the Supreme Court).
Droog #1: Alex
Droog #2: TBA
Droog #3: TBA
Inquire within for positions. The member who first answers this riddle will receive a to be named later cabinet appointment. "What is the difference between a duck?"
crutch
just recreate already
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Nov 30 2016, 12:11 AMjust recreate already
Does this mean I can put you down for secretary of war
Raven
Anarchy!
Honza Havran || G || Kraken/Wolfpack || 410 TPE || Name: Honza Havran Age: 20 Height: 6'4" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 37 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 24th overall in S80 SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken Drafted 22th overall in S81 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack
Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets Name: Ryuuji Kawashima Age: 20 Height: 6'4" Weight: 213 lbs Number: 26 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws
Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack Name: Rafe Ulrich Age: 18 Height: 6'7" Weight: 250 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack
Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ Name: Raven Silverwing Age: 34 Height: 6'7" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2 S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12 S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9 SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats: S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Play Off Statisticals S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0 S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4 S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Stats S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50% S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39% S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99% S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53% S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44% S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85% S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141 S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855 S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735 <OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731 SHL Play Off Statisticals S29||NEW||DNQ S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77% *CUP* S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP* S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70% S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50% S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94% S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578) S37||NEW||DNQ S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249) SHL Total Playoff Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578) ------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Round Robin Statistics S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0 S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1 S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2 S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1 S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38% S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24% ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0 S27 - Did not qualify- S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1 S29 - Did not qualify- S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14% S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71% ------------------------------------------------------------ Trophy Case S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee) S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points) S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals) S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT) S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer) S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP) S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer) S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Cool Stuff: Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27 Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28 Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30 (づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ
crutch
Quote: Originally posted by Jesus The Mexican Way @Nov 30 2016, 12:12 AM
i can dig it
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
Munk
Quote: Originally posted by CRUTCHFIELD @Nov 30 2016, 12:11 AMjust recreate already
say pls
kit
I'm a gud secretary cuz I give my bosses bjs
crutch
Quote: Originally posted by Munk @Nov 30 2016, 12:13 AM
Pls
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
Ghost
Quote: Originally posted by kit @Nov 30 2016, 12:15 AMI'm a gud secretary cuz I give my bosses bjs
Hi it's me, your boss.
kit
Quote: Originally posted by Kaisonious @Nov 30 2016, 01:23 AM
Hey it's me Monica lewinski
Ghost
Quote: Originally posted by kit @Nov 30 2016, 12:28 AM
I got some cigars...what you doin later bb? :-x
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I apply for a droog position
Quote: Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay @Nov 30 2016, 12:41 AMI apply for a droog position
You are Droog #1. Head of the Droogs. As a result you may select your two fellow droogs.
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Quote: Originally posted by Munk @Nov 30 2016, 08:13 AM
say wut
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