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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
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Some pretty heavy accusations towards me in this episode. I guess I have to address those ...
...on my podcast lol.
Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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Quote: Originally posted by ztevans @Jul 2 2017, 11:12 PMSome pretty heavy accusations towards me in this episode. I guess I have to address those ...
So by the beginning of the Challenge Cup Finals?
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To confirm, by the time this pod was recorded, I had gone balls-deep to commemorate the visit. We're good, gentlemen.
Also, I physically cringed at the thought of a hard shell taco... <a href='index.php?showuser=2238' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>Pris</a>, educate your teammate to the ways of the soft-shell taco
that was an enjoyable pod fellas!
I couldnt help but wonder while listening to the Anrikkanen resurgance segmant if there is a correlation between his strong play and his (flaunt that ESA) XXL Male bumwear clothing apparel... which he began sporting shortly before the season..
[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE Born: S39 Height: 6'2" Weight: 188 lbs Number: 86 Position: Hybrid Defender Birth Place: Vienna, Austria Residence: Toronto, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00 S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02 S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Post Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00 S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01 -------------------------------------------------- Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary -------------------------------------------------- Timeline: S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history. S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 Alias: the Augment Born: 9/4/1995 Height: 6'0" Weight: 228 lbs Number: 19 Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario -------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149 S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144 S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152 S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199 S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166 S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185 S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177 S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196 S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193 S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252 S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216 S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206 S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214 S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213 S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208 S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193 S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178 S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124 S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02 S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28 S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06 S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12 S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16 S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19 S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00 S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04 S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10 S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04 S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107| S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145| S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17| S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31| ------------------------------------------------------------ International Hockey Statistics (IIHF): S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16 S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25 S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32 S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38 S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47 S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44 S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51 S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42 S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36 S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61 S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61 S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56 S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29) S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP ------------------------------------------------------------ Timeline: S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User) S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216) S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208) S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47 S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48 S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player) S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship) S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’ S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585) S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Trades: S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons ------------------------------------------------------------ TPE at the start of each season: S37 - 751 TPE S38 - 937 TPE S39 - 1,114 TPE S40 - 1,298 TPE S41 - 1,465 TPE S42 - 1,646 TPE S42 - 1,858 TPE S43 - 2,041 TPE S44 - 2,109 TPE S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final) Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114 Seasons: 4 Playoffs: 4 Series Wins: 3 Challenge Cups: 0 ------------------------------------------——------ Regular Season Record: S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44 - Division Winner - 1st Round Bye - Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62 - Division Winner - Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton - Western Conference Championship Series ------------------------------------------——------ S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Wins against: Los Angeles - Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Lost to Seatlle in round 1 |
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So side note: I am listening to the infamous...
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... Episode 13, and hearing the name Carson Shymyr (a Quinn multi) so much later just is weirdly chilling.
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Quote: Originally posted by mpc @Jul 2 2017, 11:18 PMSo by the beginning of the Challenge Cup Finals?
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
(But seriously, I had listened to this episode on Soundcloud before I recorded last night, and only technical issues kept me from uploading it at 12:01 this morning. So it will be ready for your enjoyment when I get home from work.)
Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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Borje Samuelsson || D || New England Wolfpack || 1001 TPE Height: 6'7" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: Quarterback ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: Regular Season Statistics: S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | -23 | 14 PIM S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 14 G | 24 A | 38 P | -17 | 37 PIM S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 11 G | 31 A | 42 P | +23 | 32 PIM S64 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 05 G | 12 A | 17 P | -01 | 12 PIM S65 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 13 G | 28 A | 41 P | +09 | 20 PIM S66 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +35 | 46 PIM S67 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | 41 P | +24 | 30 PIM S68 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 10 G | 36 A | 46 P | -09 | 26 PIM S69 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 15 G | 42 A | 57 P | +14 | 30 PIM S70 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 09 G | 25 A | 34 P | +35 | 38 PIM S71 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 22 G | 59 A | 81 P | +60 | 30 PIM Total | 528 GP | 102 G | 263 A | 365 P | +167 | 232 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Statistics: S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | -01 | 02 PIM S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 | 02 PIM S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 09 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | +01 | 02 PIM S64 | San Francisco Pride | 20 GP | 01 G | 07 A | 08 P | +03 | 02 PIM S65 | San Francisco Pride | 10 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | +01 | 00 PIM S66 | San Francisco Pride | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +04 | 04 PIM S67 | San Francisco Pride | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | -07 | 02 PIM S68 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -08 | 00 PIM S69 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | +15 | 06 PIM S70 | New England Wolfpack | 28 GP | 03 G | 08 A | 11 P | -01 | 10 PIM Total | 87 GP | 11 G | 26 A | 37 P | +07 | 24 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S61 | Sweden WJC | 15 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | +03 | 06 PIM S62 | Sweden WJC | 12 GP | 00 G | 03 A | 03 P | -11 | 02 PIM S63 | Sweden WJC | 14 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | +06 | 04 PIM Total | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | +00 | 00 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S61: Drafted in the second round, 15th overall by Anaheim Outlaws S61: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Anaheim Outlaws S62: Drafted in the second round, 31st overall by San Francisco Pride S62: Signed 2 year, $5 million contract with San Francisco Pride S64: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with San Francisco Pride S65: Signed 3 year, $9 million contract with San Francisco Pride S68: Signed 3 year, $16 million contract with San Francisco Pride S68: Traded to New England Wolfpack with Petr Svoboda for S68 NEW 1st, S68 SEA 1st, and S29 NEW 2nd S71: Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Honours: S61, S63: Named Alternate Captain of Anaheim Outlaws S61: Named to Swedish National Junior Team S61: IHF World Junior Championships Silver Medal S63: SMJHL All-Star Herb Robert || RW || Retired (S44-55) || 1406 TPE Height: 6'2" Weight: 213 lbs Number: 98 Player Type: Sniper ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: Regular Season Statistics: S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 16 A | 33 P | +19 | 25 PIM S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +18 | 18 PIM S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 18 PIM S44 | Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 05 G | 11 A | 16 P | -28 | 14 PIM S45 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 11 G | 15 A | 26 P | -11 | 2 PIM S46 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 08 G | 18 A | 26 P | -14 | 6 PIM S47 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 21 G | 27 A | 48 P | +12 | 2 PIM S48 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 13 G | 23 A | 38 P | +3 | 0 PIM S49 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 07 G | 08 A | 15 P | +2 | 0 PIM S49 | Manhattan Rage | 36 GP | 19 G | 19 A | 38 P | +9 | 14 PIM S50 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 16 G | 08 A | 24 P | -2 | 24 PIM S51 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 P | +19 | 2 PIM S52 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM S53 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 13 G | 18 A | 31 P | +6 | 16 PIM S54 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM S55 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 50 GP | 12 G | 09 A | 21 P | -18 | 20 PIM Total | 550 GP | 166 G | 230 A | 396 P | -40 | 128 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Statistics: S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 5 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +1 | 2 PIM S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 11 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 10 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | +5 | 12 PIM S44 | DNQ S45 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | -3 | 00 PIM S46 | DNQ S47 | DNQ S48 | DNQ S49 | Manhattan Rage | 11 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | -1 | 06 PIM S49 | Manhattan Rage | 06 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 | 00 PIM Total | 22 GP | 06 G | 10 A | 16 P | -4 | 06 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S41 | Canada WJC | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM S42 | Canada WJC | 11 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | -1 | 2 PIM S43 | Canada WJC | 15 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -2 | 8 PIM S44 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 7 | 2 PIM S45 | Latvia WC | 10 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 3 | 2 PIM S46 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 7 G | 8 A | 15 P | 4 | 4 PIM S47 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 1 | 2 PIM S48 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | 6 | 4 PIM S49 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -2 | 2 PIM S50 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | -6 | 4 PIM S51 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | 2 | 2 PIM S52 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 1 | 2 PIM S53 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -5 | 14 PIM S54 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -6 | 43 PIM S55 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -15 | 6 PIM Total | 146 GP | 46 G | 60 A | 106 P | -21 | 87 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Honours: S41: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top SMJHL Rookie) S41: Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada S43: Won Four Star Cup with Vancouver Whalers S43: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nominee (Most Underrated) S44: Won WC Silver Medal with Team Latvia S46: Won WC Bronze Medal with Team Latvia ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S41: Drafted 7th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers S41: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Vancouver Whalers S42: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Seattle Riot S42: Signed 2 year, $11 million contract with Seattle Riot S44: Traded to New England Wolfpack for Soren Kierkegaard and NEW S47 1st S44: Signed 3 year, $15 million contract with New England Wolfpack S44: Named to Latvian National Team S49: Traded to Manhattan Rage for CHI S50 3rd, MAN S50 4th, and MAN S51 2nd S51: Traded to Chicago Syndicate for CHI S52 3rd and CHI S53 Cond 2nd S54: Traded to San Francisco Pride for Patric Twist and WKP S54 Cond 2nd S54: Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with San Francisco Pride S55: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with Tampa Bay Barracuda S55: Retired from SHL Jed Lloren || RW || HoF Player (S20-40) || 1612 TPE Height: 5'3" Weight: 145 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: Playmaker ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 40 GP | 5 G | 10 A | 15 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -2 | S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 11 G | 9 A | 20 P | 11 PIM | +/-: -3 | S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 15 G | 15 A | 30 P | 18 PIM | +/-: 5 | S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | 26 PIM | +/-: -16 | S23 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 14 G | 27 A | 41 P | 49 PIM | +/-: 3 | S24 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 16 G | 29 A | 45 P | 82 PIM | +/-: 9 | S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 28 A | 42 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 12 | S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 18 G | 14 A | 32 P | 35 PIM | +/-: 13 | S27 - Los Angeles Panthers | 43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 7 | S27 - Texas Renegades | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 2 | S28 - Texas Renegades | 50 GP | 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | 36 PIM | +/-: 16 | S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 16 | S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | 38 PIM | +/-: 14 | S31 - Buffalo Stampede | 40 GP | 15 G | 21 A | 36 P | 52 PIM | +/-: -7 | S31 - Seattle Riot | 10 GP | 05 G | 04 A | 09 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S32 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 25 G | 28 A | 53 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 20 | S33 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 10 | S34 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 7 | S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 26 A | 40 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S36 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 18 G | 39 A | 57 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 26 | S37 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 19 G | 26 A | 45 P | 16 PIM | +/-: 19 | S38 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 10 | S39 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 20 G | 25 A | 45 P | 07 PIM | +/-: 0 | S40 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 | S40 - San Francisco Pride | 28 GP | 05 G | 14 A | 19 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -7 | S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 15 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -7 | Total - 1057 GP | 336 G | 491 A | 827 P | 510 PIM | +/-: 149 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 15 GP | 05 G | 03 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -3 | S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 04 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -3 | S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 0 | S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 12 GP | 00 G | 06 A | 06 P | 24 PIM | +/-: 0 | S23 - DNQ S24 - DNQ S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 17 GP | 04 G | 11 A | 15 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 3 | S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 3 | S27 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 | S28 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 08 PIM | +/-: 2 | S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -2 | S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 13 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 | S31 - Seattle Riot | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 | S32 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 | S33 - Seattle Riot | 04 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -3 | S34 - DNQ S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 | S36 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 | S37 - Seattle Riot | 14 GP | 08 G | 13 A | 21 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 9 | S38 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -5 | S39 - DNQ S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 | Total - 135 GP | 37 G | 71 A | 108 P | 74 PIM | +/-: 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IHF Statistics S19 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S20 | Qualifiers | 04 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 | S20 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 | S21 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 | S21 | Qualifiers | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 | S21 | IHFWC | 16 GP | 04 G | 04 A | 08 P | 25 PIM | +/-: 0 | S22 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 2 | S22 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 | S23 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 | S23 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 5 | S24 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -5 | S25 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 4 | S26 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 2 | S27 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 07 A | 11 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 4 | S28 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 02 G | 11 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 3 | S29 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 05 G | 07 A | 12 P | 06 PIM | +/-: -7 | S30 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 00 G | 07 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 | S31 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 | S32 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 | S33 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 04 G | 05 A | 09 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 | S34 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 03 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 | S35 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 09 A | 12 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 8 | S36 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S37 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 05 G | 08 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 | S38 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 | S39 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 | S40 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 | Total - 259 GP | 53 G | 113 A | 166 P | 63 PIM | +/-: 32 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S19 - Signed 1 year, $1.5 million contract with St. Louis Scarecrows S19 - Named to Swedish National Team S20 - Drafted in the first round, 11th overall by West Kendall Platoon S20 - Signed 3 year, $15.175 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S23 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S25 - Signed 3 year, $4.5 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S27 - Used PO to opt out of final year of contract S27 - Rights traded to LAP for NEW S27 2nd and LAP S27 4th S27 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Los Angeles Panthers S27 - Traded to Texas Renegades for TEX S29 1st S28 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Texas Renegades S29 - Signed 2 year, $6 million contract with Texas Renegades S29 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for WKP S32 2nd and WKP S32 3rd S31 - Signed 2 year, $14 million contract with Buffalo Stampede S31 - Traded to Seattle Riot for EDM S32 1st and Pablo Biznette S33 - Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with Seattle Riot S34 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S35 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S36 - Traded to Seattle Riot with Ty Justice for Mattias Holmberg and SEA S38 1st S36 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with Seattle Riot S38 - Signed 1 year, $3 million contract with Seattle Riot S39 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot S40 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot S40 - Traded to San Francisco Pride for Jackson Conklin and Gunner Rask S40 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for S43 WKP 3rd S40 - Retired from SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Honours S19 - Luke Riggs Award (Most activity in St. Louis Scarecrows LR) S20 - SHL All-Rookie Team S21 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S22 - S24 - Captain of West Kendall Platoon S22 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal S23 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal S24 - SHL All-Star (Starter) S24 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star S25 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM) S26 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM) S27 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S28 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal S29 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal S31 - S34 - Alternate Captain of Swedish National Team S32 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star S33 - Number retired by St. Louis Scarecrows S35 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S36 - S37 - Alternate Captain of Seattle Riot S37 - President's Trophy (with Seattle) S37 - Joe McKeil Trophy (Best SHL Coach) S37 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM) ------------------------------------------------------------ Jobs S20 - S24, S35 - S36: Sweden Federation Head S20 - S21, S24, S35: Rookie Mentor Committee S20 - S21: Fantasy League Manager S20 - S23: Team World General Manager (Platoon Training Camp) S20 - S26, S31: Banker S20 - S23: Board of Directors S23 - S31: League Advisor S25 - S26: West Kendall Platoon Co-GM S29 - S30: Media Grader S30: Colorado Mammoths Co-GM S31 - S32: Colorado Mammoths Head GM S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Coach S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Co-GM S38 - S40: Awards Committee Head S39: Seattle Riot Head GM ------------------------------------------------------------ Management Statistics S21 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 16 GP | 08 W | 05 L | 03 OL | Silver | Federation Head | S22 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Bronze | Federation Head | S23 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 08 W | 04 L | 01 OL | Bronze | Federation Head | S24 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 52 GP | 20 W | 27 L | 05 OL | DNQ | Co-GM | S24 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 11 GP | 06 W | 04 L | 01 OL | QF | Federation Head | S25 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 50 GP | 31 W | 16 L | 03 OL | Finals | Co-GM | S30 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 17 W | 24 L | 09 OL | WCSF | Co-GM | S31 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 27 W | 20 L | 03 OL | WCSF | Head GM | S32 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 18 W | 28 L | 04 OL | WCSF | Head GM | S35 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Silver | Federation Head | S36 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 10 GP | 05 W | 03 L | 02 OL | Round Robin | Federation Head | S37 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 35 W | 12 L | 03 OL | WCF | Coach/Co-GM | S38 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 28 W | 16 L | 06 OL | WCSF | Coach/Co-GM | S39 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 16 W | 30 L | 04 OL | DNQ | Coach/GM |
Enjoying Maine a ton. Spent the day at the beach, afternoon at the pool. Many beers were drunk, bikini girls were ogled, lobster was eaten and now, to cap it all off, smoking a bowl on the porch after everyone else is asleep.
Whole family is having a blast.
Another haiku
Bonk' s farts really stink.
Gagging for breath, I need air
Open the door, dude.
Bonk
Quote: Originally posted by Slappydoodle @Jul 3 2017, 10:48 PMAnother haiku
No fresh air for you
Trapped with my anal vapor ha
Breath deep and repeat.
Sigs by @
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Wasty and other dude I need to find your name
Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
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